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This my neighbour. He is pain in my arseholes.
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" How bad are they? Proper criminal or just irritating? " One of mine supports Tottenham - pure criminal! | |||
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"How many 'arseholes' do you have?" I wondered if anyone would ask. It's a line from the film Borat and is a popular meme format. | |||
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"My neighbour was banging fuck out of the wall at 2 AM this morning! Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes. " 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I had a shared drive with my neighbour , but she always insisted it was hers and I shouldn’t use it . I sought legal advice and was told I could put a fence down the middle , this I did and extinguished the rights of the drive way , opened my front up installed sliding gates , 2 car parking spaces and a fence to hide her ugly face " That's a bit harsh on your Mum. | |||
"Perhaps l have been lucky, never had a bad neighbour, had a few odd ones, but then again perhaps they think I am odd too? Where we are now is wonderful, nobody under 55, does that say something?" Yes, it's says that the retirement home managers have them on the right medication (sedated and in straitjackets!)  | |||
"Perhaps l have been lucky, never had a bad neighbour, had a few odd ones, but then again perhaps they think I am odd too? Where we are now is wonderful, nobody under 55, does that say something? Yes, it's says that the retirement home managers have them on the right medication (sedated and in straitjackets!) "That explains it, they do release us for our lunch of mashed potatoes and cabbage, no gravy in case we spill it down our clothes. | |||
"How many 'arseholes' do you have? I wondered if anyone would ask. It's a line from the film Borat and is a popular meme format. " Never watched Borat. And too old to keep up to date with any memes  | |||
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"Sadly inconsiderate neighbours can make someone's life a misery and they just don't care. Especially those who think at the first sight of sunshine they can turn their tiny garden into a massive party place at the expence of every other neighbour and their happiness. Too many selfish people. " Once a year then. | |||
"Sadly inconsiderate neighbours can make someone's life a misery and they just don't care. Especially those who think at the first sight of sunshine they can turn their tiny garden into a massive party place at the expence of every other neighbour and their happiness. Too many selfish people. Once a year then. " No idea what that post means. I know the type of people I am talking about and how selfish they are. Same ones that think are the only passengers on a plane, or the only guests in a hotel, or the only customers in a restaurant and so on. | |||
"I don't have a bad neighbour. " Unless... | |||
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"Apologies for the spelling errors, my new phone is awful. It's talking like the copper out of Allo Allo " Yew kneed a spelling chequer | |||
"Apologies for the spelling errors, my new phone is awful. It's talking like the copper out of Allo Allo Yew kneed a spelling chequer" So do l - knead ! | |||
"How many 'arseholes' do you have?" Many world leaders have two and they can speak through either at random! | |||
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"One of my neighbours has been blasting music out all night and is still going. Every weekend, almost every day. I've had to report it to landlord. Definitely on something. Guy screams like a grown toddler" Probably online gaming | |||
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"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him." Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway? | |||
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"My downstairs neighbour is a whiney bitch who expects me to live in silence and actually told me I shouldn't be having sex after midnight because it disturbs her in bed "Jealousy is a cruel mistress, eh? | |||
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"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him. Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway?" . The Local Authority, the police, the DVLA. They are all supremely disinterested. | |||
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"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him. Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway?. The Local Authority, the police, the DVLA. They are all supremely disinterested." Crimewatch? | |||
"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him." Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him  | |||
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"I'm a terrible neighbour because I call the cats in from my door and I close the door too loudly. Yes I'm a monster." Yeah but if you have 50 cats 🐈  | |||
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"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him. Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him ". Maybe 🤣. Can you guess what breed of dog he keeps? | |||
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"I have no clue who my neighbours are or anything about their life, not spoken to one of them since we moved here seven years ago. I know what faces live next door and across the street, but names and what number they live at, fuck knows. The mr " Yup. The anonymity of dense urban living is a beautiful thing. The idea of living in some little village where everyone knows everything about everyone is my idea of hell | |||
"I have no clue who my neighbours are or anything about their life, not spoken to one of them since we moved here seven years ago. I know what faces live next door and across the street, but names and what number they live at, fuck knows. The mr Yup. The anonymity of dense urban living is a beautiful thing. The idea of living in some little village where everyone knows everything about everyone is my idea of hell" I do live in a village, never spoken to a neighbour, never spoken to anyone in the school yard. Don’t get me wrong a few people say hi ( my daughters school friends mums) and I reply, but a full blown conversation I’m not interested in. I don’t care about other people’s life nor do I want to hear them bitch about other people. I keep myself to myself and concentrate on my own shit. The mr | |||
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"Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him "That's the "Columbo" method. The other is the "Beverly Hills Cop" method, which uses a banana instead of the humble spud. | |||
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"I'm lucky most of my neighbours are great but there was a hilarious couple that lived next door a few years ago that had loud arguments.. my favourite was her calling him out for weeing on her when she was in the shower and him trying to deny it while she screamed "why does my leg smell like piss then jake?!" Windows wide open, comedy gold. " | |||
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