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Good morning people. The cafes open!
Do come on in and make yourself comfortable. The roof terrace is open with plenty of seating available, and some good tunes playing in the background. Please note, clothing is prohibited in this area, so make sure you bring the sun screen 🌞🥵
There is a continental buffet available for you to help yourself. No imaginary cooking from me today 😁
So what are you having and what are your plans today?
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Coffee babes, huge coffee please
Was at a festival yesterday, feet killing, thighs killing, bum muscles killing!! I'm not cut out for this lifestyle 😂
Today, a couple of jobs in the garden, daughter wants to go town for some makeup, the champions league final tonight and then a few drinks out with TheHusband |
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By *tamanMan 2 weeks ago
around the corner |
I would love to have a fruit salad, some toasted bread slices with cherry jam, orange juice and a single nice espresso.
As soon as I finish my nice breakfast, I will think on what to do, still my brain is not yet connecting |
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"Coffee babes, huge coffee please
Was at a festival yesterday, feet killing, thighs killing, bum muscles killing!! I'm not cut out for this lifestyle 😂
Today, a couple of jobs in the garden, daughter wants to go town for some makeup, the champions league final tonight and then a few drinks out with TheHusband "
Sounds like a good weekend!! I've added an extra shot of espresso for you lovely 😘 |
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"Tea... Milk no sugar. Toast and marmalade please.
Marking students work today. Why did I agree to it 
Have a great day  "
Coming up! That doesn't sound fun at all. One for a pretty boring day myself! |
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"I would love to have a fruit salad, some toasted bread slices with cherry jam, orange juice and a single nice espresso.
As soon as I finish my nice breakfast, I will think on what to do, still my brain is not yet connecting"
On its way |
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"Hope you had a lovely week!
Black coffee, please Mrs Wolves before I hit the gym. I’ll get naked after I’m pumped up 💪🏼
Thanks "
I have thank you! No iced latte today?!
I will keep you a special seat for when you're all pumped up  |
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls "
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x"
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x |
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever  "
U never said that last night |
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night"
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless  |
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x"
Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️ |
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless "
Nightmare id call it |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️"
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x
Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️"
Thank you I will,have a lovely Saturday whatever your doing xx |
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless
Nightmare id call it"
Say that to the wet patch |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx"
Kisses are on the house today. 💋 |
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x
Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️
Thank you I will,have a lovely Saturday whatever your doing xx"
I will thank you x |
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless
Nightmare id call it
Say that to the wet patch "
You drooling over me |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋"
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x"
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom "
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol |
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Right now, a decent coffee.
Brewed a 12-cup Moka pot for two of us, so a big mug of Caffè Latté and an espresso shot.
Two cheese & bacon muffins & I'm ready to go.
I drink 6 espresso shots in a mug every morning as life is too short to drink the vile coffee at work. |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol"
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x"
straight to the front for you neighbour 🫦💋 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom "
Get out of my cafe you! |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️xstraight to the front for you neighbour 🫦💋"
🤢 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Get out of my cafe you!"
Not in it outside 🖕🤪 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣"
I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i think thats her kink🤪 |
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 "
You fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"A nice coffee and then need to get out and continue the gardening… maybe out for a run later. A nice, no drama, day
I could really do with a gardener if you get bored after you've done yours "
Just going to start on mine. If you could provide a refreshing cold drink in about an hour, that would be lovely. |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night  "
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳 |
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A cheery and almond croissant please Mrs W, cappuccino with a little sugar and semi x glass of half oj and half apple juice too please.
And will happily assist when you need the sun cream reapplying x |
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"A cheery and almond croissant please Mrs W, cappuccino with a little sugar and semi x glass of half oj and half apple juice too please.
And will happily assist when you need the sun cream reapplying x"
You're too goood to me 💋 |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳"
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose  |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose "
Have tongue will travel... 👅 |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅 "
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅 |
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭
If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣
Point proved "
" I can bring my own pre-prepared knockwurst as long as you have a nice bun to put it in "
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭
If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣
Point proved
I can bring my own pre-prepared knockwurst as long as you have a nice bun to put it in "
You have a deal |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅"
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋 |
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"It's beer o clock I'd like a cold please Mr wolf and of course whatever your having "
One cold beer coming up for you..help yourself to complementary euuugh olives. In fact I demand you eat them all 🤢🤣🤣🤣 x
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋"
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈 |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈"
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP? |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?"
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘 |
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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago
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A day of island exploration today.
We're in Fuerteventura and rarely go far from where were staying. Today we jumped in a hire car and had a good look around.
Hope everyone else had a great day. |
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"A day of island exploration today.
We're in Fuerteventura and rarely go far from where were staying. Today we jumped in a hire car and had a good look around.
Sounds lovely! Enjoy the rest of your hols. Supposed to be a lot cooler here tomorrow...thank God
Hope everyone else had a great day. "
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘"
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw "
And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣 |
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"May I have a spiced rum and c0ke please. Red leg,if you have it.
Driving all day and pretty much just back"
You can. You'll have to help yourself to anymore though. Beer garden is calling our names! |
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By *b40Man 2 weeks ago
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢
You can come in if you want to "
Could I have bottle of wine for the owner
Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun |
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢
You can come in if you want to
Could I have bottle of wine for the owner
Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun "
Thank you. Would you like cream with your pie lol |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw
And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣"
Now your my darling and you know how I feel about you..? usually with both hands at the same time 😘 (_!_) xx |
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning.
What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw
And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣
Now your my darling and you know how I feel about you..? usually with both hands at the same time 😘 (_!_) xx"
Oh you cheeky blighter |
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By *b40Man 2 weeks ago
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢
You can come in if you want to
Could I have bottle of wine for the owner
Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun
Thank you. Would you like cream with your pie lol "
Yes please can squirt the cream wherever u fancy |
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