Fab status lines

By *aso OP Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Hi folks,

What’s the best status line you’ve seen lately that had you in stitches? 😂

By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Would anyone like to pay for my site pass.

Pay it yourself you cheap arse!!!

By *ustAnotherMan 2 weeks ago

Tamworth

I've broken down does anyone have a car jack in (postcode) was a good one

By *aso OP Man 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I've broken down does anyone have a car jack in (postcode) was a good one"

Love this one. You never know Fab could save lives! 😂

By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I look like a greyhound

All cock and ribs,really had me laughing

By *007ManMan 2 weeks ago

Worthing

I like sewing.

By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

“I just sneezed and farted at the same time, I think my body took a screenshot”

By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I've broken down does anyone have a car jack in (postcode) was a good one

Love this one. You never know Fab could save lives! 😂"

Have actually done this and been saved by fabbers twice

By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Hi folks,

What’s the best status line you’ve seen lately that had you in stitches? 😂

Do I look like I have the patience to play hard to get?