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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman 3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

How much room do you need in your skiddies to house your landing tackle ?

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By *athomMan 3 weeks ago

South Coast

Two Hangers

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By *et and WillingCouple 3 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Get lower by the day

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford

I wear none, just wear knee pads to stop the bruising from all the bashing.

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By *ellsOMan 3 weeks ago

hull

I'm the same, my penis is average but my bollocks are like two bowling balls, if I rock sideways I get to play newtons cradle

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

My old mans balls are so big that he has to have the crotch of his pants enlarged by a tailor. Its a burden on him poor love. It feels like two demolition balls slamming into my arse when we have sex.

Mrs x

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By *eardedsparkyMan 3 weeks ago

Llandudno

Depends on the temperature, cold=small and compressed, hot=bigger and hanging down. It’s biology

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By *igBeardyDanMan 3 weeks ago

Bilston

None i tuck them in my sock

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman 3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"My old mans balls are so big that he has to have the crotch of his pants enlarged by a tailor. Its a burden on him poor love. It feels like two demolition balls slamming into my arse when we have sex.

Mrs x"

Sounds good

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

Mrs x

Sounds good

The bruises! 😂

Mrs x

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By *onin25Man 3 weeks ago

Durham

Like two snooker balls in a sock

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By *hams123Man 3 weeks ago

London

They fit almost comfortably in one hand. A bit of over spill. Decent size I'd say.

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By *ellhungvweMan 3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I can’t fit into Y fronts. I need A to Z fronts.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 3 weeks ago

Narnia

Mr P's are the biggest I've every encountered

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Acorn size

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By *iptonblokeMan 3 weeks ago

tipton

Mine are small

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

"I can’t fit into Y fronts. I need A to Z fronts."

🤣🤣

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By *rafter69Man 3 weeks ago

upminster

Mine are neat and tidy no swinging by the wayside here!

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By *rchie300Man 3 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I don’t wear pants , I’ve had to modify two 42 c bra cups to hold my boulders …… just imagine the opening sequence of Raiders of the lost Ark for scale 💪

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

"Acorn size "

Where do you keep them? 😧

Mrs x

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus

I've got bigger bollocks than any man I've ever met 🙋‍♀️

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By *lutandhubbyCouple 3 weeks ago

west midlands

hubbys are big enough to fill a pram

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By *itCouple30sMan 3 weeks ago

bolton

Nice low hangers here

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

"hubbys are big enough to fill a pram

Daaaaimn! That some big halls!!

Mrs x

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By *kphooey43Man 3 weeks ago

Barnet

I have to take a wheel barrow to hold mine wherever I go. It's really not convenient on escalators.

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

"I have to take a wheel barrow to hold mine wherever I go. It's really not convenient on escalators."

Could try elevators instead?

Mrs x

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By *hong80321967Man 3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Wish they were bigger

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Kent

"Wish they were bigger"

Why? I think we have made it quite clear how in convenient it is to have massive balls

Mrs x

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By *en_kMan 3 weeks ago

North West

Too cold to acutely measure at the mo but if I had to guess then the right one is approx 26mm diameter and the left approx 22mm. Perfect design for crossing legs without crushing

A mate had a hydocele (twice) … that was wheelbarrow territory

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By *addy bareMan 3 weeks ago

southend

One is massive!

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By *onko the SaneMan 3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I hate when they hit my knees as I walk

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan 3 weeks ago

Shefford

Mine are so much bigger than my tiny willy

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By *kphooey43Man 3 weeks ago

Barnet

"One is massive!"

You're only 5'8" - that's not massive

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Like two peas in a pod. 🫛

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By *etal1121Man 3 weeks ago

Hyde

I love mine they are not too big but not too small

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By *aidbacklover2021Man 3 weeks ago

perth

Mine are heavy hangers

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By *ate2theparty808Man 3 weeks ago

Erdington

I have two answers for this….

My actual bollocks are average, nothing to write home about, but as a metaphor, I have giant planet size balls , because I have always been braver than someone of my intellect, looks and talent should even think of being, I’m so bold for someone so bald

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

like two space hoppers

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"How much room do you need in your skiddies to house your landing tackle ?"

This is why sometimes I find it more comfortable to wear a tent instead of boxers.

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By *otTheTshirt73Man 2 weeks ago

Kettering

WMD’s. Loaded and ready to go.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Said The Mayor of London to the protection officer.

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By *ayswings69Man 2 weeks ago

walsall

"Said The Mayor of London to the protection officer."

So true

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By *carlettsWoman 2 weeks ago

Harpenden

Figuratively they are massive

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 2 weeks ago

Norwich

Not big at all. The size of large grapes.

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By *oop87Man 2 weeks ago

Salisbury

I drain mine most days so never get that big

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By *oop87Man 2 weeks ago

Salisbury

I drain mine most days so never get that big

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By *handy1235Man 2 weeks ago

newcastle

Bursting at the seams

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By *outhman15Man 2 weeks ago

southampton

Very heavy

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By *am450Man 2 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

M&S have provided for my "Man berry" needs for years. So guessing size wise probably "in the herd" as they say.

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By *ustincider888Man 2 weeks ago

Chorley

At the minute I need to wear loose undies because mine proper hanging down.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 2 weeks ago

Willenhall

At this time of year they're not that impressive due to the temperature and lack of interest/excitement.

However, during a hot, sunny summer they're like a pair of wrecking balls that tear holes in my (cotton) boxers after walking just a mile or so.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I really want to fit a nice ball stretcher onto them

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By *entlemanG8orgeMan 2 weeks ago

Nearby

A mouth full, each one x

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By *rivervaderMan 2 weeks ago

bolton

It’s not fair my balls are bigger than my cock

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Pretty damn big based on what I’ve been told 😅

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By *omedeethMan 2 weeks ago

Coventry

At the moment, a wide space

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By *lectrictouchMan 2 weeks ago

inverarary

Huge balls here

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By *lhr1061Man 2 weeks ago

Warwickshire

I just throw mine over my shoulders.😂

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By *H7in5Man 2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I have tight balls which may make my cock look bigger than 7

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By *olteMan 2 weeks ago

Sutton

My ball sack is massive as they hang quite low. My balls I’d say are pretty average sized

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple 2 weeks ago

mowcop

Huge x

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Huge mate, baws like fucking watermelons

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By *utsackerMan 2 weeks ago

north east

They are like raisins ha 13 years or so of trt means there’s barely fuck all lwft of them

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Chichester

Depends how hot the weather is. I can go from tiny nuts to quite a saggy sack

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By *erry 58Man 2 weeks ago

doncaster

Quite a mouth full I’ve been told

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By *reolush98Man 2 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have to take a wheel barrow to hold mine wherever I go. It's really not convenient on escalators."

Lol reminds me of the scene in south park, when Randy goes to get medicinal marijuana by forcing himself to get cancer. His balls get so big he has to carry them in a wheel barrow. All whilst singing buffalo soldier.

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By *azza72Man 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Stick them in your gob for that hamster look

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not as big as my boobs

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