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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend

No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣

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By *herrybakewellCouple 1 day ago

Staffordshire

1 leg squeeze its a yes.

2 leg squeezes....its a no.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"1 leg squeeze its a yes.

2 leg squeezes....its a no. "

Why didn't we think of something so simple!! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *onin25Man 1 day ago

Durham


"No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣"

What happened if it was bin day and you had actually forgotten to put the bins out. You're playing with fire.

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By *he MinionMan 1 day ago

Surrey

When i first started going to clubs with my then partner, I'd ask my partner if she'd like a drink. It would give her the chance to end the conversation and we could escape to the bar or wherever. If she liked them, she would reply she was ok at the moment.

So kind of a code, at the time, it worked for us.

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor

FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣

What happened if it was bin day and you had actually forgotten to put the bins out. You're playing with fire. "

It gives it the edge 😈🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home." "

🤣🤣🤣

Id go with the leg squeeze option!! Just make sure you squeeze the right persons leg 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"When i first started going to clubs with my then partner, I'd ask my partner if she'd like a drink. It would give her the chance to end the conversation and we could escape to the bar or wherever. If she liked them, she would reply she was ok at the moment.

So kind of a code, at the time, it worked for us.

"

See, that fits perfectly. Who the fuck thinks about putting the bins out on a social 😂😂😂

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

🤣🤣🤣

Id go with the leg squeeze option!! Just make sure you squeeze the right persons leg 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂😂🫦🫦🫦 and speak in fluent Chinese, obvs.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 1 day ago

Brum

Nah.

We just know…

It’s a 32 year relationship thing.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

🤣🤣🤣

Id go with the leg squeeze option!! Just make sure you squeeze the right persons leg 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🫦🫦🫦 and speak in fluent Chinese, obvs."

Obvs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ampireLoveMan 1 day ago

Essex


"No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣"

Are you telling me for all the meets I’ve had that people had forgotten to put the bins and and rushed him to go do it, they were lying and I shouldn’t have waited hours for them to come back!?!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣

Are you telling me for all the meets I’ve had that people had forgotten to put the bins and and rushed him to go do it, they were lying and I shouldn’t have waited hours for them to come back!?!"

Idiot ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 1 day ago

Leeds

I look at the Mrs, she looks at me and gives it a little head shake, I look at the person we’re meeting and say “ right you’re boring/minging as fuck, we’re off, see you later”

The mr

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple 1 day ago

Round the bend


"I look at the Mrs, she looks at me and gives it a little head shake, I look at the person we’re meeting and say “ right you’re boring/minging as fuck, we’re off, see you later”

The mr "

Don't hold back. Tell them what you really feel 😂

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By *icecouple561Couple 1 day ago
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East Sussex

No we didn't and don't. I might give Mr a nudge under the table sometimes if I was finding the interaction excruciating but normally we knew without any need for signals

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By *kphooey43Man 1 day ago

Barnet


"No, we're not asking what colour pants you're wearing.

Just wondering if anyone else has a secret code word for leaving a bad social/meet?

When we first started, we agreed to use one. One of us would ask the other randomly if we'd put the bins out? Which is code for 'do you like them?'..if whichever one of answered no, it meant let's make our excuses and get the fook out of there!!

Occasionally, we would switch it up and ask the other one if they'd fed the cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So do you have a code word/sentence?

Need to change ours now. Obviously 🙄🤣"

I love Bin Day, I would offer to go and put your bins out if you'd said you'd forgotten. Even Armstrong and Miller have a sketch with an orgy, where part way through he remembers bin day, dons a delicate dressing gown and chases down the road after the bin lorry.

Missing bin day is traumatic - so no way would I be upset if you suddenly left because of that excuse!

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By *utterfly64Woman 1 day ago

Raynes Park

Yes. My partner and I have a phrase. Not going to put it here 😆

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By *entleman JayMan 1 day ago

Leeds

My FWB and I have something similar. I take delight in taking my time in responding, if she gives me a yes before I do.

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By *iddle and SquatCouple 1 day ago

Bristol


"Yes. My partner and I have a phrase. Not going to put it here 😆"

Is “not going to put it here” the actual phrase orrrr???? 😂😂

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By *lrightthenMan 1 day ago

Bradford

Right, m'off. Bye

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By *eyond PurityCouple 1 day ago

East Lincs

We talk about it on the way but then I know anyway within a few mins anyway.

We tend to speak to people a bit before we meet for a social anyway.

Well we do now, ever since we met a guy once quite fast, due to us having nothing on that day. We picked an ice cream place and we could see the car park and a guy got out of his car and I knew from the coat he was wearing it was going to be a no 😬

Ice cream was good though 😛

K

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home." "

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London

I'm single so I just talk to myself. My code word for leaving is "Kiwi" as in Kiwi get the f out of here or what?

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By *cotslass2Woman 1 day ago

Edinburgh

My ex FB and I used to use the 🤞 sign as a 'nope, we're leaving'

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?"

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏 "

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley"

One of them...

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

One of them... "

Bella?

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

One of them...

Bella?"

Beetlejuice 🙃

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By *utterfly64Woman 1 day ago

Raynes Park


"Yes. My partner and I have a phrase. Not going to put it here 😆

Is “not going to put it here” the actual phrase orrrr???? 😂😂"

Ha ha. I could of phrased that differently 🤣🤣

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

One of them...

Bella?

Beetlejuice 🙃"

If I say it thrice will you appear next to me or do I appear next to you?

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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago

near Windsor


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

One of them...

Bella?

Beetlejuice 🙃

If I say it thrice will you appear next to me or do I appear next to you?"

Give it a shot and see what happens!!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 1 day ago

London


"FWB and I are toying with the idea of joining a couple/a guy. We realised I would probably forget the word and blurt out "I want to go home."

Are you Bubba from Forrest Gump?

What do you think the B stands for as my name....? 😏

Belle?

Bobbie

Bella

Barbara

Belinda

Beatrix

Beatrice

Boobs

Booba

Bruna

Beethoven

Bach

Beetlejuice

Beverley

One of them...

Bella?

Beetlejuice 🙃

If I say it thrice will you appear next to me or do I appear next to you?

Give it a shot and see what happens!! "

I'm still here. Hang on, someone's knocking on the door. Someone's ringing the bell... 😜

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 1 day ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I have a conversation with myself in my head, usually whilst drinking rum. Then I think fuck it I'm here anyway.

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By *outherngent74Man 1 day ago

Hampshire

My FWB came up with this very simple code.

A bit of footsie under the table means, YES.

And a sharp footsie to the testicles , Nooo!!

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By *oeBeansMan 1 day ago

Derby

"This is fucking awful and I'm leaving before I tear my eyeballs out and shove them in my ears so I don't have to see or listen to you again" ...or something along those lines

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