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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley

What things did you eat when you were younger that would give a nutritionist a panic attack?

Me

Bacongrill

Pork dripping on bread

Westles tinned hamburgers in gravy

Ketchup butties

Also when hungover a whole Sarah Lee chocolate gateau for breakfast

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 2 weeks ago

Chester

Bacon grill with a fried egg on two slices of fried bread

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley


"Bacon grill with a fried egg on two slices of fried bread "

It was lush though wasn’t it? God knows what was in it 😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 2 weeks ago

Chester

Same as haggis and black pudding. I don't wanna know what's in it but it tastes luvlee! 😋

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Sugar mice. 99.9% sugar 0.1% string and pink food colouring.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman 2 weeks ago

South glos

I was just thinking the other day how I drank salty water to try and make myself sick to get out of PE 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Chocolate cigarettes

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By *earditallWoman 2 weeks ago

Lancaster

Kendal mint cake

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By *utsackerMan 2 weeks ago

north east

Most of what I eat now would still give them a heart attack haha

As a kid we ate proper home made chips from a chip pan almost every night of the week, it was the norm for everyone round here

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By *earditallWoman 2 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Most of what I eat now would still give them a heart attack haha

As a kid we ate proper home made chips from a chip pan almost every night of the week, it was the norm for everyone round here"

Oh chips done in dripping

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 2 weeks ago

Chester


"Sugar mice. 99.9% sugar 0.1% string and pink food colouring.

"

Loved these!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Bread and dripping.

Eggy bread

Black pudding

and as Mrs nice said sugar mice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Stanners!

You must be my kin.

Add to your burgers n bacon ..... tinned hotdogs and Fray Bentos pies AND Vesta chow mein and Findus Crispy Pancakes...... and the list goes on n on n on.

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By *pencer75Man 2 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Deep fried pizzas

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Fried cheese toasties.

Doorstop bread with proper butter

Eggs fried in lard

Proper chips

Though as awful as they all sound I did spend a lot of time outside playing. And spent most of my weekend in the Ballet studio

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley


"Stanners!

You must be my kin.

Add to your burgers n bacon ..... tinned hotdogs and Fray Bentos pies AND Vesta chow mein and Findus Crispy Pancakes...... and the list goes on n on n on."

All of the above, plus tinned beans and sausages. Crispy pancakes were dangerously hot on that first bite but we never learned lol

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By *utsackerMan 2 weeks ago

north east


"Most of what I eat now would still give them a heart attack haha

As a kid we ate proper home made chips from a chip pan almost every night of the week, it was the norm for everyone round here

Oh chips done in dripping "

Yes was amazing

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London

'London Grill' - no idea if only sold in London, but Heinz baked beans with sausages, bacon and kidney! Breakfast in a tin.

Another fan of a Frey Bentos steak and kidney here too...how on earth pastry was soggy and crispy at the same time I'll never know, but so good!

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By *tormQueenWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester

I suspect its what i drank that was the worst

SunnyD as a kid

Aftershock as a teen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"'London Grill' - no idea if only sold in London, but Heinz baked beans with sausages, bacon and kidney! Breakfast in a tin.

Another fan of a Frey Bentos steak and kidney here too...how on earth pastry was soggy and crispy at the same time I'll never know, but so good!"

God they were like a 3 course meal. Lid off ....... course 1 steak n gravy course 2. Sloppy pastry Course 4 The crispy lid.........

Someone phone just eat !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I obvs can't count

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By *hat.coupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Kent

Fray bentos, nuff said!

Mrs x

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By *etwife8230Couple 2 weeks ago

Newport

Candy gloss and bags of honeycomb

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By *etwife8230Couple 2 weeks ago

Newport

Ffs candy floss ,I don't typically eat paint 🤣

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By *rincipessaWoman 2 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Goblin steak and kidney puddings

Jam sandwiches with sugar on

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"'London Grill' - no idea if only sold in London, but Heinz baked beans with sausages, bacon and kidney! Breakfast in a tin.

Another fan of a Frey Bentos steak and kidney here too...how on earth pastry was soggy and crispy at the same time I'll never know, but so good!

God they were like a 3 course meal. Lid off ....... course 1 steak n gravy course 2. Sloppy pastry Course 4 The crispy lid.........

Someone phone just eat !"

Deal done. I'm "treating" myself next time I'm in Sainsbury's. But will I kill my childhood nostalgia?!?

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By *athomMan 2 weeks ago

South Coast

Bread in beef dripping

Chips cooked in Lard

Wafer thin After eight mint 😊

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By *urry BlokeMan 2 weeks ago

Spam fritters

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley

I still have Frey Bentos S and K pies.

Can’t seem to get the puddings anymore at my local shops

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By *obilebottomMan 2 weeks ago

All over


"I still have Frey Bentos S and K pies.

Can’t seem to get the puddings anymore at my local shops"

Is that the tin ones? I remember having a few long time ago as a student

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley


"I still have Frey Bentos S and K pies.

Can’t seem to get the puddings anymore at my local shops

Is that the tin ones? I remember having a few long time ago as a student "

Yes that’s them

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Sugar sandwiches 😂

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

Chocolate spread sandwiches 😅

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I still eat most of these...

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

Those Micro-pizzas from McCain's. Paired obviously with the delicious Micro-Chips 🤌🤌🤌

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

The Rustler's burgers... But I would toast the buns because I had some standards!

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Those Micro-pizzas from McCain's. Paired obviously with the delicious Micro-Chips 🤌🤌🤌"

Oooft 🤤

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By *obilebottomMan 2 weeks ago

All over


"I still have Frey Bentos S and K pies.

Can’t seem to get the puddings anymore at my local shops

Is that the tin ones? I remember having a few long time ago as a student

Yes that’s them "

Actually I did not think they were that bad

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley


"I still have Frey Bentos S and K pies.

Can’t seem to get the puddings anymore at my local shops

Is that the tin ones? I remember having a few long time ago as a student

Yes that’s them

Actually I did not think they were that bad "

They are fantastic, but not especially healthy 😂😂

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Findus crispy pancakes, Westlers tinned burgers, tinned strawberries in syrup, Panda pop,

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"Chocolate spread sandwiches 😅"

Top tier.

Same genre - sugar on toast!

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Chocolate spread sandwiches 😅

Top tier.

Same genre - sugar on toast!"

That actually reminds me that my Mum would sometimes give me a rolled up roti with sugar in it and it was amazing! 😆

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By *lemFandango88Woman 2 weeks ago

Thirsk

Golden syrup by the spoon.

Condensed milk by the spoon.

Tower of eggy bread.

An entire tray of hash brownies because I got the munchies but forgot they were hash brownies.

Tiger bread covered in proper butter dipped in gravy.

All of the super noodles getting me through college years.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 2 weeks ago

Willenhall

When I was a student Aldi used to do stewed beef in a can that must have been at least 50% pure fat. I know this because if you opened the can and warmed it whilst the contents were still in the can at least half of the contents became liquid fat that you could use to fry some onions and eggs in before chucking the meat chunks in with some baked beans to make a cheap hash.

Anyway...sometimes when I was hungry and didn't have enough electricity to heat anything up I would devour this crap cold straight out of the can. Being hungry it actually tasted quite good but I dread to think what it would do to my cholesterol levels now.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Stanners ! Thought of you today when I longed for cheesey wafers that we used to get out of the machine when we'd been swimming ....

The pool doesn't do naughty snacks or drinks anymore I notice.....

How's your cheesey balls ? Oil and cheese power ...... disgustin' but I love em.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 2 weeks ago

North Angus

When I was younger? My diet nowadays would give them palpitations 😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading

I had a Swiss mum so had none of these.

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By *entlemanFoxMan 2 weeks ago

North East / London

I have to say I do enjoy a full fried breakfast. However, it is getting increasingly difficult to find a good builder’s cafe to get all the ultra processed original trimmings

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By *tanners OP   Man 2 weeks ago

stanley


"Stanners ! Thought of you today when I longed for cheesey wafers that we used to get out of the machine when we'd been swimming ....

The pool doesn't do naughty snacks or drinks anymore I notice.....

How's your cheesey balls ? Oil and cheese power ...... disgustin' but I love em."

Ah vending machine snacks, happy memories, it was usually a wham bar or highland toffee as a post swim treat for me. Did love cheesy wotsits though

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By *issy LanaTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Slough

Doner kebabs on route home after night club and full English fry ups (bacon, sausage, etc...)

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