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By *oxy-Red OP Woman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Have you seen a status update lately that either made you laugh or cringe?

A couple of days ago I saw this status,I'm like a greyhound all cock and ribs,seriously I've never laughed that much in ages

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By *tlanshiaWoman 3 weeks ago

Chatham

There is a guy near me who constantly runs out of messages and is always posting his phone number to his status with random username lol

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By *oxy-Red OP Woman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"There is a guy near me who constantly runs out of messages and is always posting his phone number to his status with random username lol "

Omg lol

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Theres someone near me with a "leaky cock" (dont really know what is leaking, wouldnt wanna know)

And needs a cleaner upperer apparently

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've seen one from Scotland saying that they're heading to Covent Garden this weekend.

How remiss of her not to suggest a coffee or a luncheon!!

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By *igblue70Man 3 weeks ago

Bootle

There is a local woman to me and I find her status listed very funny, sadly she’s leaving site due to abuse it seems and it’s a shame, I love reading the status updates

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By *oxy-Red OP Woman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"There is a local woman to me and I find her status listed very funny, sadly she’s leaving site due to abuse it seems and it’s a shame, I love reading the status updates "

That is really awful to hear

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By *oxy-Red OP Woman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"I've seen one from Scotland saying that they're heading to Covent Garden this weekend.

How remiss of her not to suggest a coffee or a luncheon!!

That is not on ,have a little word with her,I'm sure you will get your invite

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By *oxy-Red OP Woman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Theres someone near me with a "leaky cock" (dont really know what is leaking, wouldnt wanna know)

And needs a cleaner upperer apparently

Eeew lol

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By *mf123Man 3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

They seem tame today

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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s a guy near me now looking for a model for his sports bike

The rest seem pretty tame

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By *otsossieMan 3 weeks ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Desperately quiet near me just now.

There’s usually some amusing ones.

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By *onin25Man 3 weeks ago

Durham

Someone who lists their sex as female has ran out of messages so they've put a phone number up for people to contact

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By *hinstrapMan 3 weeks ago

sheffield

Mines quite tame tbh.

Apparently from

Anyone serious and want to meet. Or am I just ugly.

And no it wasn't my status.

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

There’s a bloke near me - his pleas for a meet get more and more desperate the closer it gets to Saturday. He posts daily.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

There's a single guys profile who only has pictures of a woman. He's claiming it's his slut wife and is advertising for hung guys to fuck her. He updates this status every 2 hours.

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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Reading this whilst eating my tea was a huge mistake.

Lately I seem to come online, block most of the local updates and then head to the forum.

Don't get me started on the people who insist on showing the bum holes.

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By *hinstrapMan 3 weeks ago

sheffield

"Reading this whilst eating my tea was a huge mistake.

Lately I seem to come online, block most of the local updates and then head to the forum.

Don't get me started on the people who insist on showing the bum holes. "