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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves "
full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers"
You should maybe stop messaging them then |
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers
You should maybe stop messaging them then"
Just read your amazing profile. I can't message because I'm way outside your limits . But you do yourself an injustice. You automatically come with a very desirable hole. Men of all ages will fight to get inside it. Use it. It's an automatic passport to pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. |
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers
Fantastic work sir! 🫡
You should maybe stop messaging them then
Just read your amazing profile. I can't message because I'm way outside your limits . But you do yourself an injustice. You automatically come with a very desirable hole. Men of all ages will fight to get inside it. Use it. It's an automatic passport to pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. "
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers
You should maybe stop messaging them then
Just read your amazing profile. I can't message because I'm way outside your limits . But you do yourself an injustice. You automatically come with a very desirable hole. Men of all ages will fight to get inside it. Use it. It's an automatic passport to pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. "
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
She was putting herself down. And let's face it, that hole is what this whole site is about  "
Incorrect |
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers
You should maybe stop messaging them then"
Ouch |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
Probably my only redeeming quality to be fair "
See, you are doing it again. You've got tits too havnt you.? Us men are simple creatures. Toe hair. Who cares. You have tits. Who cares about hairy toes. |
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"Hardnuts you are a king!... we see your good work. You're like Shakespeare general! Shame on any lady that doesn't recognise your skill set "
Why thank you. It's a skill that comes with age and experience. Most women discount age and experience, and miss out on the time and patience that an older gentlemen can lavish upon them. We tend to put their needs first. But that's life. . Hey I'm getting good at this. Well I think so anyway. |
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"Hardnuts you are a king!... we see your good work. You're like Shakespeare general! Shame on any lady that doesn't recognise your skill set
Why thank you. It's a skill that comes with age and experience. Most women discount age and experience, and miss out on the time and patience that an older gentlemen can lavish upon them. We tend to put their needs first. But that's life. . Hey I'm getting good at this. Well I think so anyway. "
You had me at _ardnuts tbh. I like mine like bowling balls |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
She was putting herself down. And let's face it, that hole is what this whole site is about
Oh!. Please enlighten me?. Its not a dating site. What else is it for. Socials I suppose. You could be right.
Incorrect "
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
Probably my only redeeming quality to be fair
See, you are doing it again. You've got tits too havnt you.? Us men are simple creatures. Toe hair. Who cares. You have tits. Who cares about hairy toes. "
I do but they're a bit shit. I'm going with the hole thing. |
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"Hardnuts you are a king!... we see your good work. You're like Shakespeare general! Shame on any lady that doesn't recognise your skill set
Why thank you. It's a skill that comes with age and experience. Most women discount age and experience, and miss out on the time and patience that an older gentlemen can lavish upon them. We tend to put their needs first. But that's life. . Hey I'm getting good at this. Well I think so anyway.
You had me at _ardnuts tbh. I like mine like bowling balls "
Ha ha _ardnuts because at my age they get full and only I and my very capable well practised hand can relieve them |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
She was putting herself down. And let's face it, that hole is what this whole site is about
Oh!. Please enlighten me?. Its not a dating site. What else is it for. Socials I suppose. You could be right.
Incorrect "
I mean the fact you reduced someone to nothing more than a hole is a bit of a crappy attitude if you ask me
Whether that was intended or not, it came across that way
This site, for many, is about so much more than what you reduce it to
I get that there is a place for meaningless sex here, but I think to say that's what it's all about is extremely reductive and doesn't represent the thoughts of many people
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"Hardnuts you are a king!... we see your good work. You're like Shakespeare general! Shame on any lady that doesn't recognise your skill set
Why thank you. It's a skill that comes with age and experience. Most women discount age and experience, and miss out on the time and patience that an older gentlemen can lavish upon them. We tend to put their needs first. But that's life. . Hey I'm getting good at this. Well I think so anyway.
You had me at _ardnuts tbh. I like mine like bowling balls
Ha ha _ardnuts because at my age they get full and only I and my very capable well practised hand can relieve them "
I’m sure a hairy hole with desirable toes could get you there. |
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"Hardnuts you are a king!... we see your good work. You're like Shakespeare general! Shame on any lady that doesn't recognise your skill set
Why thank you. It's a skill that comes with age and experience. Most women discount age and experience, and miss out on the time and patience that an older gentlemen can lavish upon them. We tend to put their needs first. But that's life. . Hey I'm getting good at this. Well I think so anyway.
You had me at _ardnuts tbh. I like mine like bowling balls
Ha ha _ardnuts because at my age they get full and only I and my very capable well practised hand can relieve them "
Should change it to hard hand 😉 |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
Probably my only redeeming quality to be fair
See, you are doing it again. You've got tits too havnt you.? Us men are simple creatures. Toe hair. Who cares. You have tits. Who cares about hairy toes.
I do but they're a bit shit. I'm going with the hole thing. "
Oh dear, can I make a suggestion. If you will indulge me. Open your age limits, you will find plenty of older guys who will lavish praise upon your crap tits and hairy hole and yes your hairy toes. Make you feel like a princess. We look beyond the perfect figure because we realise real women arnt models. I'm going too far now arnt I. But, anyway, it's Saturday, it's Easter. Go mad, open an egg before tomorrow. Live life dangerously. Just don't eat it with a Baileys , because honestly, it'll make you want to throw up. |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
She was putting herself down. And let's face it, that hole is what this whole site is about
Oh!. Please enlighten me?. Its not a dating site. What else is it for. Socials I suppose. You could be right.
Incorrect
I mean the fact you reduced someone to nothing more than a hole is a bit of a crappy attitude if you ask me
Whether that was intended or not, it came across that way
This site, for many, is about so much more than what you reduce it to
I get that there is a place for meaningless sex here, but I think to say that's what it's all about is extremely reductive and doesn't represent the thoughts of many people
Hhhmm you could be right there. Reading your statement, it does seem a bit crass. I wholeheartedly apologise to anybody offended by my morning writings, and especially yourself, no insults intended. I stand corrected. My sole purpose was to induce a feeling of worth upon uglybird. What was the ops question by the way?
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄"
Well a bit harsh , but deep down you are correct. Maybe friendship or more could come from this site. I hope so for many people. Again I point towards the lovely uglybird. |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
Well a bit harsh , but deep down you are correct. Maybe friendship or more could come from this site. I hope so for many people. Again I point towards the lovely uglybird. "
think we're all abit shallow to be in here to start with if we're honest... but not much I say is serious I just like having a giggle with people |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄"
Ok last message, I want my breakfast.
I've been on this site many years.
I've yet to see an advert for someone looking for hairy toes, or a saggy wrinkly bottom, or a guy looking for someone with shit tits but a cracking personality. I never see a picture of just bits that arnt tits or vaginas. I mean I'm shallow. I'm on here looking at lovely tits and vaginas. Having seen any yet that arnt stupendous. Anyway I've hijacked this thread to.much. sorry oppo.toast calls. Marmite. Now there's a whole new subject. |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
Well a bit harsh , but deep down you are correct. Maybe friendship or more could come from this site. I hope so for many people. Again I point towards the lovely uglybird. think we're all abit shallow to be in here to start with if we're honest... but not much I say is serious I just like having a giggle with people"
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"I'm promoting you well here king any holes that I've garnered for you in this battle I hope you will serve your ambitious student a helping of any unwanted grumble your highness 🤣"
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
You mean most men are not charmed by my witt 😂"
Horses for courses my love 😄 you may have sub talents but let's focus on ya superpowers haha |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
don't forget the arseholes - how could you ?"
I didn't mention arseholes, plenty on here. Including me at times, like now. Have a lovely day x |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
You mean most men are not charmed by my witt 😂
Horses for courses my love 😄 you may have sub talents but let's focus on ya superpowers haha"
Oh my you are a quick student. |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
don't forget the arseholes - how could you ?"
Forgive me miss.. how could I forget such a sacred ingredient...Forgive me! |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
You mean most men are not charmed by my witt 😂
Horses for courses my love 😄 you may have sub talents but let's focus on ya superpowers haha
Oh my you are a quick student. "
🤣 thankyou boss |
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
You mean most men are not charmed by my witt 😂
Horses for courses my love 😄 you may have sub talents but let's focus on ya superpowers haha"
Ah any holes a goal |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
She was putting herself down. And let's face it, that hole is what this whole site is about"
I can't find serious holes in his reasoning tbh 🤣😅
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"In short we are shallow and your vaginas and tits are the only detail we're interested in 😄
You mean most men are not charmed by my witt 😂
Horses for courses my love 😄 you may have sub talents but let's focus on ya superpowers haha
Ah any holes a goal"
I didn't make the rules I just follow them 😄 |
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"Funny old mob you lot all got a great sence of humour 😄
It’s this site, it builds character  "
Builds alot of egos too luna.. they're not all sugar and spice.. that's life though ay...different strokes for different folks |
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By *pthillMan 3 weeks ago
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves "
Hahaha
Exactly my thoughts
You see most people in here suffer from
‘I must disagree with everything syndrome’
Thats why i post nothing here
They just can’t help themselves
Its an illness |
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No idea what you are refering to, sorry. However, it has been noted that the behaviour of some people and how they interact in the forums is often questionable. Disrespect, bravado and worse, often mascarading as humour. It is what it is, I smirk and move on. |
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"I post a thread with a valid Easter related question and it turns bitchy
Hope you're all pleased with yourselves full of drama queen's and divas that think they're megan fox because they get a few msgs off some sweaty lonely wnkers
You should maybe stop messaging them then"
😅😅 |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
You know how to bed a woman. Compliment their desirable hole….
Probably my only redeeming quality to be fair
See, you are doing it again. You've got tits too havnt you.? Us men are simple creatures. Toe hair. Who cares. You have tits. Who cares about hairy toes. "
Hey some women have hairy toes too you know, don't discriminate, so tits and toes  |
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"That was to ugly bird by the way
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Which one? There's quite a few here. 😉
There's Gorgons, Sirens, a Lamia, Harpies and a few femme fatales traipsing around the Fab corridors."
You craxk me up!!
Mrs x |
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