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"Girls that smoke. Just not sexy sorry
Guys that smoke though...😈"
Cigar, cigarette are vape! Vape has to be the least sexy. You look like Thomas the tank engine lol |
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Spitting. In public I mean. On a vagina it's moderately reasonable to do so if one is trying to remove any sticky residue.
(Why women are pouring pure Canadian maple syrup on their 'quinnies' is anyone's guess) |
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"Spitting. In public I mean. On a vagina it's moderately reasonable to do so if one is trying to remove any sticky residue.
(Why women are pouring pure Canadian maple syrup on their 'quinnies' is anyone's guess)"
🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Spitting. In public I mean. On a vagina it's moderately reasonable to do so if one is trying to remove any sticky residue.
(Why women are pouring pure Canadian maple syrup on their 'quinnies' is anyone's guess)"
Ask her👆 |
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People who noisily snort back big greenies and swallow. Horrible noise and just the most disgusting mental image.
Until one sees some gritty creature of an chav eat something then take a drink while still chewing the food. Urgh doesn’t cover it. I should be allowed a shotgun. |
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"People who noisily snort back big greenies and swallow. Horrible noise and just the most disgusting mental image.
Until one sees some gritty creature of an chav eat something then take a drink while still chewing the food. Urgh doesn’t cover it. I should be allowed a shotgun."
Amen sir!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"Observing vomit in public places.
That’s pretty grim.
Mind you and having said that, I do find it highly rewarding to try to identify what the culprit has partaken of as their last meal….
🥕"
😂 Seemingly by contractual obligation, there are always carrots 🤔
I mean, I’ve never eaten a doner kebab with carrots in it but apparently everyone else must ask for them specially….
Intriguing indeed… 🤔 |
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"Public displays of affection
Does getting railed in public count? If so I’m all for it 😂
Oh that's fine, but if I see a kiss or hand holding during it, so help me God!"
You…you won’t hold my hand Joe? 🙁😭😭 (I’ll accept a wank as an alternative though…?) 😜👍🏻 |
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"Public displays of affection
Does getting railed in public count? If so I’m all for it 😂
Oh that's fine, but if I see a kiss or hand holding during it, so help me God!
You…you won’t hold my hand Joe? 🙁😭😭 (I’ll accept a wank as an alternative though…?) 😜👍🏻"
😂😂 Sorry, I can't hold your hand while railing you. What would people think?! 😳 |
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"Public displays of affection
Does getting railed in public count? If so I’m all for it 😂
Oh that's fine, but if I see a kiss or hand holding during it, so help me God!
You…you won’t hold my hand Joe? 🙁😭😭 (I’ll accept a wank as an alternative though…?) 😜👍🏻
😂😂 Sorry, I can't hold your hand while railing you. What would people think?! 😳"
😂😂 A fair point 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"When people leave food in the work fridge for far too long and things start changing colour and/or grow furry mould! 🤢"
And use the communal microwave without lids then not wipe it down afterwards |
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Bad breath or body odour.
Grotty, slimy teeth or food/saliva on their lips or around their mouth.
White socks with smart shoes.
Men with thin, clammy or pale hands, even worse if they have long fingernails.
Men in skinny jeans.
Clothes with garish designer branding.
The majority of dick pics 🙃
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"The smell of vveed, nothing really against people that smoke it, but it stinks and lingers if someone gets in my car who smokes I can smell it in the car the next day"
Same. Surely someone could come up with a version that doesn't stink? For those who smoke. Or a tablet version. |
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"When people leave food in the work fridge for far too long and things start changing colour and/or grow furry mould! 🤢
And use the communal microwave without lids then not wipe it down afterwards"
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I know fish is really good for you
But when it's cooked in a microwave and the office is nearby 👃🏻 |
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"When people leave food in the work fridge for far too long and things start changing colour and/or grow furry mould! 🤢
And use the communal microwave without lids then not wipe it down afterwards
💯
I know fish is really good for you
But when it's cooked in a microwave and the office is nearby 👃🏻 "
There's someone in my office that not only microwaves fish, but it's those tinned sardines in tomato sauce and he rinses the tin out in the sink so you smell it when you turn the tap on to wash your dishes. |
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So I remember being in a club last November. And I look around there's blokes sat around doing fuck all, no chatting to anyone just either wanking sat down or following couples and ladies around like a fucking shadow. I just thought you fucking vultures. |
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