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Why wouldn't you fuck the person above?
P.S. you can't use today's hot weather as an excuse, you're more creative than that! |
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My legs arnt enthusiastic enough and i know he loves reverse cowgirl  |
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"My legs arnt enthusiastic enough and i know he loves reverse cowgirl "
The last train to funky town has already left due to bank holiday schedules.. |
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"My legs arnt enthusiastic enough and i know he loves reverse cowgirl "
Your younger than my daughter |
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By *otsossieMan 2 weeks ago
Hard.shoulder of the M1 |
I’m in the last train to Trancentral |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"My legs arnt enthusiastic enough and i know he loves reverse cowgirl
Your younger than my daughter "
I just stuffed my face with a different brand of sausage |
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"I’m so confused!"
I cba explaining how’s it works to another man |
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She'd make me look bad |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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He cried too much last time. |
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I've got back from the gym and I'm a bit tired |
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But you're arsehole is so tight it broke Katie strap on in half! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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I’m allergic to coconut |
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By *tamanMan 2 weeks ago
around the corner |
I don't like warm colours in kingerie |
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"I don't like warm colours in kingerie"
Profile is angled towards BBW and large breasts |
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"I don't like warm colours in kingerie
Profile is angled towards BBW and large breasts"
But she never got me the bounty cheesecake she promised |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"He'd ghost me right after 😭"
My foof is on hunger strike |
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"Them boobs look amazing  "
I'd be scared you donked me on the head with that and knocked me out  |
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I'm going to be abducted by aliens or I have to clean my toaster |
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"Them boobs look amazing
I'd be scared you donked me on the head with that and knocked me out "
Lol  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm too buggered after this afternoon's exertions. 😜 |
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"I'm too buggered after this afternoon's exertions. 😜"
She doesnt want another buggering 🥲 |
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"I'm too buggered after this afternoon's exertions. 😜
She doesnt want another buggering 🥲"
She wants too much buggering |
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"I'm too buggered after this afternoon's exertions. 😜
She doesnt want another buggering 🥲"
But her butt cheeks would suffocate me to death and then some! |
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"I'm too buggered after this afternoon's exertions. 😜
She doesnt want another buggering 🥲"
We're both straight 🤣 |
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If would have to be aliens to stop me |
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"If would have to be aliens to stop me"
He likes aliens to hold him |
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"I couldn't fuck a minion!"
You're a bloke. |
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"I couldn't fuck a minion!
You're a bloke."
Spot might attack me. |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
I have big plans of washing my hair tonight. |
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"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight. "
......but you're just too hot for me |
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"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight. "
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification |
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By *r.T24Man 2 weeks ago
Slough |
scotland is a bit of a travel unfortunately |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification "
I just cba |
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"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification
I just cba"
And your were on my list of people I most certainly would have fucked tonight. I just can't catch a break 🤣 |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
I've got enough of the devil in me already. |
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"I've got enough of the devil in me already. "
there's no room she's full of devil and he's horny
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification
I just cba
And your were on my list of people I most certainly would have fucked tonight. I just can't catch a break 🤣"
Feck off 🤣 |
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"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification
I just cba
And your were on my list of people I most certainly would have fucked tonight. I just can't catch a break 🤣
Feck off 🤣"
I would fuck your butt.. If you would let me.... Oh hang on think I misread this? |
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"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification
I just cba
And your were on my list of people I most certainly would have fucked tonight. I just can't catch a break 🤣
Feck off 🤣
I would fuck your butt.. If you would let me.... Oh hang on think I misread this? "
I can't because he's in Essex and I have relatives in Essex so we could possibly be related  |
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By *tamanMan 2 weeks ago
around the corner |
"I have big plans of washing my hair tonight.
But she has the attention span of a goldfish so would forget to leave me a verification
I just cba
And your were on my list of people I most certainly would have fucked tonight. I just can't catch a break 🤣
Feck off 🤣
I would fuck your butt.. If you would let me.... Oh hang on think I misread this?
I can't because he's in Essex and I have relatives in Essex so we could possibly be related "
I can't because she's too far otherwise I would definitely love to |
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He wears flip flops |
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By *otsossieMan 2 weeks ago
Hard.shoulder of the M1 |
She wears socks and crocs |
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I never fuck when mars is misaligned with Uranus...It goes against my cosmic principles |
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Too busy reading horoscopes n stuff |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Too busy reading horoscopes n stuff"
I'm celibate |
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I'm knitting a jumper for winter |
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"I'm knitting a jumper for winter"
He is not studding me with that weapon |
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"I'm knitting a jumper for winter
He is not studding me with that weapon "
Those flowers behind her may have bees! |
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"I'm knitting a jumper for winter
He is not studding me with that weapon
Those flowers behind her may have bees!"
He won't take that towel off |
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"He's too busy raving  "
I'm not nerdy enough. I'm more hardcore. |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
He won't let me wear the spiderman suit during. |
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"It's too warm "
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.. |
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He can’t match my dress sense 🤣 |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.."
But I would tho! |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.."
I'm not curious enough. |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.."
I'd last about 5 seconds she's too hot |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.."
Their curiosity made me curious and the neighbours cat got killed. I need to attend the funeral |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.. I'd last about 5 seconds she's too hot "
He’s too nice! |
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"It's too warm
Because they used the only excuse that wasn't allowed.. I'd last about 5 seconds she's too hot "
Because his answer is far too clever and appropriate....
And there's only one way to find out.. |
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"I'm knitting a jumper for winter
He is not studding me with that weapon "
Bloody hell you made it sound like an intercontinental ballistic missile |
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I’m throwing a party as I’m a dog man |
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"I’m throwing a party as I’m a dog man "
I'm shaving my bum |
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"I’m throwing a party as I’m a dog man
I'm shaving my bum "
I prefer a hairy bum....
Lololol..not remotely true |
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"I’m throwing a party as I’m a dog man
I'm shaving my bum "
I'm dying my eyebrows |
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"I’m throwing a party as I’m a dog man
I'm shaving my bum "
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 no words for that excuse! |
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My blood is special and I need it all. |
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By *attieTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Nottingham |
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😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 no words for that excuse!"
Nope, no comical excuses, I definitely would x |
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It would ruin our brotherly love. 🫂 |
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"Im watching my paint dry"
I'm watching him watch his paint dry |
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"Im watching my paint dry
I'm watching him watch his paint dry"
Rugby fan! |
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By *attieTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Nottingham |
Busy watching the cricket |
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"Busy watching the cricket"
I don't like cricket |
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By *attieTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"Busy watching the cricket
I don't like cricket "
🎶 I love it🎵
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"Busy watching the cricket
I don't like cricket "
Because we come from a land down under |
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"It looks like rain"
Can't find my umbrella |
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"It looks like rain"
I’m out of excuses. Let’s get it on ! |
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Ive forgot my instruction manual |
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Have you seen the price of Lurpak? |
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"Wind was blowing wrong way "
My strap on is broken 🤦♀️ |
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By *urenutsMan 2 weeks ago
Waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"Wind was blowing wrong way
My strap on is broken 🤦♀️"
We would get caught on the beach |
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"Wind was blowing wrong way
My strap on is broken 🤦♀️
We would get caught on the beach"
I can't go to the beach, I'm afraid of quick sand |
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A grey polo shirt makes me limp. Sorry pal |
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"A grey polo shirt makes me limp. Sorry pal"
He's over 300 miles away and diesel is too expensive |
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Way too many reasons including you are repulsive |
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"Way too many reasons including you are repulsive"
Wow that’s harsh to whoever you are aiming that at. Do I need any reasons!?! |
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"Way too many reasons including you are repulsive
Wow that’s harsh to whoever you are aiming that at. Do I need any reasons!?! "
I suspect it's aimed at me. Each to their own |
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"Way too many reasons including you are repulsive
Wow that’s harsh to whoever you are aiming that at. Do I need any reasons!?!
I suspect it's aimed at me. Each to their own "
Unsure if the boobies are juicy or not. Also, what kind of juice? OJ? Apple? Mango? So many options. |
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Not you _uicyboobies, worry not. Just our response to sooooooo many single men who think they are (fill in as appropriate).
And to those who think it's harsh WAKE UP |
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"Way too many reasons including you are repulsive
Wow that’s harsh to whoever you are aiming that at. Do I need any reasons!?!
I suspect it's aimed at me. Each to their own
Unsure if the boobies are juicy or not. Also, what kind of juice? OJ? Apple? Mango? So many options."
He’s too good looking! It’s annoying ! |
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I can't match his Vodka intake. |
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"I can't match his Vodka intake."
He's too posh for me. I'm just a commoner. |
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"I can't match his Vodka intake."
I can’t match his style or class and general legendary -ness |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I'm washing my hair -y chest "
I'm all out of sympathy |
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"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy "
I wouldn’t want to hurt her. |
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"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy
I wouldn’t want to hurt her."
The husbands cock is more than enough for me and the only cock I want |
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"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy "
I'm apparently out of her age range |
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"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy
I wouldn’t want to hurt her.
The husbands cock is more than enough for me and the only cock I want "
I can see why |
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"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy
I wouldn’t want to hurt her.
The husbands cock is more than enough for me and the only cock I want "
I've just emptied 2 loads over her so runni6on empty  |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I'm washing my hair -y chest
I'm all out of sympathy
I wouldn’t want to hurt her.
The husbands cock is more than enough for me and the only cock I want
I've just emptied 2 loads over her so runni6on empty "
I've forgotten how to |
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But i ain't got a spade and grave robbing carries a hefty terrifying.. |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"He’s into some kinky shit "
My foof has dissolved in the heat |
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"I'm not bi"
Cos he took my turn on the hootie frooties |
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"Im going to work"
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Simply because your off to work but if you wasn’t lol |
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"I can't see your profile "
Not sure the bed is big enough for the 4 of us |
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I need to wash my hair |
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"I need to wash my hair "
simply because your washing your hair, how long you going to be lol |
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I want the touch of a lady |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I need to wash my hair simply because your washing your hair, how long you going to be lol "
I'm all out of energy |
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Too beautiful id cum too quickly |
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"Need take the dog the vets "
scared of dogs
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs "
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon "
dont think you could take the punishment |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment "
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available"
I might crease your suit |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available
I might crease your suit"
Have a crossword to finish |
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Lol.but there's more than 1 hole that can still be stuffed |
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By *b40Man 2 weeks ago
lisburn |
"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available
I might crease your suit
Have a crossword to finish"
I’m thirsty might drink all your cherry cola |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available
I might crease your suit
Have a crossword to finish
I’m thirsty might drink all your cherry cola "
the cherry colas all ours we arnt sharing |
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"Need take the dog the vets scared of dogs
Scared I mite get locked in your dungeon dont think you could take the punishment
Washing my hair on 5th June so not available
I might crease your suit
Have a crossword to finish
I’m thirsty might drink all your cherry cola the cherry colas all ours we arnt sharing "
You are a couple and probably don’t allow Mrs to play alone x and your both bloody miles away happy bank holiday Monday x |
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By *attieTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Nottingham |
But he doesn't quite get the spirit of the thread |
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"Not keen on the shoes...🤷♂️"
Wears clothes too much |
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We’re too hungover to even try 🤢 |
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By *attieTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Nottingham |
I would but they can't handle their drink |
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It's far to hot for those sort of shenanigans |
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".....it's beach time! "
Sand will get everywhere |
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By *urenutsMan 2 weeks ago
Waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
Its to hot already this morning
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
I haven't brushed my teeth yet. |
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I’m too hot and she would make it even hotter |
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. "
I wouldn’t last long enough to satisfy you |
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
I wouldn’t last long enough to satisfy you "
Bloody site filters! |
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...and she loved every moment of it.
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