I took all my bad decisions stone cold sober so there might be something in taking them pissed, at least you have an excuse in that you were inebriated.

🤷🏽‍♂️

We all make mistakes in life, the point is to learn from them, not to dwell on them. 🤓

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By *hisIsMe58Man 2 weeks ago

Winchester

I'd be preserved in alcohol.

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By *hams123Man 2 weeks ago

London

I'd be tipsy. I think I could handle my liquor though 😜

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 2 weeks ago

Merseyside

Probably tipsy for me

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By *donielMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

very dead and a danger to the crematorium

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

In my entire life? I'd die before I finished the number of shots I'd have to drink.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

I’d not only be dead but my corpse would be central to a thriving distillery selling slightly glittery liquor.

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

Sober because I don't make bad decisions, I make learning experiences 😇 and you have that one for free because that's fucking gold!

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By *oryhwestMilfLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Near u

Id be leathered

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By *shford_5Man 2 weeks ago

Ashford

Haha, vicious circle, many bad ones have been while under the influence but many good and fun ones too

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By *uchasGMan 2 weeks ago

Northwest

"If you had to take a shot for every bad decision you've ever made...

Would you be sober, tipsy or totally smashed????

I'd be dead 💀 "

I'd probably be getting my stomach pumped right now

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 2 weeks ago

Niche

Bad decision or one I regret?

Not dead. But. Probably pretty darned squiffy.

I can hold my drink but there are limits 🫣

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By *ddie1966Man 2 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Bad decision or one I regret?

Not dead. But. Probably pretty darned squiffy.

I can hold my drink but there are limits 🫣"

This.....

Definitely 3 sheets to the wind, but I've only made a couple of decisions that I've regretted.

Usually about imbibing alcohol...

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By *aribbeanNicMan 2 weeks ago

Harlow

I think I'd probably be sent to another galaxy of d*unkeness! Lol

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By *atiekisskissWoman 2 weeks ago

London

Paralytic

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By *illDoXXXMan 2 weeks ago

Preston

Too d*unk to be of use to anyone for anything

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By *ustAnotherMan 2 weeks ago

Tamworth

I'm teetotal just thinking about it

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By *atinaChica54Woman 2 weeks ago

Marlborough

Dead from liver failure....but boy, what a ride!🥳

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

I’d only be moderately tipsy. But that’s because my bad decisions trained me to hold my liquor.

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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Died years ago.

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By *etwife8230Couple 2 weeks ago

Newport

Partying with the devil himself

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By *awtybikerMan 2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Pickled

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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I'd be dead to

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By *abman82Man 2 weeks ago

worcester

I’d need a team of helpers to finish my shots.

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By *ocialablechapMan 2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

So many dead fab would have ita own cemetery!

Nice thread

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By *dible_KinkCouple 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I think the technical term for how I would be is "fucking wankered".

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By *hinstrapMan 2 weeks ago

sheffield

I'd be oh so d*unk lol. Probably laid on floor drooling

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By *007ManMan 2 weeks ago

Worthing

Sober. I always do the right thing.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Sexville

Dead and reincarnated as a bottle of Prosecco

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Dead, tbh it’s a miracle I’m still breathing now.

The mr

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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'd be flammable

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By *xydadbodMan 2 weeks ago

towcester

Oh god. I would be a keg of all sorts of cocktails by now 🤣🤣🤣

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By *oomerangboyMan 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Jesus sooooo many poor decisions……If they cremated me, it’d be like Hiroshima part 2 !! 🔥 💥

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By *exxyyDy11Man 2 weeks ago

North West

I'd be fucked.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

I would spontaneously combust and shower down Jack Daniels in my place. Mx 👿

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

This is where dementia helps - can't remember ever making a bad decision!

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By *ulldog_71Man 2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

If it was every bad decision then I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning if it was every bad decision I really regretted probably just a bit tipsy

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