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Too shy to message your fab fancy
Say you're in...wait until you see someone who catches your eye and send me a message and I'll post it for you....no stamp needed  |
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In. Hope some nice penises come in |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in "
You do make me laugh 🤣🤣
I'm in  |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in
You do make me laugh 🤣🤣
I'm in "
You should hear the noises she makes when wanking 🤡 |
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I’m very shy, so this is right up my street. |
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Calling sparkle calling sparkle I'm in do you read me? |
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I am in.. shoot your shot preferably straight through my heart . |
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"Calling sparkle calling sparkle I'm in do you read me?"
Loud and clear |
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" I am in.. shoot your shot preferably straight through my heart ."
You give love a bad name |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in
You do make me laugh 🤣🤣
I'm in
You should hear the noises she makes when wanking 🤡 "
I have, plenty of times |
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" I am in.. shoot your shot preferably straight through my heart .
You give love a bad name "
I have have seen your threads not exactly without sin yourself . madam trixie |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in "
Pretty penises  In |
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I’m definitely in, this is good because I’ve run out of stamps |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in
Pretty penises In"
They don't exist |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in
Pretty penises In
They don't exist"
Oh but they do |
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"In. Hope some nice penises come in"
👆She says this *after* I’ve already posted.
Fine. My penis knows when it’s not wanted. |
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"Too shy to message your fab fancy
Say you're in...wait until you see someone who catches your eye and send me a message and I'll post it for you....no stamp needed "
In 🔥 |
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I’ll be in for a little while. |
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1st message in the box from a hottie to these hottties:
Tell CyprusDream she can keep her mask on if she takes everything else off.
Tell PinkShy that I’d like to see her pink bits, shy or not.
Tell _earditall my pretty penis thanks her for the recognition.
Tell FlirtyFilth that her monochrome is marvellous.
And tell Cruella de Thrill that she looks even better with her clothes off.
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By *WB85Man 3 days ago
Staffordshire |
I'm absolutely in.
I will remember I'm supposed to message myself this time |
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Too shy too shy 🙈 |
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"Too shy to message your fab fancy
Say you're in...wait until you see someone who catches your eye and send me a message and I'll post it for you....no stamp needed "
I’m in |
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"1st message in the box from a hottie to these hottties:
Tell CyprusDream she can keep her mask on if she takes everything else off.
Tell PinkShy that I’d like to see her pink bits, shy or not.
Tell _earditall my pretty penis thanks her for the recognition.
Tell FlirtyFilth that her monochrome is marvellous.
And tell Cruella de Thrill that she looks even better with her clothes off.
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Just the mask remaining |
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For the following delights from another delight:
La Femme Coquette - love the nipple piercings
Cyprus - all about those eyes
Pink Shy - amazing arse. Would love to see more
Wolves Couple - Blue is your colour, heels and straps…..love it |
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Ohh this is a very intriguing one:
Tell “him”
I still remember the expression on his face and it makes me smile every time |
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To UglyBird those eyes just took my breath away |
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I shall say this only once “in” |
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"I shall say this only once “in”"
Can't you repeat that please, I didn't catch it |
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Am I in yet…. Oh shit, I say that far too often!
I’m in 😂 |
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Tell thickthighs that her body is absolutely amazing and I would love my head between them |
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TT
"I said I am a massive knobhead.. and I would crawl over the highest diving mountains and hills laden with glass, naked to reach her"...
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"I shall say this only once “in”
Can't you repeat that please, I didn't catch it"
Shhhhh … you’ll give the game away |
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_eltcutemightdelete know that she has a gorgeous variety of lingerie and a gallery i envy ❤️ |
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"in "
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x |
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_moothdick, really enjoy chatting on the forums, a lovely chap. X |
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Please tell Rose-tinted Glasses that I think he's very sexy and has the most kissable lips I've ever seen 🫦🥵 |
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Please tell LongJohnSilva2.0 that I'm happy to have put a smile on his face this week |
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Minxy as the most desirable legs … love chatting to her x |
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"Go on I’m in 🫠"
You know I’m too shy to message you and tell you how stunning you are 😘 |
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"For the following delights from another delight:
La Femme Coquette - love the nipple piercings
Cyprus - all about those eyes
Pink Shy - amazing arse. Would love to see more
Wolves Couple - Blue is your colour, heels and straps…..love it"
Thank you mystery person x |
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Please tell the delightful FeltCuteMightDelete that I’d like to finish our unfinished business. |
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"in
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x"
Shy my arse x |
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"Minxy as the most desirable legs … love chatting to her x"
thank you. x
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"in
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x
Shy my arse x"
😂😂😂 you spelt spank wrong |
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"in
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x
Shy my arse x"
Haha. I was just about to post the exact same thing 🤣 |
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Please tell all the ladies in the thread to watch out because I’m on a roll now. 😅 |
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"TT
"I said I am a massive knobhead.. and I would crawl over the highest diving mountains and hills laden with glass, naked to reach her"...
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Reveal yourself you massive knobhead ❤️ |
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"Tell thickthighs that her body is absolutely amazing and I would love my head between them"
Oooooh  |
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"Please tell Rose-tinted Glasses that I think he's very sexy and has the most kissable lips I've ever seen 🫦🥵"
I think this mystery lady should know that the very suggestion has me weak at the knees.
(It was a lady, I hope. But I’ll pocket the compliment even if not …) |
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Lancashireredhead has the most stunning pictures.
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Message for Thunderace please.
You make me smile. If you asked me nicely, id give you a proper pegging 😉😈 🍆 |
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Please let Stanners know he's my favourite Coxy supporter 😘 |
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"TT
"I said I am a massive knobhead.. and I would crawl over the highest diving mountains and hills laden with glass, naked to reach her"...
Reveal yourself you massive knobhead ❤️"
I step forth from the shadows bloodied and bruised dehydrated and lacerated... Now can you please take me to casualty I think I am about to pass out ... |
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"in
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x
Shy my arse x
Haha. I was just about to post the exact same thing 🤣"
😂😂 I don’t know what you lot are trying to say!
☺️😇 |
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Please can you pass on a message to Cyprusdream.
Hey Coxy, thank you for being my sexy Mediterranean cocktail girl. Love our fun and flirty chats 😘 |
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"in
I’m waaaay to shy to message you x
Shy my arse x
😂😂😂 you spelt spank wrong "
Now now. Don't go threatening me with a good time. Again.  |
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Haven't done this in a while. In |
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Lancashire redhead .. wonderlly classy photos, just wish I was a bit younger and not so shy 🙈 x |
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"TT
"I said I am a massive knobhead.. and I would crawl over the highest diving mountains and hills laden with glass, naked to reach her"...
Reveal yourself you massive knobhead ❤️
I step forth from the shadows bloodied and bruised dehydrated and lacerated... Now can you please take me to casualty I think I am about to pass out ..."
Im glad this was you 😘 |
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Happy to help play postie if anyone has some messages for OP |
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"Please can you pass on a message to Cyprusdream.
Hey Coxy, thank you for being my sexy Mediterranean cocktail girl. Love our fun and flirty chats 😘"
Thanks Stanners, love our chats |
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For Uglybird. Leaving me on read, and passive agressive forum posts just makes me want you more! 😂 |
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For LancashireRedhead please
I’d like to kiss you passionately and then ravish you extensively over your vintage spinning wheel |
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For sparkle!! Can I watch?🤦♂️😂 |
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Please tell Wolvescouple she has the most beautiful eyes
And ThickThighs she has a fantastic figure and some stunning outfits |
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Lou 345, would u like to share another bag of m&m’s x |
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"For LancashireRedhead please
I’d like to kiss you passionately and then ravish you extensively over your vintage spinning wheel"
Oooft, I’ll never look at it the same way again now |
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A message for you, OP..from a most handsome man 💌
Please tell Sparkles I’d like her to wrap her legs around my face and make herself good and comfortable. She’s going to be there for a while |
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FOR EVERYONE
get your lurpack ready everyone deserves a good bumming today right in the sheriffs badge😂x |
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"Please tell Wolvescouple she has the most beautiful eyes
And ThickThighs she has a fantastic figure and some stunning outfits"
Oh thank you x |
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"FOR EVERYONE
get your lurpack ready everyone deserves a good bumming today right in the sheriffs badge😂x"
Least disguised message ever 😅 |
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Thickthighs, you me, hotel suite, furry handcuffs and the karma sutra, utterly butterly edition? You know you want to |
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"FOR EVERYONE
get your lurpack ready everyone deserves a good bumming today right in the sheriffs badge😂x"
Can we use Kerrygold instead? |
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Please can you ask Blue Eyed Joker if he still wants my horns on show if we meet |
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Another for the lovely OP 💌
One for Sparkle1974, I’d really like to undo those last two button on your coat and slowly remove it to get my hands on your amazing body, and I’d like to thank you for this thread xx |
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I’m in, and it’s my birthday 😉🤣 |
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"1st message in the box from a hottie to these hottties:
Tell CyprusDream she can keep her mask on if she takes everything else off.
Tell PinkShy that I’d like to see her pink bits, shy or not.
Tell _earditall my pretty penis thanks her for the recognition.
Tell FlirtyFilth that her monochrome is marvellous.
And tell Cruella de Thrill that she looks even better with her clothes off.
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Pretty penis owners have feelings too |
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"FOR EVERYONE
get your lurpack ready everyone deserves a good bumming today right in the sheriffs badge😂x"
Oi who is this identity thief 🤣 |
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For Wolvescouple. I dont know. There seems to be a butter theme? Something, something, spread on your crumpets?. |
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Message for SuitedGent please
Can we make a deal to laugh each other's clothes off over that bottle of Prosecco? |
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"Thickthighs, you me, hotel suite, furry handcuffs and the karma sutra, utterly butterly edition? You know you want to "
Oh i do! Even if i dont know who you are. Im in! |
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"Please can you ask Blue Eyed Joker if he still wants my horns on show if we meet "
Very much so. And I also would like to encourage said horn-omwer...horny person...horned lover? Whatever. Message me 😂 |
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"For Wolvescouple. I dont know. There seems to be a butter theme? Something, something, spread on your crumpets?."
My boobs identify as crumpets |
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Thick Thighs.
My ears are freezing. Can I use your thighs to warm them up please?
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"Message for SuitedGent please
Can we make a deal to laugh each other's clothes off over that bottle of Prosecco?"
🤔
Laughing does tend to make my pants fall off quicker than anything else |
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By *ilbzMan 3 days ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
I’m in…troverted !! 🤷♂️ |
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Another message for OP 💌
I’ve admired Sparkle from afar for weeks, and can’t imagine how many messages she must get - including mine! A real Yorkshire Rose, who has a stunning gallery and does loads for the forums. Maybe one day we’ll meet! |
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"Thick Thighs.
My ears are freezing. Can I use your thighs to warm them up please?
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Who thou are thee |
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Message for tt26
Please just sit on my face |
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A message for _b40 please.
You know I'm a big fan of yours. Id love to meet up one day so you can whisper that delicious accent in my ear 😘 |
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"My boobs identify as crumpets "
I bloody love crumpets, me. |
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Wolvescouple is such an underrated fabber, and probably the prettiest eyes in the forum. |
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Another one for you, OP 💌
One for Sparkle. I get vertigo. Can I be the 6 instead, and you be the 9? Or you can be the 8 and Ill owe you 1? |
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To mrs _olvesxcouple your eyes mesmerize me , your smile a soft invitation to stay , scanning your body I can’t ignore , makes me want u , more and more
Reply... |
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"Wolvescouple is such an underrated fabber, and probably the prettiest eyes in the forum."
I am sure they are not, but thank you mystery person 🫶🏼 |
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"To mrs _olvesxcouple your eyes mesmerize me , your smile a soft invitation to stay , scanning your body I can’t ignore , makes me want u , more and more
Reply..."
Oh my thank you stranger 🫶🏼 |
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PineapplePixie are a HOT 🔥 couple. Love to play with both of their bodies 😉 🍍 ✨
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For Blue Eyed Joker.
I honestly can NOT believe how incredibly handsome you are! And you are SUCH a generous lover! |
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Message for Tryingitout from a beaut 💌
Please tell Tryingitout19 that I'd like to try him out 🔥🥵
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"Message for Tryingitout from a beaut 💌
Please tell Tryingitout19 that I'd like to try him out 🔥🥵
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All aboard 😈 |
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"For Blue Eyed Joker.
I honestly can NOT believe how incredibly handsome you are! And you are SUCH a generous lover!"
Oh my! Why thank you kind mystery admirer. |
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_arier Has you most perfect kissable lips and I’d love to try them for myself. And she is absolutely gorgeous. |
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Lancashireredhead
Thank you for the fab. Much appreciated. |
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Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten. |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten."
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles.  |
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For all who haven't received a message from a very thoughtful person
You are all seen just as much as the in crowd, without you the forums would be a very dull place. |
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Please tell Marier that I fancy her so much I’d even consider spending time in Brum. And tempting me there takes some doing, I can tell you. |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles. "
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone saw x |
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D*unkOnLust if you wernt so young I'd eat you alive |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 days ago
pink panther territory |
"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles. "
Very smooth |
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First time using the forum not sure what to expect.... Probably crazy convo in here ..but I'm hoping for something and little bit normal x |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles.
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone saw x "
Dont know if my message got lost or OP's just understandably busy but if its good enough for RTG its good enough for me.
Please could you let suitedgent know that even though i annoy him i would still like to bonk him and finger him with one finger, one thumb 😘 |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles. "
Welcome to the club mate, it’s usually me that does that 🤦♂️ |
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Out now. All flirted out ❤️ thanks sparkle x |
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"Please can you ask Blue Eyed Joker if he still wants my horns on show if we meet "
I still actively encourage this person to reveal themselves |
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Amorous Couple have an incredible gallery; they look like the epitome of a happy, in love couple with a really healthy attitude towards intimacy- and Mrs has some *incredible* lingerie too - what a figure |
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Could you please tell Jim Mcdonald the legs are ready and waiting,but I won't cum in his big feet.
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Seems like everyone in here has built some guide of a relationship before .. I'm guessing when you guys use the forums your in here alot then ! .. am I the odd random guy that your used to seeing pop up and disappearing?! |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles.
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone saw x
Dont know if my message got lost or OP's just understandably busy but if its good enough for RTG its good enough for me.
Please could you let suitedgent know that even though i annoy him i would still like to bonk him and finger him with one finger, one thumb 😘"
She’s probably just sick of the sight of your name
#littlemisspopular |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles.
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone saw x
Dont know if my message got lost or OP's just understandably busy but if its good enough for RTG its good enough for me.
Please could you let suitedgent know that even though i annoy him i would still like to bonk him and finger him with one finger, one thumb 😘
She’s probably just sick of the sight of your name
#littlemisspopular "
She wont be the first to be sick of the site of me tbf. |
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"PineapplePixie are a HOT 🔥 couple. Love to play with both of their bodies 😉 🍍 ✨
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Why thank you! 😘✨️ |
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"Please tell Lancashireredhead I fancy her rotten.
Shit. That was meant to go via Sparkles.
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone saw x
Dont know if my message got lost or OP's just understandably busy but if its good enough for RTG its good enough for me.
Please could you let suitedgent know that even though i annoy him i would still like to bonk him and finger him with one finger, one thumb 😘
She’s probably just sick of the sight of your name
#littlemisspopular
She wont be the first to be sick of the site of me tbf."
Oh great, now I feel bad 🙄🤦🏻♂️ |
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Hey sparkle just checked out your profile pics ....very nice .. love the long coat ... Classy and sexy x |
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Out now, thanks all , have a naughty evening
Thanks again Sparkle and Wolves (those eyes…. - you guys especially |
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"Hey sparkle just checked out your profile pics ....very nice .. love the long coat ... Classy and sexy x"
Thanks |
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"First time using the forum not sure what to expect.... Probably crazy convo in here ..but I'm hoping for something and little bit normal x"
Welcome. |
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Sorry got distracted by something rather delicious...an Onken strawberry yoghurt....
Back to business.... |
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"First time using the forum not sure what to expect.... Probably crazy convo in here ..but I'm hoping for something and little bit normal x
Welcome. "
Thanks very much guys |
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For Little red
That's a very spankable looking bum you have, may I??
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Late as usual but would love to join in |
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FoxyRed:
Tease me, please me and I'll do you |
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Lou345
Red is definitely your colour 😍 |
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Message for Blue Eyed Joker please.
Can't wait for the stars to align and we get to meet you. I'm not sure we would stop laughing long enough for any sexy business but I'll give it my best shot!; 🥵🥵🥵 |
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Well atleast I understand the rooms a little more now it was worth a look maybe I'll try again when I have more time ...
I'm off to Lichfield golf and country club for a keep fit and sauna flirt ... Love a steamy chat in public place ... X
Have a story to tell about that too .. maybe another time ..
Thanks for being welcoming guys and gals ... X |
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"Message for Blue Eyed Joker please.
Can't wait for the stars to align and we get to meet you. I'm not sure we would stop laughing long enough for any sexy business but I'll give it my best shot!; 🥵🥵🥵"
And this one! REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME! 😂 |
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Slideways:-
Welcome
I’ll take you for a pint over Shoal Hill.
From a lady who knows the Chase (and “the Chase”) |
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Thanks to everyone who took part x |
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Thanks for keeping it going Sparkles and WC. Excellent as always x |
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"Amorous Couple have an incredible gallery; they look like the epitome of a happy, in love couple with a really healthy attitude towards intimacy- and Mrs has some *incredible* lingerie too - what a figure "
Aww thank you |
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