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That's you, that is.
History Today loved it, saw them do it live twice "
Saw Rob Newman do his philosophy thing a few years ago.
It was good, but you just wanted him to say this. |
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"You see that thread with no replies?
That's you, that is.
History Today loved it, saw them do it live twice
Saw Rob Newman do his philosophy thing a few years ago.
It was good, but you just wanted him to say this."
I saw Newman and Baddiel twice, around the time of the Mary Whitehouse Experience (went with my Dad and might have been the youngest person there). They both did solo sets and then they did some of their sketches. Baddiel was funnier but his set was virtually identical both times, whereas Newman's was brand new the second time. |
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By *avexxMan 20 hours ago
cheshire |
"Bozzy eyed twat...used to call my cousin this.
My other cousin i called Burt Reynolds her tash would have rivalled his anyway.
Wazzack
Bum chums
Pratt
Divvy
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.. did she have hairy chest like burt  |
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"Bozzy eyed twat...used to call my cousin this.
My other cousin i called Burt Reynolds her tash would have rivalled his anyway.
Wazzack
Bum chums
Pratt
Divvy
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😂😂😂 Wazzack and Divvy - those bring back some memories 😂😂 |
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By *attieTV/TS 20 hours ago
Nottingham |
Most of the ones I remember from the 80's were either homophobic or references to physical disorders
Bender, poofter, Gaylord, shitstabber, lesbo
Mongo, Doylam, Joey, Spazmo
Thankfully they seem to have fallen out of favour.
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"Bozzy eyed twat...used to call my cousin this.
My other cousin i called Burt Reynolds her tash would have rivalled his anyway.
Wazzack
Bum chums
Pratt
Divvy
.. did she have hairy chest like burt "
Probably |
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"Most of the ones I remember from the 80's were either homophobic or references to physical disorders
Bender, poofter, Gaylord, shitstabber, lesbo
Mongo, Doylam, Joey, Spazmo
Thankfully they seem to have fallen out of favour.
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They were pretty offensive by today's standards ... it's good we have moved on really  |
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"Most of the ones I remember from the 80's were either homophobic or references to physical disorders
Bender, poofter, Gaylord, shitstabber, lesbo
Mongo, Doylam, Joey, Spazmo
Thankfully they seem to have fallen out of favour.
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I’m glad lots have gone!
One I remember from school was - whatever minger your mum works at McDonald's on minimum wage - with the hands 🫣
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By *eauNaturelMan 20 hours ago
Mortonhampstead for a few days |
Your right OP, many insults weren't very considerate of others as they often ridiculed those in society that appeared to be different from the considered 'norm'.
In the Army if a soldier was given given a sick note by the doctor, the note was referred to as a 'bif-chick'; the word 'bif' referred to Spina bifida.
The term 'monging it'; with the word mong referring to Mongoloids a now unacceptable and highly offensive term for people with Down syndrome.
I'll be honest, many years ago, I did used both of these terms as insults but I wouldn't dream of doing it now. |
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"Most of the ones I remember from the 80's were either homophobic or references to physical disorders
Bender, poofter, Gaylord, shitstabber, lesbo
Mongo, Doylam, Joey, Spazmo
Thankfully they seem to have fallen out of favour.
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And these were just the ones the teachers used to use  |
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By *CExeCouple 20 hours ago
Lincoln/Exeter |
"Your right OP, many insults weren't very considerate of others as they often ridiculed those in society that appeared to be different from the considered 'norm'.
In the Army if a soldier was given given a sick note by the doctor, the note was referred to as a 'bif-chick'; the word 'bif' referred to Spina bifida.
The term 'monging it'; with the word mong referring to Mongoloids a now unacceptable and highly offensive term for people with Down syndrome.
I'll be honest, many years ago, I did used both of these terms as insults but I wouldn't dream of doing it now."
Mate of mine broke his back at RMAS Sandhurst. He was told... 'man up', 'take your balls out of your handbag' and 'stop being such a poofter'. My military time was late nineties through to mid noughties and some of the language and behaviour was beyond unacceptable even then. |
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You know that noise you used to make when you put your tongue on the other side of your bottom teeth to mimic someone being dumb - how do you spell it? That was always a go to up to about the age of 14. |
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Yer Ma’s yer Da an yer Da’s yer Ma
Yer Ma sells Avon
Yer Da sells Avon
Smell yer Ma
Various other “Ma” based insults.
You: plum, spoon, doughnut, doughball, channel, balloon, diddy-ride (titwank in Scots), spanner, it was basically calling people whatever inanimate object which sprung to mind. |
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I like the ones that are basically inoffensive to most, but scathing to your friends. There was a fame called "Toejam and Earl" and their insult was "Poindexter", saying this about one of our friends was worse than telling then you'd shaged their grandmother!!!! Or simply calling them a "Wazzock" - a stupid sounding word which conveys exactly what you think of the person at that precise moment.
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"Joey Deacon (1920–1981) was a British author and disability advocate with severe cerebral palsy who became famous after appearing on Blue Peter in 1981. Tragically, his name was adopted as 1980s British playground slang to taunt people as "stupid" or slow, accompanied by mocking gestures, turning a story of triumph into a derogatory insult?"
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By *hief ScoutMan 1 hour ago
Middx/Herts borders-ish or thereabouts ! |
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Spawny eyed parrot faced wazack"
"Cheer up lads. I've got you some nice brown bread and butter for ya tea"
"Eeeeee, me father went crackers. Ee reached aaaart, and gently pulled me mam towards him bit' throat....." |
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"Window licker
Moon baby
Sanjay
Common terms only school era
Hahaha the good old days
Imagine the grief these days
Tbh I still use them at times . Shoot me I am evil "
Now I’m trying to figure out which one you used for me  x |
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