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Too many blokes on here compare their cocks next to sky remotes or lynx cans.
So I'm going to be a little different. What should I compare my cock up against? A fabreeze bottle? A bottle of mouthwash? Any suggestions? |
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By *ilbzMan 3 days ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
"Stack ring donuts on it
What if the donuts melt?
I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point.
Like a lightsaber "
What it illuminates and makes them funny noises when you wave it about? 🤔
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"Stack ring donuts on it
What if the donuts melt?
I’d ask just how hot is your dick but that’s drifting off the point.
Like a lightsaber
What it illuminates and makes them funny noises when you wave it about? 🤔
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Yes and depending on if I join the Dark Side of the Force. Turns Red. |
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"Too many blokes on here compare their cocks next to sky remotes or lynx cans.
So I'm going to be a little different. What should I compare my cock up against? A fabreeze bottle? A bottle of mouthwash? Any suggestions? "
You said yours was the size of an elephant trunk! Now that's a copy cat photo I want to see!
Where's Big Harold when you need him! |
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"Too many blokes on here compare their cocks next to sky remotes or lynx cans.
So I'm going to be a little different. What should I compare my cock up against? A fabreeze bottle? A bottle of mouthwash? Any suggestions?
You said yours was the size of an elephant trunk! Now that's a copy cat photo I want to see!
Where's Big Harold when you need him!"
I'm trying to be humble here.
Ah Big Harold... sometimes I wonder how that man is able to walk properly. |
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