I'm much less cruel. Opening the window and trying to shoo you out. Failing that, there's a magazine with your name on it. Why are you flies so stupid at ignoring the open window?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man 3 weeks ago

London

Hahaha ok can I be an invisible fly please

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By *apua New GuineaMan 3 weeks ago

nearby

I'd say p**s off Jimmy!

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

"Standing up, getting fly spray and liberally spraying it in your direction."

This but with hairspray

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By *ihimbiherCouple 3 weeks ago

lightwater

"Hahaha ok can I be an invisible fly please"

Why not just be an invisible you then?

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 weeks ago

your hotlist

"I'd say p**s off Jimmy! "

🤣🤣

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By *oeBeansMan 3 weeks ago

Derby

"Hahaha ok can I be an invisible fly please"

Pervert

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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago

"Hahaha ok can I be an invisible fly please

Why not just be an invisible you then?"

Let a man be a fly if he wants to be, it's not harming you.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Bristol

Sat alone in my room at my desk in a hoodie and trackies, listlessly flicking through fab, sipping from an almost empty can of Moretti. Not watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire which is on the television.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man 3 weeks ago

London

"Hahaha ok can I be an invisible fly please

Why not just be an invisible you then?"

That would be illegal lol

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By *legantEnigmaWoman 3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Watching my cat pathetically fail to catch you

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man 3 weeks ago