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The missing thread… by popular demand!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!

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By *inkPomPomWoman 2 weeks ago

Isle of Man

😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!! "

Complain or make a thread about it.

Oh

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 2 weeks ago

Chester

Maybe it's your profile?

You could post a thread on forums and ask for peoples feedback?

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!

Complain or make a thread about it.

Oh "

Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down??

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Maybe it's your profile?

You could post a thread on forums and ask for peoples feedback? "

I have 50 cock pics and most of them jammed up another lady.. what’s putting the otvers off I wonder??

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!

Complain or make a thread about it.

Oh

Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down?? "

Im oj i love attention seeking obvs. Keep it coming.

Unfortunately there not that big id be no good to you

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. "

Oh your a pro arnt you. Stop showing off

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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Have you added an appropriate status?

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 2 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes.

These kind of pics drive me wild.

Guaranteed to work

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!

Complain or make a thread about it.

Oh

Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down??

Im oj i love attention seeking obvs. Keep it coming.

Unfortunately there not that big id be no good to you "

Lies and slander.. more than a handful is a waste!

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

Oh your a pro arnt you. Stop showing off "

Well how do you think I got all my veris...

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!! "

I'm sure Tina would be more than happy to have you 😊

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll message Tina for you now....

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By *om_38Man 2 weeks ago

stoke

Have you messaged fuck now with a pic of your dick I hear that works a charm

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. "

I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes.

These kind of pics drive me wild.

Guaranteed to work "

I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do??

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By *inkPomPomWoman 2 weeks ago

Isle of Man


"Maybe it's your profile?

You could post a thread on forums and ask for peoples feedback?

I have 50 cock pics and most of them jammed up another lady.. what’s putting the otvers off I wonder?? "

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!! "

Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 2 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes.

These kind of pics drive me wild.

Guaranteed to work

I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do?? "

Mmmmm. You're making me horny

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes.

These kind of pics drive me wild.

Guaranteed to work

I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do?? "

Brilliant.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!

I'm sure Tina would be more than happy to have you 😊"

She said she would rather light 5 bangers in her mouth!! Not sausages… the fireworks!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!

Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response! "

Have you got a sister??

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!

Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response!

Have you got a sister?? "

Two... But I'll pass you onto my mum.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned.

Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now.

Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional.

I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!

Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response!

Have you got a sister??

Two... But I'll pass you onto my mum. "

Get in!!!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 2 weeks ago

Chester

Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again "

Pmsl - thats Genius but if they block me.. sure sign theyre fakes!! And so are all the people who verify them xx in fact im blocking them now too

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By *donielMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Sometimes you stumble on a thread where every poster is on top form and make you chuckle.

Bravo one and all

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By *inkPomPomWoman 2 weeks ago

Isle of Man


"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again

Pmsl - thats Genius but if they block me.. sure sign theyre fakes!! And so are all the people who verify them xx in fact im blocking them now too "

😂😂😂😂 this thread is class

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Sometimes you stumble on a thread where every poster is on top form and make you chuckle.

Bravo one and all "

I love the forumites that play along with my daft threads - makes a great change to some of the more… serious… argumentative ones

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By *aters139Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again "

Oh I'm 40 profiles ahead of you... I'm actually a 76yo man from Durham called Keith.

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