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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden

Off to the dentist today. Had a toothache for ages. At least I get her beautiful Indian tits in my face.

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By *oastal1968Man 4 weeks ago

London/Stafford

As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Good luck.

What I don't get is that the dentist puts a tiny tool in my mouth and it feels the size of a brick, but I get a huge cock and it goes in with no trouble at all

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine. "

She doesn’t. She is a 5’3’ woman that is really sexy.

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"Good luck.

What I don't get is that the dentist puts a tiny tool in my mouth and it feels the size of a brick, but I get a huge cock and it goes in with no trouble at all "

Yes absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

I'm sure she can't wait either.

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By *hinstrapMan 4 weeks ago

sheffield

Never been a fan of the dentist. Gives me cold sweats

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 4 weeks ago
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Central

Did you know that the earliest evidence of a dentist, was a Neanderthal about 60,000 years ago. They had drilled into his tooth by hand, making a clean round hole! Not bad for thousands of years ago and our ancestors

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"I'm sure she can't wait either.

"

She is getting paid. I’ll take what I can.

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By *Effy-Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland

Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

Frogs

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By *Effy-Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

Frogs "

I'm not convinced.

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By *allipygousMan 4 weeks ago

Leicester


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

Is there anything that doesn't turn SOME men on?

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

Frogs

I'm not convinced."

You’re probably right. Somebody will be thinking WOW

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By *rightonsteveMan 4 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

The appointment is at….2.30

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By *tormQueenWoman 4 weeks ago

All over the place


"Off to the dentist today. Had a toothache for ages. At least I get her beautiful Indian tits in my face."

Wow...a competent professional dentist was my main concern

How wrong i am 🙄🙈

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

We've tried 🤷‍♂️

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"Off to the dentist today. Had a toothache for ages. At least I get her beautiful Indian tits in my face.

Wow...a competent professional dentist was my main concern

How wrong i am 🙄🙈"

Yes but

TITS

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"The appointment is at….2.30"

Was going to say the same thing 🤣

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By *Effy-Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

We've tried 🤷‍♂️"

No hard enough, Joe!

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By *eliWoman 4 weeks ago

.

Truly the Shakespeare we deserve, OP. 🥲

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By *onin25Man 4 weeks ago

Durham

When I go to the dentist I'm not thinking about their boobs. Mine is a bloke though.

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By *evilinDavina1Man 4 weeks ago

Bristol


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine.

She doesn’t. She is a 5’3’ woman that is really sexy. "

How do you know she's exactly 5'3

Did she tell you or did you measure her?

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By *evilinDavina1Man 4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Did you know that the earliest evidence of a dentist, was a Neanderthal about 60,000 years ago. They had drilled into his tooth by hand, making a clean round hole! Not bad for thousands of years ago and our ancestors "

I read that earlier, smart bastards really

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine.

She doesn’t. She is a 5’3’ woman that is really sexy.

How do you know she's exactly 5'3

Did she tell you or did you measure her? "

Ooh look mr pedantic is awake. I can tell because I’m not stupid and can size height up.

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By *ino200Man 4 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "
yes

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

Allegedly, in situations like this the hypodermic needle for the anesthesia wouldn't be the only prick in the treatment room.

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By *rystalsswingCouple 4 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine.

She doesn’t. She is a 5’3’ woman that is really sexy.

How do you know she's exactly 5'3

Did she tell you or did you measure her?

Ooh look mr pedantic is awake. I can tell because I’m not stupid and can size height up.

"

Stupid enough to create a topic like this though! I hope you received a right good old root canal 😂

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By *iver78Man 4 weeks ago

barton upon humber

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with comment like this ?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

Frogs "

Don’t all name search frogsmasher69 at once

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple 4 weeks ago

North Somerset


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

Marmite.

Margot Robbie could smear it all over herself and invite me to lick it off and I'd have to pass. 🤷‍♂️😭😭

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

Marmite.

Margot Robbie could smear it all over herself and invite me to lick it off and I'd have to pass. 🤷‍♂️😭😭"

Don’t all name search marmitesmasher69 at once

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By *live70Man 4 weeks ago

East Midlands

I've been looking for a sexy dentist for years and found one a couple of years ago. Firm tits and nice arse in tight uniform....

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By *nmyknees69 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Rushden


"I've been looking for a sexy dentist for years and found one a couple of years ago. Firm tits and nice arse in tight uniform.... "

Finally. I’m not the only one

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've been looking for a sexy dentist for years and found one a couple of years ago. Firm tits and nice arse in tight uniform.... "

What was his name?

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By *erkshire8299Man 4 weeks ago

slough

I am due a visit to the dentist.

I also have a yummy Indian female dentist .

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By *live70Man 4 weeks ago

East Midlands


"I've been looking for a sexy dentist for years and found one a couple of years ago. Firm tits and nice arse in tight uniform....

What was his name?"

Hahaha, No its a she...

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By *evilinDavina1Man 4 weeks ago

Bristol


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine.

She doesn’t. She is a 5’3’ woman that is really sexy.

How do you know she's exactly 5'3

Did she tell you or did you measure her?

Ooh look mr pedantic is awake. I can tell because I’m not stupid and can size height up.

"

Of course 👍 silly of me really 🤦

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 4 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

The things that gets you through when someone is rummaging about in your gob

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By *naswingdressWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Grim.

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By *hole Nuts n ChillCouple 4 weeks ago

B’stoke

Got married to one 😅

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

We've tried 🤷‍♂️

No hard enough, Joe! "

First time I've heard that, I swear! 👀

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By *onin25Man 4 weeks ago

Durham

A serious point, if you don't like the dentist thinking about boobs can help distract you somewhat. Works in other uncomfortable situations too.

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By *avinci4Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on? "

;) just added you to my hot list

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By *elix SightedMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"A serious point, if you don't like the dentist thinking about boobs can help distract you somewhat. Works in other uncomfortable situations too. "

Unless you distract her with your trouser tent and get a drill through the face 😳

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By *ercury oneMan 4 weeks ago

Chippenham


"As long as he doesn't have a beard you'll be just fine. "
hahaha

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"A serious point, if you don't like the dentist thinking about boobs can help distract you somewhat. Works in other uncomfortable situations too.

Unless you distract her with your trouser tent and get a drill through the face 😳"

Is that a euphemism?

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By *Effy-Woman 4 weeks ago

Scotland


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

;) just added you to my hot list "

Ffs

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 4 weeks ago

London


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

;) just added you to my hot list

Ffs "

His name is Davinci. Maybe he'll use you as inspiration to create a piece of art? Or just spaff up a wall.

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By *enny100Man 4 weeks ago

City

When I’m at the dentist tits are the last thing on my mind .. the drill makes sure of that 🫣

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By *lue NarwhalMan 4 weeks ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..


"Is there anything that doesn't turn men on?

Frogs

I'm not convinced.

You’re probably right. Somebody will be thinking WOW"

Actually, I'm quite partial to a French lady..

Its the accent and the easy way they do style..

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By *lue NarwhalMan 4 weeks ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Whe it comes to the dentist, I just lay back, shut my eyes and relax..

Forget about what the dentist is doing and think about all the outstanding jobs I have at home..

That is far more painful than anything a dentist can do.. 😄

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