"Wait for someone to come along and burst your bubble.
That made me sick and im half way down a nana "
Now imagining granny slowly moving down the body of another grandma (now this might be too niche!) |
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"Too much friction? Tight underwear? Too much heat? Poor nutrition? Not enough exercise? Spots are normal. They happen. This too shall pass. Like wind."
Or burst open like a hungry fabber with his or her easter egg. |
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"My mum would be in the kitchen making a hot bread poultice. Honestly that woman took medical advice from the 12th century I swear "
We used 'black jack' a drawing poultice at home and 'proper' germolene which was pink, very clean smelling, and in a tin.
Those were the days ... |
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"My mum would be in the kitchen making a hot bread poultice. Honestly that woman took medical advice from the 12th century I swear
We used 'black jack' a drawing poultice at home and 'proper' germolene which was pink, very clean smelling, and in a tin.
Those were the days ..."
If more germoline was used nowadays there'd be none of this looting and general civil disobedience.
If the hot bread poultice wasn't enough to make you realise a boil was preferable to sitting with a boiling crust applied to the offending body part a milk bottle with boiling water in it was deployed to somehow create a vacuum.
Honestly it's a miracle I'm normal😝 |
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