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LLB secret service 😈😉
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Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 days ago
pink panther territory |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 days ago
pink panther territory |
I'm in
So let's all spread some louvre  |
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"Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
😉😈"
Is it against the rules to just say I'm in, but not send messages? 👀 |
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Question, is this for profiles that don’t comment here or only comment here? 😅 |
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"Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
😉😈
Is it against the rules to just say I'm in, but not send messages? 👀"
Just pretend you forgot to |
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"Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
😉😈
Is it against the rules to just say I'm in, but not send messages? 👀"
Theres no rules, but its nice to send message for someone |
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"Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
😉😈
Is it against the rules to just say I'm in, but not send messages? 👀
Theres no rules, but its nice to send message for someone "
I would have broken them anyway 😁...I'm in....and I'll await my messages 😏😈 |
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Can you tell Mo25sq that his profile reminds me of the time I went to watch 911 at the Smash Hits Poll Winners' Party but they didn't play Bodyshakin' |
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For MagicM
I would love him to show me around transylvania and then show me around his body after 😈 |
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Tell Foxy Red I’d like to fuck her so her orgasms make her roll her eyes back so she looks like a zombie |
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A message for UglyBird.
I've not seen your face, so maybe you are genuinely a munter, but you've got a hot body and I love your sense of humour so I'm willing to look past it. I suspect you're downplaying it though. |
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I think uglybird is super hot, love her attitude and quirkyness.... killer body too!! |
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Please tell _o25sq I think he's a lovely guy! What's he doing here!?!
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"For MagicM
I would love him to show me around transylvania and then show me around his body after 😈"
🧛 come to me darling 🫦💦💦💦 |
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Can you ask Friendswithbenefits if it's true that everyone in Warwickshire wears two pairs of pants each day but no socks? |
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Tell Nudelaw to lay off the witticism’s as they make me laugh out loud in the office and I get stern looks. |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 5 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"A message for UglyBird.
I've not seen your face, so maybe you are genuinely a munter, but you've got a hot body and I love your sense of humour so I'm willing to look past it. I suspect you're downplaying it though."
Munter 🤣
We'll just do it from behind it's fine |
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To whomever cares
3 hours to go! |
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"To whomever cares
3 hours to go!"
I care. See you soon 😈 |
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"Can you ask Friendswithbenefits if it's true that everyone in Warwickshire wears two pairs of pants each day but no socks?"
socks a must. Cover them feet
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"Tell Nudelaw to lay off the witticism’s as they make me laugh out loud in the office and I get stern looks."
This is the risk you take when you browse Fab in the office. |
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Please can you let _eneralkenobi know he is my fabcrush 🫠
And he still has the best fishnet photo ive seen 🥵 |
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Could you please tell Molly
She's absolutely stunning and takes amazing pics |
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Tell thickthighs that her photos make my heart flutter |
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Message for Foxy-Red....love your photos,definitely abit of me |
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Tell Molly Swallows that I want to move to Sexville so I can see her really, really close up |
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Message for Molly Swallows:
You're hotter than Britney and Jessica combined |
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"Please can you let _eneralkenobi know he is my fabcrush 🫠
And he still has the best fishnet photo ive seen 🥵"
I’m intrigued which one, I’ve so many 😇 |
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Thickthighs26
Am I off your naughty step yet?
I'd prefer not to receive a dick punch |
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Happy to play postie for any messages for the lovely OP  |
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"To GeneralK. Awesome. End of"
🫡 Yus ✊🏻 |
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It’s a who’s who of sorts in here …..
Count me in 😘 |
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Tell thick thighs we’d both love to be between them🦵😈 |
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Please tell GeneralKenobi that I want to see his lightsaber’s power up close and personal 😏 |
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I like to join the fun, I'm in  |
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Can you ask NudeLaw to move his hands I want to take a peek at the good stuff  |
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"Thickthighs26
Am I off your naughty step yet?
I'd prefer not to receive a dick punch"
Yes you are. See you soon 😘 |
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can you tell Hearditall that I would love to show off her curves on camera…. |
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"Tell thick thighs we’d both love to be between them🦵😈"
Oooooh both 🤔🤭 |
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"Please tell GeneralKenobi that I want to see his lightsaber’s power up close and personal 😏"
Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age |
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I'll give it a go. Hopefully I won't forget. I'll take a gander up there☝️ |
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"Tell thickthighs that her photos make my heart flutter"
In a good way? Right? Hmmm curious who this is 😁 |
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One for the gorgeous OP from a handsome gent.
Longleggedblonde
Her gallery makes me drool. Those pins |
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"Can you ask NudeLaw to move his hands I want to take a peek at the good stuff "
DM for further details. |
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TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅) |
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"Ronin. Killer legs! 😉😉"
The Ed Gein of Fab |
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General Kenobi
Ah yes, the negotiator |
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Please tell _eneralkenobi that I completed the captcha- does that mean I get full access? 😇 |
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"General Kenobi
Ah yes, the negotiator"
Negotiating his way into pants 🤓 |
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NudeLaw & Ronin we need a thighs collab please because otherwise your photos cannot get any better 🥵 |
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"Please tell _eneralkenobi that I completed the captcha- does that mean I get full access? 😇"
I hadn’t thought that far ahead 👀 |
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Tell preachers daughter her lingerie sets are stunning😍 |
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Amorous couple. Wanna get jiggy wid it? Na na na na na na na |
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Can you let UglyBird know her name is the biggest miscarriage of justice since the Uk government made us all start signing in to watch porn x |
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"can you tell Hearditall that I would love to show off her curves on camera…."
No idea who this is but I'm crap with the camera so |
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could you le Mrs pineapple pixie know I think she's absolutely gorgeous and she has a body to die for |
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Preachers daughter
It's been a while since we last talked.
Nice to see your gorgeous self back around. Bonus points if you can guess who 🤔🤫 |
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By *MCMan 5 days ago
Suffolk |
Well good evening. |
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"TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Oooooh IN |
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"NudeLaw & Ronin we need a thighs collab please because otherwise your photos cannot get any better 🥵"
Was that you NudeLaw? |
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One for uglybird
UglyBecky... I mean Bird
Just give the people what they want - those hairy nips and toes. |
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"could you le Mrs pineapple pixie know I think she's absolutely gorgeous and she has a body to die for"
Completely agree after meeting her recently at a social! X |
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"Amorous couple. Wanna get jiggy wid it? Na na na na na na na"
Maybe…. Cha cha slide your way into our DMs |
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To whomever sent this message and TT26
"TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Wait, that's an option? |
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"NudeLaw & Ronin we need a thighs collab please because otherwise your photos cannot get any better 🥵
Was that you NudeLaw? "
Yes - it was paid content. |
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"Say you are in on the thread and when you see a profile that takes your fancy, message me with your secret message for that profile.
Don't just say you are in, send messages!
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you do confess!
Don't forget the OP!
Enjoy.
😉😈"
In |
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"To whomever sent this message and TT26
"TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Wait, that's an option?"
Not for you for your cheek 😘 |
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AMC, you need some updated photos. I’ll set up the camera, you bring the baby oil…. Where the night leads, we shall see |
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"TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Wait, that's an option?
** I’d say it’s a necessity, more than an option tbh … |
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Amorous....take a punt on who I am first. If you get it first time, it's meant to be lol 💋 |
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""TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Wait, that's an option?
** I’d say it’s a necessity, more than an option tbh …"
⬆️ he really likes me |
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Samantha Jade
So I've seen around what your favourite accent is. I may be in possession of said accent |
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"Amorous....take a punt on who I am first. If you get it first time, it's meant to be lol 💋"
Oh shit. No sex for me then…. |
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TT that I’d like to bum her into next week 😉
(Preferably while gagged so I don’t get a load of sarky comments during 😅)"
Wait, that's an option?
** I’d say it’s a necessity, more than an option tbh …"
⬆️ he really likes me
Maybe, but he’d never give you the satisfaction of admitting it 😉 |
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By *MCMan 5 days ago
Suffolk |
"AMC, you need some updated photos. I’ll set up the camera, you bring the baby oil…. Where the night leads, we shall see "
I feel we should get everyone to vote on what the new pics should be… |
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Suitedgent...I had such high hopes...😔 |
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Shame pineapple pixie arnt gogs |
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"Samantha Jade
So I've seen around what your favourite accent is. I may be in possession of said accent"
Ooh a scouser! |
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Tell Pink panther..we know the city on the wear she's from..
It's in her theme song.. |
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"could you le Mrs pineapple pixie know I think she's absolutely gorgeous and she has a body to die for"
Aww thank you very much 🫶✨️ |
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"Could you please tell Molly
She's absolutely stunning and takes amazing pics"
Thank you! I try my best |
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"could you le Mrs pineapple pixie know I think she's absolutely gorgeous and she has a body to die for
Completely agree after meeting her recently at a social! X"
😘✨️ |
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"Shame pineapple pixie arnt gogs"
🤔😅✨️ |
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"Suitedgent...I had such high hopes...😔"
Makes a nice change to not know which woman I’m letting down 🤔 😂 |
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Message for ThickThighs please LLB
Thick Thighs, smouldering eyes .
Wonderfully kind, prodigiously wise.
Always good fun , fabs number one.
Thread starter , mic dropper,
For bumming you’re topper
I wonder can you guess, which lust filled mess,
Has penned this wee ditty , an attempt to be witty,
If you can ,be discrete, keep his secret complete,
But show that you know with a private hello,
Complete with a kiss and and recognition that this,
Novice poem made you smile and feel joy for a while. |
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"Tell Molly Swallows that I want to move to Sexville so I can see her really, really close up"
How close we talking?  |
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"Message for ThickThighs please LLB
Thick Thighs, smouldering eyes .
Wonderfully kind, prodigiously wise.
Always good fun , fabs number one.
Thread starter , mic dropper,
For bumming you’re topper
I wonder can you guess, which lust filled mess,
Has penned this wee ditty , an attempt to be witty,
If you can ,be discrete, keep his secret complete,
But show that you know with a private hello,
Complete with a kiss and and recognition that this,
Novice poem made you smile and feel joy for a while."
Ah _tanners ❤️❤️❤️ |
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Wonko wonko i would love to bonko
But for all your clout
I bet your still OUT |
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Please tell Samantha_Jade I would genuinly fly back early from holiday to spend the night with her. Happy to share profile name |
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One for Tink
Please will you sprinkle your pixie dust all over be, and by that I mean ride me senseless in your hot tub😁 |
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"Suitedgent...I had such high hopes...😔
Makes a nice change to not know which woman I’m letting down 🤔 😂 "
Haha I’d assumed this was you stating you were now “out” 🤣  |
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"Wonko wonko i would love to bonko
But for all your clout
I bet your still OUT"
2/10
Wtf is bonko |
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"To whomever cares
3 hours to go!"
What happens in 3 hours.
On the wine here. |
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By *b40Man 5 days ago
lisburn |
I’m in , better late than never |
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"Wonko wonko i would love to bonko
But for all your clout
I bet your still OUT
2/10
Wtf is bonko "
What i would do to your bottom
But for the 2/10 im OUT 😭 |
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"Wonko wonko i would love to bonko
But for all your clout
I bet your still OUT
2/10
Wtf is bonko
What i would do to your bottom
But for the 2/10 im OUT 😭"
Flirt |
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Message to all those who may feel they are missed out or passed over, you are all wonderful individuals who make this place the eclectic gathering of people it is 🫶🏻 |
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"One for Tink
Please will you sprinkle your pixie dust all over be, and by that I mean ride me senseless in your hot tub😁"
Means you asked so nicely 😏✨️
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"Suitedgent...I had such high hopes...😔
Makes a nice change to not know which woman I’m letting down 🤔 😂
Haha I’d assumed this was you stating you were now “out” 🤣 "
Oh man I’m so lost? 🫣 think my brain is overstimulated with all the who said what 😅😅 |
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Thickthighs26
10/10 Grade A wank material |
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For Clairebear
Hey sexy lady I’d like to do very naughty things to you on every single green of the Old course at St Andrews, let’s give the Russacks guests a real show 😉 |
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"Thickthighs26
10/10 Grade A wank material"
I would like to say in 2 hours this will stop. But it really won't |
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@TT new profile photo…
WOW can’t take my eyes off it… 😍😍😍 that radiator looks NEW 💦 |
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Clairebear13
Oh, you have the most gorgeous eyes. |
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"@TT new profile photo…
WOW can’t take my eyes off it… 😍😍😍 that radiator looks NEW 💦"
You can wank over it. I will let you |
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Thanks everyone for taking part, my filters are going back on and im no longer postie. Please carry on without me
♥️ |
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"Message for Molly Swallows:
You're hotter than Britney and Jessica combined "
I’m not sure that’s true but thank you very much |
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Now the rules are everyone has to confess 🤣 goooooo |
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"Now the rules are everyone has to confess 🤣 goooooo"
I sent the first one. |
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Thank you LLB for doing this thread and thank you to those who sent us a message 🫶😘✨️ |
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"Now the rules are everyone has to confess 🤣 goooooo
I sent the first one."
Oh that one? Knew it! |
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"Now the rules are everyone has to confess 🤣 goooooo"
Ladies first 😁😂 |
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I’m in and happy to help be postie for a bit if needed |
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Thanks LLB, was a great idea and a lotta fun x |
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From a very stunning lady…
“ooh please tell tempt me.. I'd like to tempt him “ |
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From a handsome chap…
“ To the beautiful mrs wolves , would love those sexy legs wrapped round my waist while I whisper about how stunning you are , hoping this accent gets u excited “ |
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Happy to be postie if people are still playing! |
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"From a handsome chap…
“ To the beautiful mrs wolves , would love those sexy legs wrapped round my waist while I whisper about how stunning you are , hoping this accent gets u excited “"
Omg reveal yourself!!! |
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"From a handsome chap…
“ To the beautiful mrs wolves , would love those sexy legs wrapped round my waist while I whisper about how stunning you are , hoping this accent gets u excited “
Omg reveal yourself!!! "
'twas me.
Wasn't really. 😜 |
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"From a handsome chap…
“ To the beautiful mrs wolves , would love those sexy legs wrapped round my waist while I whisper about how stunning you are , hoping this accent gets u excited “
Omg reveal yourself!!!
'twas me.
Wasn't really. 😜"
Damn 😭😭 |
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"From a very stunning lady…
“ooh please tell tempt me.. I'd like to tempt him “"
I could be tempted  |
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From a cheeky hottie….
“ Please could you tell OP. I would bum him.” |
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This was a good thread and took time to do, so thank you.
I sent a few messages but didn’t say I was in. |
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