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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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Being 6’7 I gotta back my legs, big thighs and strong legs 🤷♂️ can squat a moose |
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I'm not as bad as the person below me 😇🤭 |
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By *homas400Man 2 weeks ago
Carmarthen / Llandeilo |
My legs... I use them to walk for miles and miles. The rest of me is an absolute mess though  |
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Probably my height and weight, 6’3” and 75kg |
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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my boobs . his shelong ha ha |
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Eyes, although tried to take a pic for someone recently to show them. Turns out taking pictures late in a dark room when it’s 30 degrees makes you look absolutely awful! |
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I have sparkling hazel eyes one could gaze into for hours and find the depths of one's soul
Or so I'm told |
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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago
Sheffield |
"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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The line of hair to my pubic region 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My thighs."
They are stellar thighs |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
My hair when it plays nice!
And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on. |
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I've been told I have a nice firm bum, I think my dirty laugh is hot though too 😜 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"Legs"
They are pretty awesome legs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I'm saying chest "
I'd agree |
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I couldn't even give myself away 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My hair when it plays nice!
And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on. "
You have a great bum! Not bi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"Belly button"
You do! I noticed a rather pleasant looking penis aswell... |
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Used to be legs, but in very distracted by a varicose vein I need to get taken care of so not those right now.
Probably lips or just the ass to waist ratio 💜 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I've been told I have a nice firm bum, I think my dirty laugh is hot though too 😜"
You have some grabable hair aswell! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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Apparently my eyes,always been told
They are possibly wrong |
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On a feel good day, I'd say my face.
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Legs
They are pretty awesome legs!"
aww thank you  |
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At the minute it's my chest.
Been doing a lot of bench pressing recently.🙈 |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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Her: legs
Him: he says arms |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"My hair when it plays nice!
And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on.
You have a great bum! Not bi. "
You have great hair! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Hmmm. My legs, possibly? |
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I would have to go with my glutes. |
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Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height |
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I'll go with what most people say, my legs |
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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Personality doesn't count? Balls to that, we're going with our imagination, which we love using to boot.  |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
Eyes,I get told it often enough so must be true |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Possibly my perfectly reasonable sized boobs  |
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My eyes.. innocent yet dangerous 🫠 |
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"Eyes,I get told it often enough so must be true "
Can't argue with that |
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Even though I’m only 5’8”. I’ve been told that I have a physical presence that is intimidating.
In other words, my mates say I’m a fat fucker |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height "
You have great legs! 😍 |
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You'll find us in the yellow label aisle |
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My eyes an thighs and ass and hands |
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Probably my beard, I do get lots of compliments |
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I'm saying my face although some say legs/tattoos... my face |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My eyes an thighs and ass and hands "
That's more than 1! |
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I actually quite like my face. But as far as fab goes probably my boobs or legs. |
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I'm going with two things because they go hand in hand,and I havent given myself enough love recently! And no, I don't mean masturbation.
Eyes and smile. |
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Cracking eyes, decent legs, absolutely fucking hilarious |
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I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! |
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Shoulders
The rest of me is padded - you can't see most of it.
😆 🤣 😂 |
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "
Photo or it didn’t happen! |
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My body , nice looking cock and I’m a real hoot 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!"
What she said! |
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Hands, they are veiny and most people like it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My body , nice looking cock and I’m a real hoot 😉"
You have a great body! |
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Im told I have a good smile.... although I dont use it enough.
Other than that my height. 🤷♂️ |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "
I'm going with that body,I bet you can crack a walnut off it  |
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Chest rug if I go by messages
But I do think I have a pretty face. |
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FOR SALE: One well-maintained 43-year old gent.
Professionally presented during office hours, but knows exactly how to dress down properly when the weekend arrives. Smart enough to hold a boardroom conversation, relaxed enough to end up barefoot at a BBQ with a beer in hand.
Features include:
Bushy beard with premium “distinguished but slightly bushy” styling
Hairline showing signs of strategic withdrawal
Reliable engine with strong work ethic
Starts first time, though may grunt slightly getting out of low chairs
Back occasionally clicks like an old Land Rover suspension, but still handles well
Factory fitted with:
Dry sense of humour
Proper manners
Flirty upgrade package
Ability to cook at least one dish extremely well and mention it regularly
Runs best on...
Good company, sarcasm, coffee, and someone giving him that look from across the room.
Not showroom perfect, but far more interesting than the newer models. |
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "
If you smelllllllllllll what the rock is cooking 😎 |
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Erm at a push I have a nice pair of boobies. But the price a pay for that is being a lard arse, so swings and roundabouts  |
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"Chest rug if I go by messages"
Seeing as that's you're only pic are you surprised? |
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By *agic.MMan 2 weeks ago
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Pffff...there's so many to choose from 🤔...fu*k it, I'll just say... my body 😏 |
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I like my eyes. They barely work but i like them. |
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People occasionally compliment my smile. That's massively more than any other part of me so that |
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My smile and the smoldering look |
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"Chest rug if I go by messages
Seeing as that's you're only pic are you surprised? "
gotta save the others for forum days ! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical |
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I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs. |
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"I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs."
You have a sexy smile Joe x |
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My eyes, get lots of compliments on how blue and sparkly they are |
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"I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs.
You have a sexy smile Joe x "
Why thank you |
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"I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical "
Mum says they're magical!!!
Sorry reminded me of that advert... can't remember what it's for though |
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Gonna go with my smile or my fantastic boobies |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical
Mum says they're magical!!!
Sorry reminded me of that advert... can't remember what it's for though"
it definitely wast my mum that said it |
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Probably my face, but only if I don't smile
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People tend to say my hair when it natural.
I say my legs |
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"Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height
You have great legs! 😍"
Thank you! |
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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
I'm told my lips are really nice.
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"Probably eyes x"
Eyes are one of the first things I look at can tell so much by the eyes |
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i'm told i have a nice bum, thats for you ladies to decide though. |
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I would my legs thick and muscular years of running marathons etc.
Nowadays nearest to a Marathon i would get is a Snickers bar |
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I think, without ego, the overall head to toe body thing. I have 2 kids and am 49 and have never set foot in a gym.
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"i'm told i have a nice bum, thats for you ladies to decide though. "
You do!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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I think my back looks ok |
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For some inexplicable reason I am blessed with the bum of someone half my age |
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By *WANDTGCouple 2 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
The male had been told he has nice shoulders, forearms and nice eyes. Teresa has great curves especially her 🍑 |
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Boob's for sure. Always loved them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My Japseye "
FFS 🙈 |
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I was told today that I have powerful eyes, a wonderful smile and a fabulous laugh. I'm going to select my eyes from that list as being my best feature (though I'm not entirely sure what power they have! 👀) |
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My moobs or my hairy belly button |
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Well it certainly isn’t my feet - they would be best served claw like hanging onto a branch |
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By *tamanMan 2 weeks ago
around the corner |
My dark brown eyes. only for 9.99 at Tesco |
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Everyone says my legs - who am I to argue |
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"Everyone says my legs - who am I to argue "
Thru are great legs x |
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Got be chest or legs . So people keep telling me. Defo won't my face |
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"Probably my bum xx 😄"
I don't think you'll find many in disagreement 😉 |
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Apparently my arse
I cant see it myself 😎😎 |
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"Apparently my arse
I cant see it myself 😎😎"
Try a mirror 😘 |
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"Apparently my arse
I cant see it myself 😎😎
Try a mirror 😘"
I was very pleased with my little joke..could you tell 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.
Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷♂️ |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
My eyes and my hands… well at least what my hands can do |
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My smile, I often get told I’ve got a nice/cheeky one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.
Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷♂️"
It's the cocktails!! 🍹 And possible sunstroke. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"My eyes and my hands… well at least what my hands can do "
I can type pretty quick with mine |
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I quite like my eyes tbh but alot of women have said I got nice eyelashes lol very strange but ill take any complement I can |
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Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum! |
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"Apparently my arse
I cant see it myself 😎😎
Try a mirror 😘
I was very pleased with my little joke..could you tell 🤣🤣🤣"
I enjoyed it too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!"
It's quite voluptuous |
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"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!
It's quite voluptuous "
Is that good or bad 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!
It's quite voluptuous
Is that good or bad 🤣🤣"
Wrong person to ask! I don't really go for mens bums |
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"Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.
Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷♂️
It's the cocktails!! 🍹 And possible sunstroke. "
And there was me getting all worried for your safety for no reason. |
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
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From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.
For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile |
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.
For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile "
Sometimes the obvious is worth stating 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"No, not like that.
Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.
I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!
From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.
For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile "
Up until about 5 years ago I straightened it every day, I hated it! My hairdresser now hates me.
You have a great figure! |
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OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!"
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥"
I'm your best feature? |
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥
I'm your best feature?"
Impressive. High five Shams ✋ |
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done! "
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done!
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭"
It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done!
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭
It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement. "
Do ya think this will get me a photo? |
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done!
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭
It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement. "
I’ve got it now. 🥳 I don’t think I can do it but I’m going to try |
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥
I'm your best feature?
Impressive. High five Shams ✋ "
🤚🏾😂 |
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥
I'm your best feature?"
No, just paying you a compliment or two.
I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥
I'm your best feature?
No, just paying you a compliment or two.
I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉"
Ah, so she's your best feature 😉 |
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"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥
I'm your best feature?
No, just paying you a compliment or two.
I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉
Ah, so she's your best feature 😉"
Saucy! I don't know who's thighs are thicker; mine or hers. She's definitely lovely though. And also very funny. |
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done!
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭
It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement.
Do ya think this will get me a photo? "
A photo of a dickhead doesn’t count then!? 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 2 weeks ago
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"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!
Photo or it didn’t happen!
What she said!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ done and done!
Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭
It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement.
Do ya think this will get me a photo?
A photo of a dickhead doesn’t count then!? 😂"
I've had a few today you're gonna need to narrow it down |
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Hair?....Mia
Bum?.... flat
Arms?....like twigs
Err...err..I'll get back to you
Lol
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- Miss x