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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West

Yes all of you. Including you.

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By *iz78Woman 3 days ago

wirral

Oooh handcuffs, Yes please officer

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By *ad NannaWoman 3 days ago

East London

I'm innocent. I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

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By *ames CharenteMan 3 days ago

Near you.

Cavity search for me please.

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By *onjoliveMan 3 days ago

South Coast

I demand to see my lawyer…preferably all of her…

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By *vaRoseWoman 3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Oooh handcuffs, I’ve brought my own

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 days ago

your hotlist

Is that a trungeon in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me officer

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West

Who wants handcuffing and who wants whipping?

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By *agic.MMan 3 days ago

Orpington

F... the police

F... F... F... the police

🚨🚔👮‍♂️

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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago

Liverpool


"F... the police

F... F... F... the police

🚨🚔👮‍♂️"

Finger?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 days ago

Round the bend

Id prefer to be under a vest

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By *agic.MMan 3 days ago

Orpington


"F... the police

F... F... F... the police

🚨🚔👮‍♂️

Finger? "

☝️

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By *agic.MMan 3 days ago

Orpington


"F... the police

F... F... F... the police

🚨🚔👮‍♂️

Finger?

☝️"

Is one enough?👀

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By *urvytattedprincessWoman 3 days ago

Pentney


"Yes all of you. Including you. "

Holds hands behind back and looks over shoulder expectantly 👀😉

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By *inkShyWoman 3 days ago

near Windsor

Oh not again 😤

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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago

Liverpool

Was it for the hurty words I said on the Internet?

Or was it for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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By * D 777Man 3 days ago

bathgate

Yeah right catch me

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 days ago

Cyprus

I have the uniform if you have the truncheon

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By *onin25Man 3 days ago

Durham

OP I think you're a little out of your jurisdiction

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 days ago

your hotlist


"Was it for the hurty words I said on the Internet?

Or was it for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? "

Ah i see you know your judo well!

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By *exy-SashCouple 3 days ago

Leighton Buzzard

No comment officer

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By *urvytattedprincessWoman 3 days ago

Pentney


"Was it for the hurty words I said on the Internet?

Or was it for eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? "

This is democracy manifest

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"OP I think you're a little out of your jurisdiction "

Would you like to help me?

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

Only one way out of this ...

give me a pen n paper is was all of them ... over there ...

what's your witness protection program like ?

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By *ndian_jmCouple 3 days ago

Wigston

Wife’s cop outfit is the best plus I get to use truncheon on her

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


" Only one way out of this ...

give me a pen n paper is was all of them ... over there ...

what's your witness protection program like ?"

You get to have 5 wanks a day, fuck someone on Saturday and twice on Sundays. And you get free popcorn.

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

Bad Nan . brains of the outfit.

L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer

James charente and TT ..Tunnelers

jjlive maritime courier out country.

Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.

Mag Mike disguises.

Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.

wolves couple pursuiders

curvytats prin. distraction and comms

Pink shy Guilty as fook .

dd777 on the run , approach with caution

Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.

Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier

Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.

Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .

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By *evilinyouMan 3 days ago

Bristol

I new the insider trading would catch up with me eventually, but it was wild ride while it lasted

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By *inkShyWoman 3 days ago

near Windsor


"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit.

L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer

James charente and TT ..Tunnelers

jjlive maritime courier out country.

Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.

Mag Mike disguises.

Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.

wolves couple pursuiders

curvytats prin. distraction and comms

Pink shy Guilty as fook .

dd777 on the run , approach with caution

Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.

Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier

Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.

Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .

"

🤣🤣

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"I new the insider trading would catch up with me eventually, but it was wild ride while it lasted"

him aswell that's a confession book him dano (dy) murder one

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 days ago

Cyprus


"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit.

L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer

James charente and TT ..Tunnelers

jjlive maritime courier out country.

Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.

Mag Mike disguises.

Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.

wolves couple pursuiders

curvytats prin. distraction and comms

Pink shy Guilty as fook .

dd777 on the run , approach with caution

Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.

Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier

Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.

Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .

"

Don't believe everything you hear although... pervert? Guilty as charged 😈

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 3 days ago

Norwich

You’ll never take me alive….

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By *obwhateverMan 3 days ago

Mordor

I shot the Sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the deputy…

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"You’ll never take me alive…."

caution Charlie Branson is otr.. in norfolk send for back up

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 3 days ago

North Welsh Borders

You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

Dy ... I gave evidence for the rewards ... and happy time..

not to do you job for you put the coffee and donuts down and , get me witness protected now please .

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By *arlos 0511Man 3 days ago

Manchester

So you want to see if I've been drinking officer?

Just let me know when you want me to blow you.

For....I mean blow for you.

.....or do I?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Yes all of you. Including you. "

You've got me bang to rights 😉🤣

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please "
this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 3 days ago

North Welsh Borders


"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ... "

Yeah, whatever he said

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By *issy LanaTV/TS 3 days ago

Slough

Guessing prison can't be that bad, no utility bills to worry about, free meals, bed and four walls and a roof for shelter (also getting bummed so no need for Fabswingers app)...! 😜🤣🤣🤣

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By *arlos 0511Man 3 days ago

Manchester

Honiskly hoccifer. I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am...hic

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

TT26 sorry for bubbling you but think about I am actually doing you a favour ...

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"Guessing prison can't be that bad, no utility bills to worry about, free meals, bed and four walls and a roof for shelter (also getting bummed so no need for Fabswingers app)...! 😜🤣🤣🤣"
see I was grassing you and TT up as a favour

.don't hate me ..for it

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By *orphia2003Woman 3 days ago

Tonypandy.

As yet I see no evidence that the PACE codes of conduct have been adhered to.

In the several hours since my arrest, I have not been informed of my rights in relation to:

A) Get free legal advice

B) Tell someone where you are

have medical help if you're feeling ill

C) See the rules the police must follow ('Codes of Practice')

D) See a written notice telling you about your rights, such as regular breaks for food and to use the toilet –

I would like to receive this information in both Welsh and English please.

Please send the custody officer to speak to me forthwith, and I would like a blanket and a pair of wooly socks, thank you.

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...

Yeah, whatever he said "

you will get all the fancy scatter cushions you want if you give evidence..

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By *2000ManMan 3 days ago

Worthing

Guilty of Love

As the Whitesnake song goes.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


" Dy ... I gave evidence for the rewards ... and happy time..

not to do you job for you put the coffee and donuts down and , get me witness protected now please ."

I'm afraid there's a bureaucratic wait

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By *iz78Woman 3 days ago

wirral


"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit.

L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer

James charente and TT ..Tunnelers

jjlive maritime courier out country.

Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.

Mag Mike disguises.

Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.

wolves couple pursuiders

curvytats prin. distraction and comms

Pink shy Guilty as fook .

dd777 on the run , approach with caution

Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.

Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier

Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.

Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .

"

You can run but you can't hide! Grass 💪

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"

As yet I see no evidence that the PACE codes of conduct have been adhered to.

In the several hours since my arrest, I have not been informed of my rights in relation to:

A) Get free legal advice

B) Tell someone where you are

have medical help if you're feeling ill

C) See the rules the police must follow ('Codes of Practice')

D) See a written notice telling you about your rights, such as regular breaks for food and to use the toilet –

I would like to receive this information in both Welsh and English please.

Please send the custody officer to speak to me forthwith, and I would like a blanket and a pair of wooly socks, thank you."

Will trainer socks do?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"I shot the Sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the deputy…"

You shot up the saloon

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"Bad Nan . brains of the outfit.

L78 ..if that her real name nobody knows , enforcer

James charente and TT ..Tunnelers

jjlive maritime courier out country.

Eva Rose punisher, and fine arts courier.

Mag Mike disguises.

Kintail and Indian I'm inside madmen woman , infiltrators.

wolves couple pursuiders

curvytats prin. distraction and comms

Pink shy Guilty as fook .

dd777 on the run , approach with caution

Cyprus dream. pervert who has skipped the country belived to be working as a waitress in a cock tail bar.

Ronon 25, ninja ops and weapons courier

Sexy say won't talk probably needs handing over to box department for further questionioning.

Me innocent as fook ... I have alibis ... and friends in high places ... but interested in the protection program .

You can run but you can't hide! Grass 💪"

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By *ydaz70Man 3 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

Not again I've been trying to go straight

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By *tannersMan 3 days ago

stanley

Do I need to get my judges robes on again?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol

I’ll come quietly officer

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By *artorialMan 3 days ago

weymouth

Funny - I had a bloke on the phone telling me there was an international arrest warrant out on me for unpaid taxes. Do I have to come quietly or can I kick n scream

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By *earditallWoman 3 days ago

Lancaster

What's the crime

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"Funny - I had a bloke on the phone telling me there was an international arrest warrant out on me for unpaid taxes. Do I have to come quietly or can I kick n scream "

Kick and screaming you're innocent will do fine. Thank you.

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By *parkle1974Woman 3 days ago

Leeds

Do I need a safe word once the cuffs go on???

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 3 days ago

Maidstone


"I’ll come quietly officer "

I won't

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 days ago

(User no longer on site)

You can't arrest me.... I am the law 👮🏼‍♂️

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By *river72Man 3 days ago

Slough

Again, here take my members card I need the points for the free jail time

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple 3 days ago

Worcestershire

Not guilty unless there is video and photographic evidence

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By *icknmix500Man 3 days ago

South Gloucestershire

Catch me if you can !

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By *ools and the brainCouple 3 days ago

couple, us we him her.

You'll never take me alive copper!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 3 days ago

North Welsh Borders


"You got me occifer, but I demand cushions and snacks in my cell please this woman is giving evidence with me I will vouch for her ...

Yeah, whatever he said

you will get all the fancy scatter cushions you want if you give evidence.."

Fluffy ones please all contrasting colours

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By *d mirerMan 3 days ago

lost

It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

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By *ilbzMan 3 days ago

Swindon Wiltshire


"I have the uniform if you have the truncheon "

I have the truncheon officer, but now you’re going to need to wrestle me and pop it into your holster…! ☺️

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By *andsCouple 3 days ago

Edin

I watched a “movie” on this once (or twice)

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By *evilinyouMan 3 days ago

Bristol

No prison can hold me mwahhh hahaha

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 3 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

For why?? (Sorry way too many US reels watched 😂)

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By *he MinionMan 3 days ago

.

You'll never take me alive Copper !

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away "

Can you describe this individual please?

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Lancashire

Probably for the best.

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By *d mirerMan 3 days ago

lost


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?"

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark

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By *onjoliveMan 3 days ago

South Coast


"What's the crime "

Cuffs first….reason later….

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark "

That was TT 26. on her night missions again.

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By *tannersMan 3 days ago

stanley


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark "

You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱

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By *d mirerMan 3 days ago

lost


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark

You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱"

Aw , you must have misheard Stan !

I said I wouldn’t mention the testicles

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark

You promised you wouldn’t testify 😱

Aw , you must have misheard Stan !

I said I wouldn’t mention the testicles "

Hang on. You said tentacles not testicles.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 days ago

North Angus

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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By *issy LanaTV/TS 3 days ago

Slough


"Guessing prison can't be that bad, no utility bills to worry about, free meals, bed and four walls and a roof for shelter (also getting bummed so no need for Fabswingers app)...! 😜🤣🤣🤣 see I was grassing you and TT up as a favour

.don't hate me ..for it "

More chance of transformation of hate into love, both emotions which'll stem from intense passion. In my case, made to service plenty big clean cocks like a practiced whore. 😜🥵😋🤤👅💦💦💦🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 days ago

your hotlist


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark

That was TT 26. on her night missions again. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago


"It wasn’t me

It was a bigger boy that done it and ran away

Can you describe this individual please?

Errrr

Well

Aye

Kinda bigger than a small person , skinny with a stocky build , a big old hairy moustache but wearing a mask . Definitely walked with a limp willy and was carrying a battered sausage .

I think

But it was dark

That was TT 26. on her night missions again.

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I told you nobody would fall for that disguise ... should have stuck with the pink panther outfit I gave you ..

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By *egnMaxCouple 3 days ago

East Midlands

Can I have conjugal visits 3 times a week please (and twice on Saturdays?)

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 3 days ago

North West


"Can I have conjugal visits 3 times a week please (and twice on Saturdays?)"

Of course... would you like popcorn and drinks too?

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By *ddie1966Man 3 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh no...

Not again

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By *urvytattedprincessWoman 3 days ago

Pentney


"I’ll come quietly officer "

Couldn't if i tried

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman 3 days ago

Wirral

Overuled!

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By *hams123Man 3 days ago

London

Resistance is necessary.

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By *carlettsWoman 2 days ago

Harpenden

Will you be using your baton?

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan 2 days ago

Leeds

Charges officer??

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 2 days ago

Bedfuck

Your nicked, cuff im George.......da dada.da dada da da da dada dada dada.

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By *evilinyouMan 2 days ago

Bristol

I'm actually mi5 you can't you arrest me, I'll have your badge for this

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