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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago
near Windsor |
My managers spend so much time monitoring our performance I assume they have fuck all work to actually do, and therefore we probably don't need 10 seniors, 4 team leads, 3 managers, 2 department heads, 1 directorate head, 1 interim head, 2 head of service, and a CEO. |
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Audi drivers are solely responsible for the amount of times in a day that I shout
“OH DONT BOTHER TO USE A TURN SIGNAL, IM FUCKING PSYCHIC”
My boss is cool, I like him, but some of the people I work with would stop breathing if I didn’t remind them to.
The two women who I fancy most on the forum are outside of what I’m looking for (age and height) so I’m trying not to flirt but bloody hell its hard.
Oh and sometimes I like to be the little spoon.
I feel better for that. |
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There is so much I want to say about my boss. However if it was ever linked back to me on here I’d definitely lose my job. So I’ll just say wash your own fucking mug and would it kill you to change the toilet roll when you use the last fucking sheet?! |
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Car servicing is a scam
I hate my job
People who self diagnose as ADHD are just desperate for attention
I have been so lonely for so long and it crushes me inside
I get annoyed in the gym when some scrawny 18 year old lifts heavier than me as he has no risk of injury at that age
Coffee is just awful. Make tea the no.1 choice again
I wanted a wife and two kids by age 30… 9 years late and have none of it.
I once lost £1500 in two days gambling. Put me off though |
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There's someone on here who I quite fancy and although they seem very nice back, I genuinely can't gather whether they fancy me back or not. If I telepathically tell you, can you please let me know?! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.
Aarggghhh
Oh I hate this! "
You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈 |
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"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.
Aarggghhh
Oh I hate this!
You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈"
Ah man did that years ago on holiday, literally hand a hand shape on my shoulder, fingers and all
Maybe try to put suncream around it and even out the burn/tan! |
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"Split up the wife a few months back, finally got a new place, 1st day here by myself today, so been feeling a little lost. Just thought I'd get that off my chest 👍"
Whenever I’ve moved (which has been a lot) I’ve always got out and about first day, find a cafe or a pub. Unpacking can wait. |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me
What’s an etc? Extra trans cougar?
Bloody phone
I think that’s HTC. The phone. "
My phone keeps having this times where it glitches and is doing my head in |
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"Split up the wife a few months back, finally got a new place, 1st day here by myself today, so been feeling a little lost. Just thought I'd get that off my chest 👍
Whenever I’ve moved (which has been a lot) I’ve always got out and about first day, find a cafe or a pub. Unpacking can wait. "
I did go out for breakfast this morning to be fair, which was nice. 👍 |
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"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.
Aarggghhh
Oh I hate this!
You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈"
You're not meant to apply it there.
Oh.
You weren't referring to those finger shaped voids.....😳😳🤦🤦 |
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"There's someone on here who I quite fancy and although they seem very nice back, I genuinely can't gather whether they fancy me back or not. If I telepathically tell you, can you please let me know?!"
I'm not that way inclined Joe. You're a lovely fella etc etc but...
I'm sorry.
Now stop with the telepathy, those scenerios are going to require many years of therapy 😉
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By *viatrixWoman 2 weeks ago
Back in Surrey, Dahlings! |
They say Gen Z have no chance in this economy, job market blablabla
And all the boujeee brunch spots this morning were clogged by queues and queues of Gen-Zers waiting to get their £10 matchas.
I only wanted an egg sandwich. I was hungry  🍳 |
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Also the dog is an arse and stole a whole block of butter and then threw up and he and the dog bed now need washing 🤬
