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If a girl was a squirrel....
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Pick a song with the word girl in the lyrics and substitute it for squirrel.
Some songs get better, some get ruined. Some get downright disturbing!
I wish they all could be californian
I wish they all could be californian
I wish they all could be californian squirrels...... |
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Foreigner
"It feels so right, so warm and true,
I need to know if you feel it too.
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong
This heart of mine has been hurt before
This time I want be be sure
I've been waiting for a 🐿️ like yo to come into my life" |
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"Do you remember the time I knew a squirrel from Mars?
I don't know if you knew that
Oh, we'd stay up late playing cards
Henri Winterman Cigars
And she never told me her name
I still love you, the squirrel from Mars"
Ash |
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Deacon Blue
He calls her the chocolate squirrel
Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
She knows she's the chocolate squirrel
cause she's broken up and swallowed
And wrapped in bits of silver |
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"Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on"
Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead. |
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"Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on
Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead."
Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad |
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"Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on
Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.
Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad"
No worries  |
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"Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on
Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.
Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad"
But nonetheless, a great adaptation! I can even imagine Bowie singing those lyrics 😂 |
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"Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Ground Control to squirrel Tom
Take your protein nuts and put your helmet on
Not sure you're getting the concept.. that's two now. Think of a song with the weird 'girl' in the lyrics, and add 'squirrel' instead.
Ah, clearly misread the post, my bad
But nonetheless, a great adaptation! I can even imagine Bowie singing those lyrics 😂"
Especially when in his happy goblin phase 🤣 |
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I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
With my squirrel
I've even got the month of May
With my squirrel
Talkin' 'bout, talkin 'bout, talkin 'bout my squirrel
Ooh, my squirrel
That's all I can talk about is my squirrel
Why don't you believe she's all my squirrel |
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Squirrels, all I really want is squirrels
And in the morning it's squirrels
'Cause in the evening it's squirrels
I like the way that they walk
And it's chilly to hear them talk
And I can always make 'em smile
From White Castle to the Nile
Back in the day There was this squirrel around the way it liked my home-piece MCA....
...I seen it just the other day Jockin' Mike D to my dismay!
Squirrels, to do the dishes Squirrels, to clean up my room Squirrels, to do the laundry Squirrels, and in the bathroom Squirrels, that's all I really want is squirrels Two at a time, I want squirrels With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels I ought to whip out my...
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah
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""Do you remember the time I knew a squirrel from Mars?
I don't know if you knew that
Oh, we'd stay up late playing cards
Henri Winterman Cigars
And she never told me her name
I still love you, the squirrel from Mars"
Ash"
Oh my lord
I always thought the lyric was “and knew intimate cigars”
I learned a thing right here.
Mrs TMN x |
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She's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turn tables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be screaming someone shoot me
As I found miserably
Trying to get the squirrel all the bad guys want. |
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"Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum"
Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣 |
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"Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum
Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣"
It was one of my fav songs as a kid  |
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"Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown squirrel in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum
Have you been drinking? 🤣🤣
It was one of my fav songs as a kid "
Shame you can't put a voice note on here, we could hear you sing it 😀 |
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He was a boy
She was a squirrel
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
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Some songs do improve....
Imagine this in a calypso style.
Der you see her
Sittin der across de way
She don't got a lot to say
But ders somlpting about her
An you don know why
But you dyin to try
You wanna kiss de squirrel |
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