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The bar is now open for round 2
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🍻 Welcome to The Naughty Anchor 🍻
Pull up a stool, grab a drink, rack the pool balls up and make yourself at home 😏🎱
We’ve got: ❄️ Fully air-conditioned pole dance lounge
🍹 Cocktails strong enough to create bad decisions
🎶 Music, banter and questionable flirting
😂 Terrible chat-up lines encouraged
👀 And yes… the ladies bending over at the pool table is purely coincidental of course
Tonight’s specials:
🥃 ‘The One More Drink’
🍸 ‘Regret Tomorrow’
🍺 ‘Text Your Ex IPA’
New faces always welcome — first round’s on the house if you can make the bartender laugh |
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"Please can I have a cocktail OP. One that will make me make a very wrong but very right decision? "
Of course 😏🍸
One ‘Bad Decisions’ cocktail coming up…
Double vodka, dark rum, a splash of temptation and just enough confidence to text someone you absolutely shouldn’t 😂🍹
Warning: Side effects may include flirting outrageously at the bar, poor choices at the pool table and waking up wondering who gave you their room key 😏🍻 |
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"Dissarano n n ice 🧊 plz x"
Coming right up 😏🥃🧊
One Disaronno on ice for the dangerously smooth customer at the end of the bar…
Careful though, after two of those people start looking more attractive and pool suddenly becomes a contact sport 😂🍻 |
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"Please can I have a cocktail OP. One that will make me make a very wrong but very right decision?
Of course 😏🍸
One ‘Bad Decisions’ cocktail coming up…
Double vodka, dark rum, a splash of temptation and just enough confidence to text someone you absolutely shouldn’t 😂🍹
Warning: Side effects may include flirting outrageously at the bar, poor choices at the pool table and waking up wondering who gave you their room key 😏🍻"
I don’t want to wake up wandering anything, I want to remember it all, them all 😈 |
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"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅"
India Pale Ale 🍺
It’s a type of beer known for being:
more hoppy
stronger tasting
often slightly bitter
and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager
Not a problem my good sir |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table..."
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻 |
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By *tamanMan 2 weeks ago
around the corner |
"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅
India Pale Ale 🍺
It’s a type of beer known for being:
more hoppy
stronger tasting
often slightly bitter
and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager
Not a problem my good sir"
Thanks a lot my friend! 🙂 |
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"Can I have a IPA? 😅😅
India Pale Ale 🍺
It’s a type of beer known for being:
more hoppy
stronger tasting
often slightly bitter
and usually a bit higher in alcohol than standard lager
Not a problem my good sir
Not a problem good sir
Thanks a lot my friend! 🙂"
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻"
Now that sounds even better  |
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭"
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅 |
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"G&T please barman. I’ll be in the corner googling chat up lines that I’ll never use."
One G&T coming up for the gorgeous lady in the corner 😏🍸
And don’t worry about the chat-up lines… half the people in here panic, forget their best material and end up flirting by accident anyway 😂
Besides, the shy ones are usually the most interesting once you get them talking 😉🍻 |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better "
You now have your own table 😘 |
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"Can I have whatever your signature cocktail is please "
Ahhh going straight for the signature cocktail 😏🍸
Bold choice. Right then… one ‘Captivating Chaos’ coming up.
A dangerous mix of rum, whiskey, bad intentions and confidence… served cold but guaranteed to warm the room up after a couple 😂🍻
Warning: may lead to over-sharing, terrible dancing and thinking you’re unbeatable at pool 🎱😏 |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅"
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. |
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please! "
Excellent choice 😂🍸
One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up…
A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻
Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009
💃 dancing like your knees still work
🎤 overconfidence during karaoke
and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox |
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"Can I have whatever your signature cocktail is please
Ahhh going straight for the signature cocktail 😏🍸
Bold choice. Right then… one ‘Captivating Chaos’ coming up.
A dangerous mix of rum, whiskey, bad intentions and confidence… served cold but guaranteed to warm the room up after a couple 😂🍻
Warning: may lead to over-sharing, terrible dancing and thinking you’re unbeatable at pool 🎱😏"
Ha, I never over share, am an amazing dancer and am very aware how shit I am at pool |
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic. "
How about the bartenders special for you?? |
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please!
Excellent choice 😂🍸
One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up…
A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻
Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009
💃 dancing like your knees still work
🎤 overconfidence during karaoke
and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox"
Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! |
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please!
Excellent choice 😂🍸
One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up…
A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻
Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009
💃 dancing like your knees still work
🎤 overconfidence during karaoke
and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox
Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too! "
Only the best flirting for you two😉 |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic.
How about the bartenders special for you?? "
What would that be? 👀 |
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic.
How about the bartenders special for you??
What would that be? 👀"
The bartender’s special? 😏🍸
That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂
Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅 |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic.
How about the bartenders special for you??
What would that be? 👀
The bartender’s special? 😏🍸
That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂
Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅"
You had me at bacon *smashes bank card on the bar* I'll take 3. |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘"
I do like this place |
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please!
Excellent choice 😂🍸
One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up…
A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻
Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009
💃 dancing like your knees still work
🎤 overconfidence during karaoke
and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox
Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too!
Only the best flirting for you two😉"
Just Mrs in the forums. |
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"Can I have a water and maybe a bucket, just incase.
Heavy night last night😭
Of course 😏💧🪣
One ice-cold water and the emergency recovery bucket for the pretty lady at the bar 😂
Rough night? Don’t worry… im highly trained on this recommend hydration, carbs and absolutely no tequila for at least 24 hours 🍻😅
Thank you! If we could keep the music down a bit and hold off on the karaoke until I leave, that would be fantastic.
How about the bartenders special for you??
What would that be? 👀
The bartender’s special? 😏🍸
That would be a dangerous little mix called ‘Hair of the Dog & Poor Decisions’ 😂
Served with ice, a bacon sandwich on the side and a comforting reminder that whatever happened last night probably looked like a good idea at the time 😅
You had me at bacon *smashes bank card on the bar* I'll take 3. "
Its on the house for you 😀 |
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"I could do with the Regret the Next Decade, if you please!
Excellent choice 😂🍸
One ‘Regret the Next Decade’ coming right up…
A terrifying blend of dark rum, absinthe, mystery spirits and whatever the bloke at the end of the bar dared me to add 😭🍻
Side effects may include: 📱 texting people from 2009
💃 dancing like your knees still work
🎤 overconfidence during karaoke
and waking up emotionally attached to someone you met near the jukebox
Perfect! Hopefully lots of flirting, too!
Only the best flirting for you two😉
Just Mrs in the forums. "
Start the best flirting you have got, lots to talk with  |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place "
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool? |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?"
I'm already bent over waiting |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting "
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂 |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂"
Come behind me and help me aim the shot |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot "
This may take a while to help you aim that shot |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot "
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly "
I promise it will be the best shot ever |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever "
Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me.
Like literally. |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever
Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me.
Like literally."
Tequila rose from your belly button |
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"I'll have a Good Decisions please, bartender...and I'll be waiting by the pool table...
Ahhh… a ‘Good Decisions’ 😏🍸
Sorry, we stopped serving those years ago. Nobody ordered them and the stock kept going off 😂
But if you’re waiting by the pool table I’ll send over something equally dangerous… perhaps a ‘One More Game’ with a side of suspicious eye contact and accidental flirting 😉🎱🍻
Now that sounds even better
You now have your own table 😘
I do like this place
Definitely welcome all the time! Now how about the game for pool?
I'm already bent over waiting
Thats a hard shoot... please let me help you with that 🫣☺️😂
Come behind me and help me aim the shot
This may take a while to help you aim that shot
That's fine. Take your time and do it properly
I promise it will be the best shot ever
Best bar man ever. Have a drink on me.
Like literally.
Tequila rose from your belly button"
Ooh good choice! |
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please that's a bit rock and roll
I'm know how to live life on the edge 😎 "
Im so sorry my good lady. You have my full attention. The drinks will be on the house |
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"I've had enough alcohol for today but I'll take a pint of ice cold ribena please
I had strawberry flavoured ribena the other day. I was so offended, I wanted to throw it at someone’s face!"
Oh yeah that's not good 😭 |
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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago
Sheffield |
"Still waiting! Fuck it, I’ll crawl on to the next bar 🤣
Get me a wine while you're there please
You have a full bottle of wine can I have a glass with you??"
on my way (hiccup) back from the other (hiccup) bar, was waiting for Donna (hiccup) she’s taking a slash outside (hiccup). Here is your gin and tonic ( hiccup) |
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