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Who else had a dry sex april?
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yep but I am experimenting with this ... tantric kundilini, experience... and it's going to be epic.. when it happens now just got to wait another 150 years for that full blue moon... y'all better stand back its going to be epic.  |
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"I can confirm we're entering the no sex era. Not a sniff. It's not even looking likely for May.
Regards
Fab's most undesirable female. "
No way, I'd throw you around a bedroom at the first opportunity 😈😜 |
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"No idea.
I don’t run a wall chart.
No one uses those anymore. I've got a spreadsheet. "
Hmm do I go blue with this reply or just note .. that the spreadsheet suggest your taking statistics for an alogarhymic bonk finder solution... this could be that billion dollar invention... I am in |
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"🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜 surely not! Not with those eyes! 
Aw thank you! Yep,nothing 🥹
Although I did have surgery in March so I'm using that as excuse until the drought ends."
Well may the gods of summer and Aphrodite herself bestow your rose garden with energising and revitalising summer showers |
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"🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜 surely not! Not with those eyes!
Aw thank you! Yep,nothing 🥹
Although I did have surgery in March so I'm using that as excuse until the drought ends."
My pleasure. Hope you are feeling ok and yes, I am sure the rains will arrive before too long! |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜 surely not! Not with those eyes!
Aw thank you! Yep,nothing 🥹
Although I did have surgery in March so I'm using that as excuse until the drought ends.
My pleasure. Hope you are feeling ok and yes, I am sure the rains will arrive before too long! "
I am, thank you ! X Pray for a flood 🤣 |
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"🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜🏜 surely not! Not with those eyes!
Aw thank you! Yep,nothing 🥹
Although I did have surgery in March so I'm using that as excuse until the drought ends.
My pleasure. Hope you are feeling ok and yes, I am sure the rains will arrive before too long!
I am, thank you ! X Pray for a flood 🤣"
I am sure youll need to build an Ark once you get back on your feet (literally and figuratively!) |
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"Yes, like the Sarhara unfortunately 🙄
it's not unfortunate Cyprus..
perhaps a little frustrating..
but never unfortunate 
I stand corrected 🤭 extremely frustrating is what I'd say 🤪
oh you ...  "
What can I say, poor BOB is exhausted and in need of a holiday 😂 |
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" Oh poor old BOB...
you will wear him out ... if you carry on like that.. its all that sun your get its ... doing things to you
😂😂 hey he's a young BOB "
even more eye opening if young BoB is ... shall we call it waivering.. a little |
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"I don't think Ms pink needs to go heavy on the preying bit...
pretty sure some handsome man that fits the bill will come find you.( obviously that's not me )
I am paying it as a compliment "
Awww you're so complimentary to all the forum hotties. Must be exhausting. |
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"After a wet couple of years, good start to the year, this month I've finally hit a dry patch.
There's a few clouds in the sky, but none has yet dumped their load... And neither have I 😂"
Someone will rain on your parade soon I'm sure |
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"I don't think Ms pink needs to go heavy on the preying bit...
pretty sure some handsome man that fits the bill will come find you.( obviously that's not me )
I am paying it as a compliment
Awww you're so complimentary to all the forum hotties. Must be exhausting. "
you been.having one of those days... I would give you cuddle if would be of help. |
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It was fairly wet, and managed to end the final day of April with my first couples meet in a long time, which was nice.
I'm going to be dialling Fab back now and focussing on something a bit more fulfilling (for me), but if I get to the end of May and I'm dry, I may change my mind! |
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April, March, February, January, December, November...
I was *averaging* 60 hours/week working a couple of hundred miles away from home (apart from the Christmas break). So it's not like I had the time or energy for anything else.
Work has thankfully calmed down a little now though, so I'm hoping it can be rectified! |
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By *lynJMan 4 days ago
Morden |
"What’s sex ?
I have a vague memory of it
My sex live can now legally declared dead
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That's what I thought about my sex life - lots of possibilities that evaporated and then, suddenly it all changed. 😳
Don't give up hope.👍 |
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