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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago

If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

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By *rivextrMan 1 week ago

London

No… tea total means zero alcohol. You can’t be total with exceptions

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London

No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal.

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By *naswingdressWoman 1 week ago

Manchester (she/her)

No. Teetotal is no alcohol. Not occasionally, not with friends.

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal."

Not sure I need to qualify the social bit - just makes you a drinker, but nothing wrong with that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 1 week ago

SW1A1AA

No, tea total is someone who doesn't drink at all, what your describing is a light drinker

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland

Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌"

But not Yorkshire?

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By *rivextrMan 1 week ago

London

Irish tea doesn’t count

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

Yeah. I don't drink gin. Except when I do.

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By *eroLondonMan 1 week ago

Mayfair

OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

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By *unkissedYorkieMan 1 week ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

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By *lba The ScotMan 1 week ago

Midlothian

Fuckin' stupid question OP. I guess you're not on tea tonight?

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By *l1212Man 1 week ago

Lincoln


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

Same as me I only drink water through unless I have vodka in the fridge 🤷‍♂️

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By *unkissedYorkieMan 1 week ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

It's literally a light social drinker at best. Can't even really say you've had a drink as you're probs gonna be able to drive home depending on what you've had

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"Fuckin' stupid question OP. I guess you're not on tea tonight?"

Oooh the foul language is shocking.

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By *ebauchery DivineWoman 1 week ago

Down in Dickleburgh Drive


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌

But not Yorkshire?"

I like a classy drink, what can I say...

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By *naswingdressWoman 1 week ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️"

👀

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By *hoenix_1Man 1 week ago

richmond


"No. Teetotal is no alcohol. Not occasionally, not with friends."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies "

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'.

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'."

Assume you're over 18, OP? You're allowed to drink, so don't sweat it. There's no badge for being teetotal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'.

Assume you're over 18, OP? You're allowed to drink, so don't sweat it. There's no badge for being teetotal."

I confess I'm only 16 and 3/4

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By *kphooey43Man 1 week ago

Barnet


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that.

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By *rHotNottsMan 1 week ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

A friend of mine quit going to the pub completely, apart from lunchtimes and evenings

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that."

Are you accusing the OP of being a bit of a time waster? Like the weightloss injection thread? I'm shooketh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that."

I'm incredibly serious

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By *londebiguyMan 1 week ago

Southport


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

That's two total.

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By *oupleInSyncCouple 1 week ago

Falkirk

Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr. "

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?

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By *eekaboo BellyMan 1 week ago

Bradford


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?"

Pescatarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?

Pescatarian"

So could you honestly say 'pescatarians' are really vegetarians or are they just fooling themselves?

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By *nmyknees69Man 1 week ago

Rushden


"No, tea total is someone who doesn't drink at all, what your describing is a light drinker"

It’s YOU’RE as in short for YOU ARE.

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By *nmyknees69Man 1 week ago

Rushden


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

Did you know the word Teetotal was made up as a mistake. The guy was trying to say TOTAL but had a stutter.

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By *lasgowgent35Man 1 week ago

Glasgow

No officer I’ve not been drinking whilst driving, I’m tee total. I’ve only had 2 gins

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

Did you know the word Teetotal was made up as a mistake. The guy was trying to say TOTAL but had a stutter."

Really?

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By *oxy-RedWoman 1 week ago

pink panther territory

I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever

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By *allySlinkyWoman 1 week ago

Leeds


" only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total' ?

That's two total."

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever "

Okay spill the beans what am I apparently doing?

Anyways I still think I qualify as 'tea-total': I don't drink at home at all, why I bought a bottle of macallens 18 year whiskey 6 years ago and its never been opened. To my amazment the same year 2020(2018) now sells for £600! And its not even easy to buy. Anyways I just gave it away free this weekend!

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By *oundtightCouple 1 week ago

Manchester

Tea totalitarians smh

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman 1 week ago

Telford

It's very rare that I drink but I'm not tea total because I will drink if I want to.

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By *unguy2429Man 1 week ago

worthing

I am tea total have done for 10 years now

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By *WANDTGCouple 1 week ago

Borough of Greenwich

Teetotal here, July 2005 was my last drinking session 😁

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By *parkle1974Woman 1 week ago

Leeds


"I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever

Okay spill the beans what am I apparently doing?

Anyways I still think I qualify as 'tea-total': I don't drink at home at all, why I bought a bottle of macallens 18 year whiskey 6 years ago and its never been opened. To my amazment the same year 2020(2018) now sells for £600! And its not even easy to buy. Anyways I just gave it away free this weekend!"

It's still easy to buy and it's cheaper than £600

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By *igerFiestaMan 1 week ago

Huddersfield

Part-time tea totaller.

According to Google answers a non-virgin can also be celibate.

Q - Can a non-virgin be celibate like a nun?

A - Yes, absolutely. Virginity is the state of never having had sex, while celibacy is a voluntary choice to abstain from sexual activity going forward.

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By *BelfastGuyMan 1 week ago

Belfast

Tea Total the clue in the name.

Means being completely dry

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Round the bend

I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP

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By *WB85Man 1 week ago

Staffordshire

I've never in my 40 years drank a cup of tea.

Does that make me Tea Total?

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By *kphooey43Man 1 week ago

Barnet


"I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP "

Positively pickled, addled, plastered, but he only had one ((via an IV that is permanently carried around with him)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find I have a better night out being sober

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By (user no longer on site) OP    1 week ago


"I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP "

Last time I had drink was about 2 months ago, and I only had 1 drink. So no I didn't have a drink.

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By *kphooey43Man 1 week ago

Barnet

Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again."

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣

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By *a LunaWoman 1 week ago

Wales


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣"

It’s not like he hides who he is either 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣

It’s not like he hides who he is either 🤦🏻‍♀️"

I know 🤣🤣

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London

UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?

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By *kphooey43Man 1 week ago

Barnet

What happened to "Bedford" man? That used to be fun, though i think commenting on his threads got me regular visits to the naughty step.

I have been very good since returning this time to Fab.

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By *kphooey43Man 1 week ago

Barnet


"UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?"

I think he's gone to buy a puppy, or to sell his bottle of whiskey

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?

I think he's gone to buy a puppy, or to sell his bottle of whiskey "

Ah, I heard he's now a sales rep for a weightloss drug company.

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By *a LunaWoman 1 week ago

Wales


"What happened to "Bedford" man? That used to be fun, though i think commenting on his threads got me regular visits to the naughty step.

I have been very good since returning this time to Fab."

Well you were, until you mentioned the naughty step! 🤪

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By *ildatheart01Man 1 week ago

Petersfield

Be honest. The question you are really asking is, “If I’ve only sucked two cocks, am I straight?”

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts


"Be honest. The question you are really asking is, “If I’ve only sucked two cocks, am I straight?”"

🤣 this made me chuckle

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By *viatrixWoman 1 week ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

Of course not.

It means you’re a social drinker.

A teetotal person does not drink any alcohol. Some of them even avoid cough syrups etc because some have some level of alcohol.

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By *iver78Man 1 week ago

barton upon humber


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

I class myself as tea total , and like you only have an alcoholic drink once in a while , so yes I'd say

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By *eroLondonMan 1 week ago

Mayfair


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

·

👀"

Well, it was a foreskin conclusion. Sorry, "foregone".

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By *layfullsamMan 1 week ago

Solihull


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

Absolutely and if you only inject heroin twice a week you’re not an addict

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 1 week ago

Reading


"No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal."

Yep this. Though I think an odd glass at a wedding would still count as tee total.

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By *viatrixWoman 1 week ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

·

👀

Well, it was a foreskin conclusion. Sorry, "foregone". "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hadn’t realised it was him! 👀

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts

No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday

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By *allySlinkyWoman 1 week ago

Leeds

It's teetotal. Nothing to do with drinking tea. The tee is to emphasise Total Abstinence.

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By *hunderaceMan 1 week ago

Dudley


"No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday "

But Nora you are and you do..?

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts


"No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday

But Nora you are and you do..? "

Ha. I’m not straight and wouldn’t dream of sucking cock on the lord’s day 😱😇

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By *eliWoman 1 week ago

.

Lotus man? 🥲

Sad I missed you, next time.

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By *uriouscouple105Couple 1 week ago

Fife

Who goes to the pub and only has 2 drinks ?? Or is that a me problem 🙈😆

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