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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London

Simple question: are you worth it?

Worth people chatting you you, worth people meeting you? Why? What's in it for them?

I know we all are really (we're all winners here 🥱), so what have you got. USPs are go!

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By *hickthighs26Woman 4 days ago

your hotlist

Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons "

I'm not either, so we should team up. I'll pack that Kinder.

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By *hickthighs26Woman 4 days ago

your hotlist


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons

I'm not either, so we should team up. I'll pack that Kinder."

Dont have to ask me twice 😈

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By *rs.MinxWoman 4 days ago

somewhere nearby

lol likely not…a bit like an advert all the best bits and spoilers with the film being a let down…

And the burgers on the billboards never seem to look like what’s served up!

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Absolutely if you want the same as we want

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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago

Scotland

I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in.

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By *ifelover999Man 4 days ago

Eastbourne


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons "

Probably i feel.more definitley

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By *hickthighs26Woman 4 days ago

your hotlist


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons

Probably i feel.more definitley "

Oh no. My heart. Boo hoo 😬

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By *ifelover999Man 4 days ago

Eastbourne


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons

Probably i feel.more definitley

Oh no. My heart. Boo hoo 😬"

There there calm down 🤭

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By *elix SightedMan 4 days ago

Cloud 8


"Simple question: are you worth it?

Worth people chatting you you, worth people meeting you? Why? What's in it for them?

I know we all are really (we're all winners here 🥱), so what have you got. USPs are go!"

Nah. I’m good for the occasional chat but otherwise a big ole letdown.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"Simple question: are you worth it?

Worth people chatting you you, worth people meeting you? Why? What's in it for them?

I know we all are really (we're all winners here 🥱), so what have you got. USPs are go!

Nah. I’m good for the occasional chat but otherwise a big ole letdown."

My brother from another mother...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm Tina Titz and have jelly babies

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By *reamingdeadMan 4 days ago

wigan


"I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in. "

That’s quite the advert! I volunteer!

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By *hisIsMe58Man 4 days ago

Winchester

I can bake a cake and I'll let you wrestle me for it.

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield


"I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in. "

Get your coat

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield

I'm a delight. A ray of sunshine. A gift from the gods .

Ugly as sin. But I can make you laugh

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in. "

You'll have to help me, Effy. I learn best by doing.

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By *actile TensionMan 4 days ago

Sussex

Totally worth it if you're into discussing Jung over a candle lit pot noodle while listening to Shabba ranks

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"Totally worth it if you're into discussing Jung over a candle lit pot noodle while listening to Shabba ranks"

You'll be beating them off with a stick, Mr Lover Man.

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple 4 days ago

elvington

Nope

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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago

Scotland


"I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in.

You'll have to help me, Effy. I learn best by doing."

Take my hand, YOLO. I'll look after you.

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By *sWyldWoman 4 days ago

Edinburgh

Actually, yes I am. I'm lovely, especially to people I like.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 4 days ago

Always on the move

I think so. Chatting at least. Im friendly enough, like a good laugh, borderline chaotic, so always entertaining to watch me spiral 😂

Meeting? I guess that's depends on your preference...Im one of those chubby funny guys. A solid 5. 😂

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 4 days ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm amazing, of course I'm worth it (flipping my golden locks over my shoulder).

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield


"Totally worth it if you're into discussing Jung over a candle lit pot noodle while listening to Shabba ranks"

What flavour pot noodle

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By *oeBeansMan 4 days ago

Derby

I reckon I am. I mean, there are worse ways to spend an hour or two than chatting to me. I won't list them all...

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By *estructionDollyWoman 4 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Yes, I'm fucking great if you love interesting and engaging conversation, witty humour, a filthy mind and fantastic cleavage.

Of course, if you don't enjoy any of those things I'm a complete let down and should be avoided.

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield


"Yes, I'm fucking great if you love interesting and engaging conversation, witty humour, a filthy mind and fantastic cleavage.

Of course, if you don't enjoy any of those things I'm a complete let down and should be avoided. "

You had me at cleavage

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By *etwife8230Couple 4 days ago

Newport

Nope I'm a sacarstic little bitch who likes to go to bed before 10pm

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 4 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Am I worth it?

I don't think I am. Some people seem to think different. I have nothing unique about me really. Does anyone?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 4 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I dunno, you'll have to ask them 😂

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 4 days ago

Round the bend

Yep. Totally. We will laugh you into bed 💅🏼

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 days ago

London

Yes. Banter for days. Good with my hands. Really good at hugs. And other things I won't divulge.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 4 days ago

Leeds

Yes because I have tits.

That's all

Mrs

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"Am I worth it?

I don't think I am. Some people seem to think different. I have nothing unique about me really. Does anyone?"

That's kind of how I view things, but didn't want to bring the doom. I'm bang average or below in most departments; I'm not sure I'd bother with me 🤣

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 4 days ago

North Welsh Borders

I've got tits and snacks

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 4 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Am I worth it?

I don't think I am. Some people seem to think different. I have nothing unique about me really. Does anyone?

That's kind of how I view things, but didn't want to bring the doom. I'm bang average or below in most departments; I'm not sure I'd bother with me 🤣"

I always bring the doom YOLO

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By *tormQueenWoman 4 days ago

Manchester

Im a total catfish so I very much doubt it 🤣

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By *onin25Man 4 days ago

Durham


"Simple question: are you worth it?

Worth people chatting you you, worth people meeting you? Why? What's in it for them?

I know we all are really (we're all winners here 🥱), so what have you got. USPs are go!"

I might not have any USPs, but I've got lots of USBs of various sizes. My cars even got them in the back if you get what I'm saying. And if you do get what I'm saying can you tell me what I meant.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 4 days ago

Lancashire


"Im a total catfish so I very much doubt it 🤣"

Snap but that’s also a USP right? The element of surprise 😝

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By *umfun24Man 4 days ago

wilmslow


"I've got tits and snacks "

Are the snacks sweet or savoury?

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By *he MinionMan 4 days ago

Surrey

I have a tendency to play it all down really. So is it worth meeting me?

Yes.

Probably.

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By *ou only live once OP   Man 4 days ago

London


"Am I worth it?

I don't think I am. Some people seem to think different. I have nothing unique about me really. Does anyone?

That's kind of how I view things, but didn't want to bring the doom. I'm bang average or below in most departments; I'm not sure I'd bother with me 🤣

I always bring the doom YOLO"

That's why I like you...

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By *omeotherguyMan 4 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

There's always someone better looking, more charming, clever... so nahhhh.

I never considered myself upper on the scale of any of them. So I just get on with life and let other people decide if I am enough of those things, and try not to think about it too much! 😊 Life usually works out alreeet.

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By *a LunaWoman 4 days ago

Wales

If you want your cock wanked off by a partially bored, disinterested woman. Sure. I’m your gal!

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By *007ManMan 4 days ago

Worthing

Worth meeting. I am not a simp but like to think my chat is interesting.

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By *unkissedYorkieMan 4 days ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

I'd like to think I'm a good meet.

Know a lot of useless information that becomes useful.

Can keep up with pretty much any conversation going on.

Always have a good go with the flow vibe.

And I'd like to think people find me good looking too

Plus... I've never had a complaint in the bedroom

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By *averick029Man 4 days ago

Heathrow London


"Probably not.

But i would lick you up and down and feed you schoko bons "

Normal or white chocolate ones? 🤔

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By *ookie46Woman 4 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m an absolute delight so of course I’m worth it

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By *r.ZeusMan 4 days ago

Basgiath War College

No. I’m like an STD. Once you meet me, you’ll struggle to shake me off.

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By *iaisonseekerMan 4 days ago

Liverpool


"If you want your cock wanked off by a partially bored, disinterested woman. Sure. I’m your gal! "

As a conoisseur of desultory handjobs, I'd like to know more. Are you a listless stroker or do you tend more towards 5 second bursts of vigorous pumping followed by a look of withering scorn if the man fails to blow his beans?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 4 days ago

Reading

I'm a pretty good hang, I'd say.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 4 days ago

South Wales

Nar, move along people ✨️

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By *ex HolesMan 4 days ago

Up North


"I have more than one hole that I will let you insert your penis in. "

Fires up the Capri and heads up North

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By *actile TensionMan 4 days ago

Sussex


"Totally worth it if you're into discussing Jung over a candle lit pot noodle while listening to Shabba ranks

What flavour pot noodle "

Bombay badboy with a tablespoon of peanut butter

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By *ealitybitesMan 4 days ago

Belfast

I've always said Reality is better than fantasy so yes I'm worth it ....

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