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Knobheads who insist on watching tik tok shit or listening to music WITHOUT headphones.
Nobody wants to listen to your shit music or hillarious video over and over again.
Get some poxy headphones you selfish cunt.
Rant over.
Thank you.
Normal service shall now resume 
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though  "
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...  |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises... "
Don't threaten me with a good time mister |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister "
What if I threaten you with chocolate?
Never mind, if you’re feeling sick you definitely won’t want my Flake |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
What if I threaten you with chocolate?
Never mind, if you’re feeling sick you definitely won’t want my Flake"
Ohhh I wouldn't turn down your flake. I had one yesterday, despite feeling like throwing my guts up 😈🤣 |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister "
You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜 |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜 "
I didn't feel a thing  |
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜
I didn't feel a thing "
Then I must try harder... |
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"Why can't people do their fucking job right and it's up to me to sort it! "
Exactly how I feel at a gang bang… always down to me to transport the lady to orgasmic paradise… why can’t I just cum in her handbag and leave like a normal person??    |
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"Why is it Walkers baked crisps only have about 5 crisps in them !! I know they’re supposed to be low fat, but that’s taking the mick haha"
That's how they get the calories down per packet, only putting 7 crisps in there |
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"Why is it Walkers baked crisps only have about 5 crisps in them !! I know they’re supposed to be low fat, but that’s taking the mick haha"
Have you noticed the crisps in original crisp packets are getting less and less? At this rate. There'll be full packets with only one crisp in them. |
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"Knobheads who insist on watching tik tok shit or listening to music WITHOUT headphones.
Nobody wants to listen to your shit music or hillarious video over and over again.
Get some poxy headphones you selfish cunt.
Rant over.
This
Thank you.
Normal service shall now resume
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"I’m poorly and I’m sick of being poorly. And I’m not getting paid whilst I’m off work. And I’m sick of having to work - I want to win the lottery and go on holiday 😂 "
Totally on board as I don’t get paid when off sick and reckon I’d be a very good millionaire could easily stay off forever |
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My current job everything got to go through the house in buckets or carried through in the case of flags ect, probably about 25 tons material in total
I’ll never complain about wheelbarrowing again ha |
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"I’m poorly and I’m sick of being poorly. And I’m not getting paid whilst I’m off work. And I’m sick of having to work - I want to win the lottery and go on holiday 😂 "
Self employed life! Don't get paid unless you work. They say money doesn't bring happiness but I would give it a fucking good go, hope you feel better soon x |
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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
I've a swollen jaw and on antibiotics.
The swinger journey. Its brutal at times. Thanks for the message, but its only your partner we're interested in. (On our couples account obviously)
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Actually, I do have one
How difficult is it to use a drill??
4 times I’ve shown the new guy how to use it and change the drill bit if needed and 4 times I’ve turned round to see him looking gormless holding the drill in one hand and bit in the other
Like durrrrrrr 🥴 |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
I think a pink lawn would look nice...like a bright Barbie pink"
That would be lovely 🥰 Imagine the joy of waking up to such a cheery sight every morning 😍😍 |
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄
Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers…"
I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was! |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !"
😂😂 They are indeed a thing of true beauty; Everything looks better in purple, I think.
Believe it or not, I was looking online and even found purple car tyres - I mean, whoa! They look amazing 😍😍😁 |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
😂😂 They are indeed a thing of true beauty; Everything looks better in purple, I think.
Believe it or not, I was looking online and even found purple car tyres - I mean, whoa! They look amazing 😍😍😁"
Haha yes especially Cadbury purple |
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄
Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers…
I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was!"
Choc is so expensive atm. Let me know if you go back to invest and I’ll go halves 😘 |
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄
Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers…
I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was!
Choc is so expensive atm. Let me know if you go back to invest and I’ll go halves 😘"
It's a deal! 😘 |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !"
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too "
Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰 |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too
Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰"
Is it possible to add food colouring (nature friendly of course) to grass to change the colour? |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too
Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰
Is it possible to add food colouring (nature friendly of course) to grass to change the colour?"
It might well be worth a try 😁👍🏻
I’m waiting on scientific tampering; the day will surely come when we will be able to change our lawn colours on a whim, via a button 🥰🥰 |
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"Mars bars, they have minimised them again so they are literally the size of the old funsize bars you used to get in the 90's and charging more for it!! "
You may take my life… but don’t piss about with my chocolate!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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Been on this site for a few months now and have not managed to get a single woman to talk to me for more than one day.
Haven't had a single meet beyond one social who has since blocked me for some reason.
Bit fucked off to bed ho est but that's nothing new in online dating type apps/sites. |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too "
What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish? |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too
What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish?"
Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple |
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Love how this was supposed to be a rant but has turned into a conversation about coloured veg 😂
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too
What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish?
Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple "
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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS 2 weeks ago
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"Why do they put scissors in the sort of sealed plastic packaging that you need scissors to open? "
Despite most packaging being horrible to open, scissors ✂️ have to be put in the worst of all. Buying your 1st scissors is probably going to mean that you'll never have scissors that are free to use  |
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Americanisms in general but here are my top irks...
1. Can I get? No you cant you rude fuckwit. Please may I have,
2. Real quick. As opposed to fake quick? Its an extra syllable...really quick.
3. Let's go! As an exclamation when something mundane is achieved. Like throwing a bottle down and it lands standing up.
4. High 5. Practically fucking everything these days. Everything is high need. Save it for the bowling alley.
5. Over zealous cheering/whooping pretty much everything. Just clap guys, give a little cheer or a well done if you must but please stop with the over the top cheering and hollering |
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By *ohn 66Man 2 weeks ago
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"Nature is beautiful.
But why does grass only come in green?
Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔
Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !
Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too
What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish?
Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple "
If you made everything purple the world would be chaos. Snooker balls would have to have different sized bells inside to distinguish them.
You haven't really thought this through, have you? |
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Ive just helped 2 people in a car accident at a busy junction. Ive pushed a car out the road by myself, calmed a lady having an asthma attack and panic attack, gave them both a fresh bottle of water and one my coat as it was cold. Meanwhile my tractor is creating a safety barrier for me.
NOT ONE person stopped to offer help in any capacity. They were all eager to slow and look and judge, but no one had the moral balls to help. Pisses me off, I didnt help for likes or shit like that. I helped because its the right thing to do! |
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My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days |
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Why is everything in modern life both wireless and somehow more tangled than a drawer full of Christmas lights from 1998, I tap my phone to pay and it declines like it has personal moral objections to my sandwich, then asks me to rate the experience which I have not yet had because I am still standing there being judged by a machine that cannot even hold a fork, and every app needs a password that must include a hieroglyph, a haiku, and the blood of my firstborn, but also must not be anything I have ever used before including my own name which I am beginning to forget anyway because autocorrect has been gaslighting me for years, and then there are updates, constant updates, “we’ve improved your experience” no you haven’t you’ve moved the button three millimetres to the left and now I live in a state of permanent disorientation, and why does my fridge beep at me like it’s disappointed in my life choices, I just opened you to look at cheese, calm down, and don’t even get me started on streaming services asking “are you still watching” of course I am still watching, what else is there to do, interact meaningfully with reality, absolutely not, just let me sit here arguing with a kettle that now requires WiFi like it’s planning to email someone about how I boil water wrong.
Thank you for listening 'warden' I killed them quickly ... that's a promise
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days "
He stinks as well .... |
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days
He stinks as well .... "
Haha that’s mainly when it’s warm in summer luckily today it was a bit chilly. The only one time he stank in winter was when I strongly suspected he had shit his pants |
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days
He stinks as well ....
Haha that’s mainly when it’s warm in summer luckily today it was a bit chilly. The only one time he stank in winter was when I strongly suspected he had shit his pants "
😂😂 |
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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
""we'll get back to you in a week or so"
It has been 2.5 weeks  "
I've had a query open with Iberia since 30th Jan...
4 emails, and 7 phone calls later, I still don't have an outcome 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
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I don't normally rant but two incidents have pissed me off royally today. First one, Royal Mail supposed to deliver urgent parcel between 10 and 1. Cancelled a job so I'd be home then get an email at 2.15 saying they've sent it to wrong place so God knows if I'll get it today. Second annoyance is Autoglass. Booked an appointment online for a new windacreen and the first date was April 17th, not too bad I thought but now they've messaged to say they can't do it mobile I have to go to a centre and first available date is the 5th of May...
AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
These problems are quite trivial in the grand scheme of things but I feel aggrieved and it is a rant thread |
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Why are some battery packs so difficult to get in to? Grrr.
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