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"I cant stay, I'm seeing my parole officer after this.
That would turn UglyBird on actually "
I'll leave that to her to either confirm or deny, but I've always suspected she was a bit of a wrong 'un |
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"You’d make a great addition to my live doll collection.
The mr "
Ok so now I'm thinking of the Mrs dressed in a blue and white chekered dress, pig tails, knee high socks and rosey cheeks! ...ahhh lovely! |
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"I have a cock"
Some ex colleagues of mine were invited to a mansion party in the US. It was pretty hedonistic and the pool area was designated as naked only.
One of the guys was trying it on with a fabulous lady until she said the immortal phrase 'my cock used to be bigger than your'.
There is no coming back from that. Devastation and a taxi home. |
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" So you probably guessed what I do for living by now? I work hard, I earn a lot of money, time is my rarest commodity. "
Followed by " I like the finer things in life. I own a lot of houses. I stay in this hotel a lot."
Then followed by " I seem to always attract the wrong type of women. "
*Facepalm* |
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"" So you probably guessed what I do for living by now? I work hard, I earn a lot of money, time is my rarest commodity. "
Followed by " I like the finer things in life. I own a lot of houses. I stay in this hotel a lot."
Then followed by " I seem to always attract the wrong type of women. "
*Facepalm*"
Urgg yeah the ones who brag are an instant no go for me.That's when you want to say, "Just need the ladies room be right back" and then just dart for the door!
Have no problem with people working hard, being successful but don't brag about it. |
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"You’d make a great addition to my live doll collection.
The mr
Ok so now I'm thinking of the Mrs dressed in a blue and white chekered dress, pig tails, knee high socks and rosey cheeks! ...ahhh lovely!"
No she’s too good to be held captive in the loft.
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