Our office shuts at 3pm on Fridays and one of the admin team takes a call from a customer with a problem… “I will get someone to call you back right away” at 14:53!
The ironic thing is, when I finished that bullshit call at 15:15 it was her that had to wait for me to come out the office so she could lock the front door.
Cheers you screwed us both over |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 3 weeks ago
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid
That’s a Fuck! From me too "
Apparently there were rats in the loft, the workmen who sorted it ended up spilling fibra glass all over and it's ruined some carpets.
So she says anyways. |
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"The ex wife asking to borrow 500 quid
That’s a Fuck! From me too
Apparently there were rats in the loft, the workmen who sorted it ended up spilling fibra glass all over and it's ruined some carpets.
So she says anyways."
I’m upgrading to a full fledged FUCK! |
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when you go to a restaurant see the menu, it looks good, smells good, but the price is like hmmm, fuck it why not. only live one. enjoy that food and good drink.
the heat, i dont tan well but then i like it sunny. |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"When my walrus of a dog nutted me with her big block head
Nutted... That's a phrase that carries new meanings these days 😂"
Yeah she cant do that type of nutting.... i dont think 😅🤭 |
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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit 
What did you get done Meli?"
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings? |
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings? "
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring |
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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring "
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D |
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D"
Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state |
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D
Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state "
I concur
I have a tragus orbital, even my piercer sweated at that one and panicked as I turned a bit white (he'd done many piercings on me by then and knew it was unusual) he swore never again 
I also have a weird helix/conch orbital. Was a doddle to have done (by the same guy) but as I recently discovered when I bashed it and knocked the ball out of the bcr, it made me say fuck when a piercer who didn't know their stuff tried to fix it |
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Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where  sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ ) |
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"That crunching twisty sound of a new piercing being pushed in. Absolutely fine with the actual piercing part, the latter part is always a bit
What did you get done Meli?
Hidden helix, going for an upper flat next; really want to have a fully curated ear. Do you have many piercings?
That’s left from my youth that I still wear and wouldn’t take out, yes. Helix orbital, daith, rook, tragus, forward helix, septum and nose ring
Oh that's really cool! I love the look of orbital piercings. Adding forward helix to the list, thanks. :D
Haha you’re welcome! An orbital is a real pain to get done I will state
I concur
I have a tragus orbital, even my piercer sweated at that one and panicked as I turned a bit white (he'd done many piercings on me by then and knew it was unusual) he swore never again
I also have a weird helix/conch orbital. Was a doddle to have done (by the same guy) but as I recently discovered when I bashed it and knocked the ball out of the bcr, it made me say fuck when a piercer who didn't know their stuff tried to fix it"
Yes, mine was really quite tough to endure, surprisingly painful and awkwardly fiddly |
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )"
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs? |
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs? "
*Checks* nope, nothing yet  |
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet "
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x |
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By *asoMan 3 weeks ago
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"Today is going swimmingly for me I haven’t had to say it! "
correction actually someone in another chat has just told me she was wearing black lace knickers to each I said in my head fuck that’s hot! 🔥
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x"
Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse  didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time |
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x
Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time "
I have no problem with checking for you... Your wellbeing is very important |
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting"
I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting
I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x"
Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅 |
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting
I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x
Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅"
My bedroom was a little too warm for my nap this afternoon! And I had to physically move the chair in the garden to follow the sun while I drank iced coffee.
It’s been tough…. |
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"The sun facing my bedroom window as I work at 3pm which makes it absolutely roasting
I'd have more sympathy if I hadn't spent the day swinging a sledge at a wall and barrowing away tonnes of rock and earth into a skip for most of my day x
Alright, alright you win, ok? 😅
My bedroom was a little too warm for my nap this afternoon! And I had to physically move the chair in the garden to follow the sun while I drank iced coffee.
It’s been tough…."
🤏🎻 |
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"Back to the original topic... I recall saying fuck earlier when I hit some part of my body against something, but I'm damned if I can tell you what I hit where sure I'll find a bruise somewhere in the next day or two (and wonder what it was from 🤦♀️ )
Can we rule out the body parts you didn't hit? Try and narrow it down...
Was it your boobs?
*Checks* nope, nothing yet
Great this is progress...
How about your bum? Is your bum okay? x
Not checked yet... Though I am now reminded of the time I got naked with someone and they were the one to spot a massive purple bruise on my arse didn't know how I'd gained that one either
Fortunately/unfortunately I'm not likely to have anyone checking any time soon for me this time
I have no problem with checking for you... Your wellbeing is very important "
Awww shucks |
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"My firstborn telling me that he and his mates are moving into their uni house 5 weeks earlier than planned. I'm happy for him, but my heart did this 💔 in secret 😭"
So bitter sweet, but you'd have it no other way 🥲 |
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"My firstborn telling me that he and his mates are moving into their uni house 5 weeks earlier than planned. I'm happy for him, but my heart did this 💔 in secret 😭
So bitter sweet, but you'd have it no other way 🥲"
Oh, absolutely. Especially as he's had a rougher time getting to this stage than most. I'm very proud of him. |
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