To actually guess what happened to you today, seriously, don’t tell me, don’t give be me a clue, just sit there while we burn daylight guessing out of billions of combinations to how your day was, and could have gone let me guess exactly what surprising thing happened

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By *uaveNightsMan 4 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Cheese.

We want cheese. And maybe a good wine or port to go with it.

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By *Effy- OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland

This thread is proof that men can't read. Tut tut.

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By *entlemanrogueMan 4 weeks ago

Motherwell

Full balls,

empty belly,

complaints,

lack of resources,

Disharmony

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By *WB85Man 4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

To give a lady oral pleasure and nothing in return.

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By *ergus1622Man 4 weeks ago

Dundee

For messages not tobe replied to, my face not been sat on, working and boring people hehe

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By *morousCouple8Couple 4 weeks ago

Cumbria

To be left alone

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By *obilebottomMan 4 weeks ago

All over

"Really it's fine. Size doesn't matter"

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By *abulincsCouple 4 weeks ago

near a bridge

To meet

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By *actile TensionMan 4 weeks ago

Sussex

Cute penis

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

To be left in peace

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By *eacock1221Couple 4 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

They love to be told that "I have a headache" ...

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby

"This thread is proof that men can't read. Tut tut. "

If I knew what this said, I'd be furious!

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By *iaisonseekerMan 4 weeks ago

Liverpool

A packet of Minstrels and a freshly bleached arsehole.

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By *Effy- OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland

"This thread is proof that men can't read. Tut tut.

If I knew what this said, I'd be furious!"

🫵🚪👈

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby

"This thread is proof that men can't read. Tut tut.

If I knew what this said, I'd be furious!

🫵🚪👈"

🫵👉👌😏

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By *phuxMan 4 weeks ago

Cofton

a chatty woman, i am a good listener

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By *ickedwillyCouple 4 weeks ago

Bangor

A cuddle

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By *linyMan 4 weeks ago

Manchester/London

We love it when a woman puts her freezing feet between our thighs or on our back to warm them up

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By *Effy- OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland

"We love it when a woman puts her freezing feet between our thighs or on our back to warm them up"

That's the law I'm afraid.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester

When we keep asking for their food

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan 4 weeks ago

NorthWest

Cold feet pressed on us in bed

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By *91kMan 4 weeks ago

Maidstone

"A woman who gently whispers in his ear.. Is it in yet? 🩷"

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 4 weeks ago

Chester

Cushions!

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By *b40Man 4 weeks ago

lisburn

To come home from work on a Friday and get stuck into full list of DIY jobs over next few days in house

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By *ampireWolvesMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

To be interrupted and listen to every word being said and giving their undivided attention when the tv is on.

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By *alty by natureMan 4 weeks ago

Barnet

Talk about your feelings

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By *agic.MMan 4 weeks ago

Kent/London

An itchy scrotum after sex

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

To hear “I told you so” every day

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

Psycho exes who they share joint custody with.

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By *ax-switchMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

To make love selflessly?

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By *ampireWolvesMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

"To hear “I told you so” every day "

And to guess what could possibly be wrong without being told and without any hints

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

To have an argument over absolutely nothing for no reason other than boredom.

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By *elix SightedMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

We want the pleasure of having to guess what’s wrong.

Every.

Single.

Time.

And then we want to be left alone so we can work out what we actually want in life. Mmmkay?

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By *uicyboobiesWoman 4 weeks ago

Newtownbutler

To menstruate instead of their women

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

To give birth. Because we're harder than the women.

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By *ampireWolvesMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

To be always be told that giving birth is more painful a kick in the balls

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By *ydaz70Man 4 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

A loving wife/woman

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By *ot a studMan 4 weeks ago

Sheffield

To jiggle their own titties all day long

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

To have our spots popped at random with no warning.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Just read a message…..Oh wait…..

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By *he National ThrustMan 4 weeks ago

Horsham area, West Sussex

All us guys definitely want a 12 hour K Pop playlist, some really ridiculous new work project thrown at us on a Friday afternoon, dry Rice Cakes with a spirulina and swede smoothie for dinner, maybe followed by a back-to-back Mrs Brown's Boys binge watching session as a little treat.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"To hear “I told you so” every day

And to guess what could possibly be wrong without being told and without any hints "

Don't make me repeat myself

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By *hortishblondeWoman 4 weeks ago

Essex

They want it all

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By *kphooey43Man 4 weeks ago

Barnet

"They want it all "

And they want it now.

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By *hortishblondeWoman 4 weeks ago

Essex

"They want it all

And they want it now."

But they aint getting it

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"They want it all

And they want it now.

But they aint getting it"

You Can't Always Get What You Want

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By *evilinDavina1Man 4 weeks ago

Bristol

"They want it all

And they want it now.

But they aint getting it

You Can't Always Get What You Want"

"So for once in my life, let me get what I want, lord knows it would be the first time" 🎶🎵

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By *otopaxiMan 4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Wrong answers only. "

Cake….

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By *_44Man 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Lawnmower.

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By *illie99TV/TS 4 weeks ago

Central Scotland

Nothing more than a chat

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By *ddie1966Man 4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Coronation Street on 5 nights a week and the omnibus on Saturdays and Sundays.

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By *a LunaWoman 4 weeks ago

Wales

Sex ban. To give their dick a rest!

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By *verageHoesCouple 4 weeks ago

Bessacarr

To be asked their opinion on which shade of paint works best. Then ignored

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By *r TenderMan 4 weeks ago

Wirral

Someone who feels the same as I feel about them and a woman who has the same sex drive or even more sex drive then me but most of just beautiful person inside not much really supposed

Sex

Love

Soppy I know hahaha

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By *reaky builderMan 4 weeks ago

East London/Glasgow

Someone to ask questions like 'if I was a chinchilla, would you still be with me' or someone that refuses to talk to me because I cheated on her in HER dream

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By *carlettsWoman 4 weeks ago

Harpenden

A woman who speaks her mind and does what she wants

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By *aughty Rick200Man 4 weeks ago

NORTHAMPTON

A night watching Rom Coms and lots of flowers. lol

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By *evin90Man 4 weeks ago

London

Fun and relaxed lady. Easy to get on with.

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By *apua New GuineaMan 4 weeks ago

nearby

A sky remote the exact size of their penis.

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By *he pleasure giverMan 4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Just a woman to talk to

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"Someone to ask questions like 'if I was a chinchilla, would you still be with me' or someone that refuses to talk to me because I cheated on her in HER dream "

Chinchilla, Hahahahahah 🤣🤣😂

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By *lpine12Couple 4 weeks ago

BARMOUTH

To meet and chat with my wife

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By *r SensualMan 4 weeks ago

London

To have games played on them, receive mixed signals and not know where they stand

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 4 weeks ago

Leeds

Being hugged while they cry about their problems.

The mr

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By *arrysmiffffMan 4 weeks ago

Colchester

A local bi couple.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

To be abused and told it's their fault. They just need to work harder on the relationship. If they truly love you, they would.

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By *lder budweiserMan 4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Just to cuddle

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By *oiluvfunMan 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

A stranger’s hand, on my favourite dress…

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By *ax-switchMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

Ideally to be ignored. Treated like they are sexually invisible. Completely unattractive and like having sex with them is a chore or some kind of commodity

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By *host63Man 4 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

To actually turn up and drop the princess act

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By *usie pTV/TS 4 weeks ago

taunton

Nothing complicated that requires brain power we are very simple creatures.

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By *entlemanrogueMan 4 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Nothing complicated that requires brain power we are very simple creatures.

To simple to actually read the first post.

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By *ax-switchMan 4 weeks ago

Essex

"Nothing complicated that requires brain power we are very simple creatures.

To simple to actually read the first post."

Thought the same 🫢🤦

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By *ilentrunningMan 4 weeks ago

Cardiff/Reading/Liverpool &more

Those hundreds of women to stop messaging me

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By *rLucky777Man 4 weeks ago

Leeds

To be constantly reminded to do the jobs that you said you would do.

Thank you for the daily/ weekly/ monthly/ yearly reminders.

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 weeks ago

East London

Some socks with a hole in the toe.

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 4 weeks ago

Reading

A wife

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By *adyLover56Man 4 weeks ago

Wisbech

A lady to sit on my face and grind away

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

"A lady to sit on my face and grind away"

Is this your Wrong answer ?

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By *gent CoulsonMan 4 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A smaller penis

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By *evilinDavina1Man 4 weeks ago

Bristol

To be told what we want

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By *tsazzMan 4 weeks ago

Manchester

Jared Goff to win MVP

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

To be recorded doing something wrong and posted on social media as part of a humiliation ritual, and also for likes and comments. Then a second video, where I state I'm ok and we are in a loving relationship, it was all a joke, I'm really happy, trust me. *Blinks twice*

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By *Effy- OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland

"To be recorded doing something wrong and posted on social media as part of a humiliation ritual, and also for likes and comments. Then a second video, where I state I'm ok and we are in a loving relationship, it was all a joke, I'm really happy, trust me. *Blinks twice*"

Umm.... do i need to call someone?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London

Umm.... do i need to call someone? "

I've seen a lot of these recently. Figured I'd share.

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By *k62023Man 4 weeks ago

Hertford

A monogamous relationship

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By *tandbyme555Man 4 weeks ago