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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That at your age you really feel you should be able to. And why is that ? And what are you gonna do about it ?

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By *ustAnotherMan 2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Dancing. But no, not a damn thing

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Dancing. But no, not a damn thing"

Does it not bother you ?

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Walking on water has always been a struggle

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By *xx0123Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham

I can’t ride a bike 🤷‍♂️

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 2 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Save money. I like spending it.

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By *etwife8230Couple 2 weeks ago

Newport

Use a tin opener properly

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By *dible_KinkCouple 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Darts.

I had a board in my bedroom for most of my childhood and am as bad today as the day it went up.

Darts people are a strange breed, so my diabolical lack of proficiency in the art doesn't bother me these days. Bullet dodged in fairness.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London

Relationships. They are exhausting.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 weeks ago

Troublesville

Behaving 😇😉

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By *ost SockMan 2 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve never been able to blow up a balloon

(I have no lung issues; I just can’t do it and I actually get a little panicky if I try).

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By *eyond PurityCouple 2 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

K

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By *ustAnotherMan 2 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Dancing. But no, not a damn thing

Does it not bother you ? "

Not really, I'm rarely in a position where it comes up these days to be arsed

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By *ilffadMan 2 weeks ago

swansea

Despite being a Welshman, singing!

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wales

Cook.

I mean I can, if I really have to. But ……meh. I find no joy in the kitchen!

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By *eordiePTFellaMan 2 weeks ago

Newcastle - Scotland

Back flip....

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By *eardedsparkyMan 2 weeks ago

Llandudno

Speak to women, not really sure why I’m on here 😂

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wales


"Despite being a Welshman, singing!"

I can’t sing either and I’m Welsh!

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By *ungandMan 2 weeks ago

daveyhulme

Cooking and reading 😢

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

K

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Aww I'm sure you just needed to practice! I was never any good at front crawl till 3yrs ago and also avoided triathlons for that reason. then

I had a place with a tiny pool on the roof and every day did diagonals & watching YouTube on technique, breathing and flips. Mastered it in a few weeks.

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By *rasshopper201Man 2 weeks ago

kendal

To win a pillow fight with my grandchildren I’m not giving up just yet may be they might let me win ? One day

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By *morousCouple8Couple 2 weeks ago

Cumbria

I can’t whistle

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By *eordiePTFellaMan 2 weeks ago

Newcastle - Scotland


"Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

K

"

Never been any good at swimming .....wish I could

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"I can’t whistle "

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"I can’t whistle

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that."

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go helps with burglars while you’re asleep.

Songs can be so useful.

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By *actile TensionMan 2 weeks ago

Sussex

Correctly Compose letters/emails.

I was kind of bred for manual work

Observe people smarter than i

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By *lizaDay91Woman 2 weeks ago

It'sASecret

Swim, ride a bike. I never received an official diagnosis but I was told when I was younger I likely have dyspraxia, which affects your motor function and is likely why I never learnt these things.

I doubt I'll do anything about the cycling, but swimming is an important life skill so I should look into adult swimming classes. My hair is bleached and I'm worried that even with a cap on I'll somehow get chlorine in it and it'll turn green!

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Being emotionally stable

Liking myself

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Sleep in

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I can’t sing or dance - I still do both but everyone agrees I shouldn’t 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

"

Oh and this

I can’t do this

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Oh and this

I can’t do this "

What is the secret! I have tried everything.

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By *antana79Woman 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can get the hang of daylight savings! I understand the concept but get very suspicious and doubting if technology. So never trust that I know the right time.

Thankfully my ex FWB and my old neighbour ( different people) text me to remind and reassure me

I also can’t poach and egg despite being very good in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"I can’t whistle

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that."

Give a little whistle...

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Oh and this

I can’t do this

What is the secret! I have tried everything. "

I’ve been told a keratin or Brazilian blow out but my hair is baby fine and my lovely little Muslim stylist started swearing at me for considering it - I trust her so I guess live with the frizz for me

I need to live in an area with ambient temperature, zero breeze, no humidity at all and never sweat. Those 12 hours a year my hair looks fucking awesome 🤣

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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Can’t choose from my lOoong list of incompetencies 😂

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By *he MinionMan 2 weeks ago

Surrey

Reading between the lines.

Keeping my mouth shut.

Knowing when to walk away.

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By *ookie46Woman 2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Central

I'm not very good at DIY, which takes me much too long to get the tiniest achievements, if I'm lucky

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By *oe up northMan 2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Wallpapering, hand fisted 🤣

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By *imply_SensualMan 2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Knowing when someone is flirting with me - I am crap at that, and probably something to do with being labelled as a creep if I get it wrong and 'think' someone is coming on to me when they arent

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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago

Scotland

Swim.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Golf! But I keep on trying

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By *hwellwhynotCouple 2 weeks ago

London

Driving 🙈

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By *007ManMan 2 weeks ago

Worthing

I am good at everything.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁"

I never knew that! Although not rolling your tongue is likely the bigger problem on here

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By *emorefridaCouple 2 weeks ago

La la land

Ride a bike, it's on my list of things I need to sort, but probably won't.

Do my eye make really well, this bothers me am currently trying to learn.

Lift weights, trying to muster the courage to join a gym and get this sorted.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 2 weeks ago

Always on the move

Skate, Skip (with a rope), Roller Blade/Skate, or...whistle very loudly.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 2 weeks ago

Always on the move

Oh and as inherent people pleaser, Im fucking WOEFUL at saying "no"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

🤪

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By *ookie46Woman 2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁

I never knew that! Although not rolling your tongue is likely the bigger problem on here "

Next time we have a catch up I’ll show you my hilarious attempts at rolling my tongue

Will crack you up 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 weeks ago

Troublesville


"Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

🤪"

Breeding kink? 🫦😉

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 weeks ago

Troublesville


"Oh and as inherent people pleaser, Im fucking WOEFUL at saying "no""

*thinks what mischief I can lead you in 🤭😉

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London

Sew. I should be able to put a button back on at least. It remains an aspirational skill, but not sure I'm going to do anything about it.

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By *avexxMan 2 weeks ago

cheshire

the splits

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By *ing49Man 2 weeks ago

cambs

Talking to women

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 2 weeks ago

North West

Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔

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By *ardnutsMan 2 weeks ago

pensby

Speak another language, I'd love to. But I cant seem to get it. Ive been to lessons and lived in Spain. Im normally ok with learning things generally i get it. But this language thing seems to elude me. It doesn't seem to go in .

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 2 weeks ago

North West


"Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔"

That will teach me not to only read the thread title. I’m okay with those things. I’m doing nothing about them.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔

That will teach me not to only read the thread title. I’m okay with those things. I’m doing nothing about them."

It's ok you're allowed a second go if you think of anything

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By *ilversinMan 2 weeks ago

Waterford

Anything to do with feet

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Know the signs by now......

I'm learning just to distance myself as I really can't be arsed with anyones attempts at game playing...

I play only by my rules.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

🤪

Breeding kink? 🫦😉"

No, just full of nonsense 🤣

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By *eardofVampiresWoman 2 weeks ago

Lancaster

I can't whistle never been able to and with my tooth gap it surprises me i cant

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By *ost SockMan 2 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I can't whistle never been able to and with my tooth gap it surprises me i cant "

I can’t whistle using my fingers.

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By *evilinDavina1Man 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Behaving 😇😉"

Well I definitely hope your not going to do anything about that 🤣

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading

I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Know the signs by now......

I'm learning just to distance myself as I really can't be arsed with anyones attempts at game playing...

I play only by my rules."

😔

There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot."

If you can’t find one big enough, Just stick it in a disabled one and hope no one sees

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By *ilffadMan 2 weeks ago

swansea

We can be tone deaf together!


"Despite being a Welshman, singing!

I can’t sing either and I’m Welsh! "

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By *wcoMan 2 weeks ago

West Midlands


"That at your age you really feel you should be able to. And why is that ? And what are you gonna do about it ? "

Wear slippers.

Never giving in to that one.

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By *ulldog_71Man 2 weeks ago

Sedgefield


"I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot.

If you can’t find one big enough, Just stick it in a disabled one and hope no one sees "

So you're the one that keep pinching my spot!

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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏

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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Applying sun cream it would seem.

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By *ulldog_71Man 2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

Chatting up women absolutely shite at it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Cant tell my left from right. Im 61 and haven't mastered it so dont think.i will now

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By *akedMMan 2 weeks ago

Witney

Wish I could play a musical instrument

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By *orphia2003Woman 2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Pass my driving test, remember why I walked into a room, learn to bite my tongue.

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By *olf-of-OdinMan 2 weeks ago

Winchester


"I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏"

Do you talk about Rhino-oceruses a lot then? Weird that because I am always on about Hippopotamuses! 😁

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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago

near Windsor


"I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏

Do you talk about Rhino-oceruses a lot then? Weird that because I am always on about Hippopotamuses! 😁 "

More than the average person probably 🤣

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By *ustAnotherMan 2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Do you speak rhinoceros? And I'd say ofcoursurous! And I would!

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By *ackdaw52Man 2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Those magic eye posters we had in the 90s.

I never once saw the picture, I was beginning to wonder if it was a hoax.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple 2 weeks ago

Norwich ish

Act my age.

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By *arierWoman 2 weeks ago

birmingham


"I can’t whistle "

I can only whistle on an in 😂

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 2 weeks ago

Norwich

Control my temper when I’ve got a golf club in my hands.

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By *onin25Man 2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm pitiful at clicking my fingers

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