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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then "
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
But he bends over naked outside with us wee willy and arse in the air. Sure it's dusty there too |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
But he bends over naked outside with us wee willy and arse in the air. Sure it's dusty there too "
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
But he bends over naked outside with us wee willy and arse in the air. Sure it's dusty there too "
By looks of it stands in garden shed naked but worries someone had a dog upstairs lol |
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"You seem very bitter about a lot of things OP. Dogs are very perceptive when it comes to their owner's mood so I wouldn't worry too much about one getting on your bed, I doubt they'd want to."
You say that without knowing a SINGLE fact about me. I’m definitely not bitter at all. There are many people in my life that would verify that and they ACTUALLY know me.
I can see you’re very judgemental. Never mind.
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"You seem very bitter about a lot of things OP. Dogs are very perceptive when it comes to their owner's mood so I wouldn't worry too much about one getting on your bed, I doubt they'd want to.
You say that without knowing a SINGLE fact about me. I’m definitely not bitter at all. There are many people in my life that would verify that and they ACTUALLY know me.
I can see you’re very judgemental. Never mind.
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Is that shed your naked in cleaner than a house don't think so |
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"Op I think you have lost most of fab with your post we are a nation of dog lovers ."
You say that as if I’m bothered. Have you ever noticed how people tend to gang up when one person tends to be honest?
It’s genuinely not important to me if people like or dislike me because I don’t want a filthy bed. I can’t actually live ok with that.
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By *ocktowerMan 1 week ago
North Wales and Bulgaria. |
"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed. "
Why would you want to get in a woman's bed when you profile says your looking for men ?
It's just another wind up post. |
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"You seem very bitter about a lot of things OP. Dogs are very perceptive when it comes to their owner's mood so I wouldn't worry too much about one getting on your bed, I doubt they'd want to.
You say that without knowing a SINGLE fact about me. I’m definitely not bitter at all. There are many people in my life that would verify that and they ACTUALLY know me.
I can see you’re very judgemental. Never mind.
Is that shed your naked in cleaner than a house don't think so "
It’s YOU’RE. Never mind.
Why would my shed be cleaner than my house? I don’t roll around in it then climb all over my bed.
I didn’t realise that was a fetish of yours.
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"Op I think you have lost most of fab with your post we are a nation of dog lovers .
You say that as if I’m bothered. Have you ever noticed how people tend to gang up when one person tends to be honest?
It’s genuinely not important to me if people like or dislike me because I don’t want a filthy bed. I can’t actually live ok with that.
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Because someone has a dog doesn't mean they filthy
Iv a husky and my house is spotless yea a lot of cleaning but worth it and no it doesn't jump on my bed |
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"You seem very bitter about a lot of things OP. Dogs are very perceptive when it comes to their owner's mood so I wouldn't worry too much about one getting on your bed, I doubt they'd want to.
You say that without knowing a SINGLE fact about me. I’m definitely not bitter at all. There are many people in my life that would verify that and they ACTUALLY know me.
I can see you’re very judgemental. Never mind.
Is that shed your naked in cleaner than a house don't think so
It’s YOU’RE. Never mind.
Why would my shed be cleaner than my house? I don’t roll around in it then climb all over my bed.
I didn’t realise that was a fetish of yours.
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On your knees outside how clean is that |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed. "
Phew!! 🐕 🛌 🥰 |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed.
Phew!! 🐕 🛌 🥰"
Dust mites and stand naked in shed can make it up. Wonder how many times he's hoovered out his shed lol |
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"Op I think you have lost most of fab with your post we are a nation of dog lovers .
You say that as if I’m bothered. Have you ever noticed how people tend to gang up when one person tends to be honest?
It’s genuinely not important to me if people like or dislike me because I don’t want a filthy bed. I can’t actually live ok with that.
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Literally 2 of your posts this morning (that I've seen) virtually start with the word "disgusting". I've read another couple of posts and you're peeved at somebody or other.
You're obviously not a happy person, maybe try posting something nice instead of negative. I get it that some people are on here because they can't get what they want in life but that's no reason to be so down on everyone.
That is all, I'll not get into an argument with you.
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I know a couple and the dog insists on sleeping between them in the bed every night if they don't let it cries.
Personally, I find it a bit strange but Im not really a dog person, and theres plenty more way stranger things happening in the world than a dog in the bed, many of them described on this website  |
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I don't let my dog sleep in my bed, but if others want to that's up to them. I don't find it in anyway annoying or offensive to me. It's much more annoying when people repeatedly correct other people's grammar on a forum on a sex site. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
Really? Of all the disgusting things in the world this is nowhere near up there.
Believing Covid was fake tops this
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
OP, erm just wondering, isn't anal possibly dirtier, more disgusting then having a dog sleep on a bed?
Not making any moral judgement, just highlighting one thing you presumably partake in (cant view your profile as blocked you after a previous posting) that may be more disgusting cleanliness wise. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then "
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"You seem very bitter about a lot of things OP. Dogs are very perceptive when it comes to their owner's mood so I wouldn't worry too much about one getting on your bed, I doubt they'd want to.
You say that without knowing a SINGLE fact about me. I’m definitely not bitter at all. There are many people in my life that would verify that and they ACTUALLY know me.
I can see you’re very judgemental. Never mind.
Is that shed your naked in cleaner than a house don't think so "
I don't think the op asked for a profile critique? |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
I guess you are allowed to have your own opinion, but you've alienated yourself.
Our cats sleep where they like, fur babies are family. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
I am sure some people would find being pissed over disgusting but you want it! |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed. "
But, according to your profile, you are on here looking for men, so you won't be jumping into many women's beds.
Believe it or not, bedding can be washed and changed.
I'm sure you change bedding if your profile request to be pissed on happens in real life.
Think I'd prefer the scent of a dog than a stale, pissy bed. 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
Is this post attention seeking? Please don’t get a dog.
I’ve got two small dogs, I am their world and they can go wherever they want. Often I’ll go to sleep with one dog and wake up and the other one is in the same place. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then "
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed.
But, according to your profile, you are on here looking for men, so you won't be jumping into many women's beds.
Believe it or not, bedding can be washed and changed.
I'm sure you change bedding if your profile request to be pissed on happens in real life.
Think I'd prefer the scent of a dog than a stale, pissy bed. 🤣🤣🤣"
Ouch …. |
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By *eyeYCouple 1 week ago
Nr Leicester |
One of D's favourite sayings is "The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog!"
I was never a dog person, but Baxter has more than won me over!
OP, there's here's a couple more expressions..
"Don't yuk other people's yum" and "Extinguish another's candle, doesn't make yours burn brighter"
Note I can't see your profile, so I guess some other rage baiting or sanctimonious thread or comment inspired D and he beat me to the punch..
Have a fantastic day and we're off to walk our furry family member (not D 🤭)
Y x
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My 2 sleep in the bed with me and my husband
It's cramped but I'd not have it any other way
Theres no where my doggos aren't allowed to lay. This is their home too.
Id honestly say animals aren't for you. You don't seem like you'd be a nice owner for animals. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Let's hope you don't get one then
I can’t see it happening.
It is one thing that would stop me going into any woman’s bed. "
A nation weeps. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
You really can't think of anything more disgusting? |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
My poor doggy passed away 2 years ago, she was 16 and I had her for 13 years.
The very first night we got her she jumped on the bed and went under the covers and laid between us. Was very funny as we didn't expect it.
After that she slept on top of the covers and did so all her life. |
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"It is a sure fire way to loose an erection when you suddenly feel a dog licking your balls when you are deep in its's mummy especially if it's an alsatian."
Dod...it's mummy...
Might need rephrasing as that sounds wrong  |
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OP not wishing to give you nightmares but regardless of having an additional member to your family such as a dog, cat or any other animal for that matter, even the cleanest of beds will have dust mites.
Reason being, dust mites feed primarily on the dead skin cells we humans naturally shed, they are virtually impossible to eliminate entirely, even in the most immaculate of beds. A single mattress can harbor anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million of them.
All we can do, is manage their numbers to keep our bed genuinely hygienic and prevent allergy flare-ups by using barrier encasements, high-temperature washing, reduce humidity (dehumidifier) and vacuum regularly.
Don't take my word for it, do your research and you'll be alarmingly surprised. Also, there's the option for you to buy home allergen testing kit, low-powered microscopes, UV flashlights and hygrometers to monitor breeding conditions.
Never ever blame a dog OP because I kid you not they have nothing but devotional (unconditional) love for someone who cares for them. Much more respect is needed for animals, which we humans don't always necessarily care to give. We can learn a lot from them in all honesty. |
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Wow how to win friends and influence people, OP
For the record, we don't let our pets in the bedroom either..but that's mainly because my sleep is disturbed enough as it is, without psycho cats adding to it. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Likes licking other men's arseholes but thinks dogs are dirty 🤣 you couldn't make it up.
Fucks sake. Nearly spat my cereal out. "
How disgusting! I can think of nothing worse than spitting your cereal out! 🙄 |
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"Likes licking other men's arseholes but thinks dogs are dirty 🤣 you couldn't make it up."
I'm sorry OP, but this you have to admit is soooo funny. Young lady has made a very valid point.
Cannot help but laugh.
🤣🤣🤣 |
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I don't have my dogs in my bed but they are allowed on the sofa.
I usually have blankets covering the sofa so I can wash them frequently.
My dogs are clingy and if they slept in my bed I'd never be comfortable or get any sleep. |
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I don't know about dogs but cats are cleaner than most humans I've seen! They don't want to come and sit with me at this time of year, and one rarely comes in the bed, but I love it if it happens. If you have a cat or dog there will always be fur about. If that isn't for you don't have an animal that's sheds a lot of hair. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
It's you not the dog that encourages dust mites, they are there anyway.  |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
We would not get on. My dogs come everywhere with me, including bed. |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
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My dog isn't allowed on the beds. Not because I find him disgusting but because he sheds all year round and is the size of a Shetland pony.
He has a huge bed of his own downstairs with blankets he can bury himself under when it's cooler at night.
He's happy and I'm happy not having to eat dog hair all night. |
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If I had a pet they wouldn't be allowed on my bed. It's bad enough when I was in a relationship and my ex would shed hair. I'd wake up covered in what felt like a spider's web. Add a pet to that and it's more hair. No thank you. I'd get my pet a comfy bed though. |
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"If I had a pet they wouldn't be allowed on my bed. It's bad enough when I was in a relationship and my ex would shed hair. I'd wake up covered in what felt like a spider's web. Add a pet to that and it's more hair. No thank you. I'd get my pet a comfy bed though."
My cats have their own beds... But that absolutely doesn't seem to matter to them. They own this house I just live here and pay the bills |
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Op has got what he wanted.
Everyone looking at his profile.
I remember when we started seeing each other first we were in bed playing and I thought she had turned on a toy but it actually was her kitten who was after climbing in between us and was purring away.
Very strange sensation on my testicles.🤪
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"Op has got what he wanted.
Everyone looking at his profile.
I remember when we started seeing each other first we were in bed playing and I thought she had turned on a toy but it actually was her kitten who was after climbing in between us and was purring away.
Very strange sensation on my testicles.🤪
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Only time the cats don't come in the room is when I'm getting down and dirty  |
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I mean most people change bedding for meets anyway. Let’s be honest
When I used to do meets at my home I used to take all the bedding off anyway and just had a ground sheet and two pillows for fab meets. Which immediately once k got rid of the meet got slung in a wash cycle and room aerated for hours and my primary bedding put back on
I don’t think I have ever met anyone that didn’t do some variant of this tbh |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
I hope you never get one as it doesnt sound as though you could love one. |
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My dogs sleep in their beds in the kitchen
When they wake in the morning anytime from 5 they let me know and I bring them up to my bed
They jump up onto the bed and we all go back asleep
They're both non shed rescues and I have a throw over my duvet that gets washed once a week
I love having them on my bed ...think you need to own an animal to know the love they can give you |
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By *wcoMan 1 week ago
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"my dog would always lay next to me if i had nightmares, flash backs, or anything that meant i could not sleep.
she was not going to be thrown off of the bed"
There's a supporter at Birmingham games who's allowed to take his dog to help with his anxiety in crowds.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/i-go-birmingham-city-matches-33199264.amp
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By *wcoMan 1 week ago
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"I can think of more disgusting things than people judging other people bonding with their pets, but they're probably not things I can say on this forum."
Yes, it was an ironic choice of words given some of the things posted on here.
I'm fairly sure it was one big wum though. |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs."
Are dogs on a bed any less hygienic than having other men piss on you OP? Or do your meets piss detol? |
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"I cannot think of anything more disgusting than having an animal in a bed. Dirty dust mites all crawling over you.
If I ever got myself a dog it would never be allowed upstairs.
Are dogs on a bed any less hygienic than having other men piss on you OP? Or do your meets piss detol?"
whats makes you think that he will be getting any meets |
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By *ild_oatsMan 1 week ago
the land of saints & sinners |
An ex-gf shared a house with her sister. The sister used to take her dog to bed with her every night. The dog actually slept in the bed with her.
I know what you are all thinking…. But I never asked… |
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Don’t think there is anything wrong with the OPs views tbh.
We’ve had dogs & none of them were allowed upstairs & also downstairs has always been tiled in the two houses that we homed dogs in. Dogs & carpets, never mind beds don’t mix very well. |
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