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"Getting my willy stuck in my zip x
That isn’t funny. It happened to me when I was about ten and I had to go to hospital. I am mentally scarred…still shudder at the sound of a zip…  "
Hence the moan 😏 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Needing my balls emptying ASAP - ANYONE WILL DO. MESSAGE ME. "
Hi. I see you're straight, but I was just sitting around in my lingerie, fully made up, perfumed and douched, and I wondered if you'd like me to quickly jump in my car and drive the 4 hours to Manchester so you can empty your balls into me. No reciprocation necessary. 😏 |
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"Needing my balls emptying ASAP - ANYONE WILL DO. MESSAGE ME.
Hi. I see you're straight, but I was just sitting around in my lingerie, fully made up, perfumed and douched, and I wondered if you'd like me to quickly jump in my car and drive the 4 hours to Manchester so you can empty your balls into me. No reciprocation necessary. 😏"
I'll leave the door open, let yourself in  |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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Having to have a personality, be funny, not seem needy, upload photos that are sexy without been gay or showing my penis or face as I'm discreet and having to do so much reading of profiles! I only came here for tits.
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"“Why does nobody on here love me for who I am, even though all I have on my profile is ‘Hi’ and a photo of my tits?”"
Lose the hi and you'll be flooded with declarations of love |
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"Can't believe ive asked 5 times and noone has added me on telegram to chat about my wife ... who doesnt know im on here or that im showing people her photos! Its a joke, thinking about deleting "
Someone even told me it was illegal. No one loves fun anymore. |
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"Can't believe ive asked 5 times and noone has added me on telegram to chat about my wife ... who doesnt know im on here or that im showing people her photos! Its a joke, thinking about deleting
Someone even told me it was illegal. No one loves fun anymore."
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
I've spent the time crafting the perfect bio with ChatGPT and added all the relevant pics like, close up cock shots with my dirty finger nails and last weeks takeaway boxes strategically placed in the background. Not even as much as a sniff of pussy.
Where am I going wrong?
(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.) |
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"I've spent the time crafting the perfect bio with ChatGPT and added all the relevant pics like, close up cock shots with my dirty finger nails and last weeks takeaway boxes strategically placed in the background. Not even as much as a sniff of pussy.
Where am I going wrong?
(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.) "
You're such a 10/10 stud and these absolute sows are so up themselves by not throwing themselves at you. One day they'll pay for their crimes. |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"I've spent the time crafting the perfect bio with ChatGPT and added all the relevant pics like, close up cock shots with my dirty finger nails and last weeks takeaway boxes strategically placed in the background. Not even as much as a sniff of pussy.
Where am I going wrong?
(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.)
You're such a 10/10 stud and these absolute sows are so up themselves by not throwing themselves at you. One day they'll pay for their crimes."
Right! They're lucky we even want to fuck them in the first place. No one would give them a second glance irl. I actually have standards unlike some on here. |
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"Getting my willy stuck in my zip x
That isn’t funny. It happened to me when I was about ten and I had to go to hospital. I am mentally scarred…still shudder at the sound of a zip…
Hence the moan 😏 "
More of a scream if I recall…. |
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