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Ā Good morning gorgeous people in my phone! The cafes open again!
We are skipping breakfast and heading straight to elevenses and lunch!
Cocktails are on the menu too!š¹š¹
So come on in and make yourself comfortable. The roof terrace is open with plenty of seating available, and some good tunes playing in the background. Please note, clothing is prohibited in this area, so make sure you bring the sun screen šš„µ
I'm on the lookout for a sexy cocktail maker too. Please apply within š„µš¹š¹
So what are you having and what are your plans today?
Come and chat shit with me š«¶š¼ |
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"Morning Mr wolf. Love the new pic. I'm in poons at the min so breakfast is sorted. But I'm always happy to chat shit with you š"
It's mrs wolf to you š¤£
And you know I'm always happy to chat shit with you too! Enjoy poons!š |
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Ā Ā Ā Good morning!
Full English with turkey bacon, beans, hash browns, mushrooms, scrambled eggs, tomatoes, chicken sausages, and some wholemeal toast please. Orange juice. Latte with no sugar. And a glass of water. Can I have a chocolate chip cookie for dessert please? Thank you in advance šš¾š |
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"Good morning!
Full English with turkey bacon, beans, hash browns, mushrooms, scrambled eggs, tomatoes, chicken sausages, and some wholemeal toast please. Orange juice. Latte with no sugar. And a glass of water. Can I have a chocolate chip cookie for dessert please? Thank you in advance šš¾š"
Would you like a side of our specialty to go with that? It's called Moon on a Stick.  |
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Ā Think you need an apron Mrs W or the bacon fat may spit on you. Can I have a bacon and egg sarnie in about an hour ('ve had breakfast already). Going to go out and inspect my bees to see if I can spot the queen and mark her. |
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"Good morning!
Full English with turkey bacon, beans, hash browns, mushrooms, scrambled eggs, tomatoes, chicken sausages, and some wholemeal toast please. Orange juice. Latte with no sugar. And a glass of water. Can I have a chocolate chip cookie for dessert please? Thank you in advance šš¾š
Would you like a side of our specialty to go with that? It's called Moon on a Stick. "
Yes please. No idea what that is š |
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"A piping hot CafetiĆØre please.
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Certainly. Where would you be sitting. If you're on the terrace, it would be rude of me to stare  ā"
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I would be sitting on your lap, whispering sweet nothings, sweeter than the cafƩ's Demerara sugar, grinding you like this morning's coffee beans. |
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By *WB85ManĀ 1 week ago
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I'm sat next to a lovely private swimming pool in Fuerteventura. Sun beaming down on my skin.
A pepsi max would be lovely right about now.
A few little snack wouldn't go a miss either. |
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Ā Good morning Mrs Wolves, Mr Wolves
Glad I havenāt missed the cafe this morning.
Please could I have a chocolate thick shake laced with some baileys chocolate liqueur along with a bowl of fresh strawberries? |
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"Litre of double chocca mocha and a heavily buttered sausage bap please Mrs Wolves.
Put the change in the pot š"
I'm on it. Also still sat here with my imagery blanket for the imaginary picnic on the riverside  |
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"Think you need an apron Mrs W or the bacon fat may spit on you. Can I have a bacon and egg sarnie in about an hour ('ve had breakfast already). Going to go out and inspect my bees to see if I can spot the queen and mark her."
Ohhh you keep bees! We all know where to come for honey then š
And of course you can  |
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"Can change my order: a nice summer berries smoothie with some toasted sourdough bread with avocado and smoked salmon. Same waiter requests please x"
I'll be the waiter. If you pinch my arse you have to tip extra. |
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"A piping hot CafetiĆØre please.
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Certainly. Where would you be sitting. If you're on the terrace, it would be rude of me to stare ā
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I would be sitting on your lap, whispering sweet nothings, sweeter than the cafƩ's Demerara sugar, grinding you like this morning's coffee beans."
Oh Nero that made me giggle like you wouldn't believe. Naughty! š |
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"I'm sat next to a lovely private swimming pool in Fuerteventura. Sun beaming down on my skin.
A pepsi max would be lovely right about now.
A few little snack wouldn't go a miss either. "
Lovely! Id love to jump in a pool right about now! |
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"Good morning Mrs Wolves, Mr Wolves
Glad I havenāt missed the cafe this morning.
Please could I have a chocolate thick shake laced with some baileys chocolate liqueur along with a bowl of fresh strawberries? "
Good morning, beautiful. That sounds amazing. Will you share with me? š¤¤ |
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"Do you serve milkshakes in your yard?
Certainly not vanilla! š
Would have to go for chocolate and cream and a cherry on top š¦"
I'll get on to that as soon as Nero has stopped with the grinding š¦ š« |
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"Seeing as I'm in holiday. I'll take raspberry slushy on the terrace in the sun places. And round crumpets if you have them plz"
Where you gone nice? Whether I serve you or not depends on the level of jealousy  |
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"Just a Bloody Mary for me please Mrs W. Iām not hungover I just really fancy one š
I don't think I've ever had a bloody Mary!
Todays the day "
Just googled it. I think it might be a new fave for me. Love tomato juice and Worcestershire sauce š¤¤ |
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Ā I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£ |
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"I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£"
I beg to differ and get yourself out the front!! The ladies will thank you for it š„ |
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"Can change my order: a nice summer berries smoothie with some toasted sourdough bread with avocado and smoked salmon. Same waiter requests please x
I'll be the waiter. If you pinch my arse you have to tip extra."
My tits are ready!! Sorry, I meant tips! |
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"Can change my order: a nice summer berries smoothie with some toasted sourdough bread with avocado and smoked salmon. Same waiter requests please x
I'll be the waiter. If you pinch my arse you have to tip extra.
My tits are ready!! Sorry, I meant tips!"
It's getting hot in here. Should I accept tips or tits? |
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"I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£
I beg to differ and get yourself out the front!! The ladies will thank you for it š„"
Yes, Minion! We could be a double act. Like in Cocktail. |
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Ā Ā Ā I could do with a comfort hot chocolate.
A hot chocolate in a Mega Pint Mug, delicious drinking chocolate, cream on top and either a flake or chocolate sprinkles.
A slice of moist fruit cake too.
Itās one of those feeling emotional days for no known reason *sigh*
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"I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£
I beg to differ and get yourself out the front!! The ladies will thank you for it š„
Yes, Minion! We could be a double act. Like in Cocktail."
You'll find your uniforms in the staff room. Dickie bows only gentleman.. |
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"I could do with a comfort hot chocolate.
A hot chocolate in a Mega Pint Mug, delicious drinking chocolate, cream on top and either a flake or chocolate sprinkles.
A slice of moist fruit cake too.
Itās one of those feeling emotional days for no known reason *sigh*
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I hate those kind of days. Have an extra large slice š°..I'll send one of naked waiters over with it |
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"Think you need an apron Mrs W or the bacon fat may spit on you. Can I have a bacon and egg sarnie in about an hour ('ve had breakfast already). Going to go out and inspect my bees to see if I can spot the queen and mark her.
Ohhh you keep bees! We all know where to come for honey then š
And of course you can "
Failed to spot the Queen (that will be on my epitaph), but eggs, larvae and capped brood, so the little minx is playing hard to get (sums up my Fab experience!!)š¤£
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"Good morning Mrs Wolves, Mr Wolves
Glad I havenāt missed the cafe this morning.
Please could I have a chocolate thick shake laced with some baileys chocolate liqueur along with a bowl of fresh strawberries?
Good morning, beautiful. That sounds amazing. Will you share with me? š¤¤"
I would love your company. Please come, chat and laugh (for I dearly love to laugh) Leave the boys to mix and serve for a while, we can enjoy the view šš«¦š |
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"I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£
I beg to differ and get yourself out the front!! The ladies will thank you for it š„
Yes, Minion! We could be a double act. Like in Cocktail.
You'll find your uniforms in the staff room. Dickie bows only gentleman.."
Now this is the view I want to kick back and enjoy! Please do come and sit with me Mrs W x |
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"I could do with a comfort hot chocolate.
A hot chocolate in a Mega Pint Mug, delicious drinking chocolate, cream on top and either a flake or chocolate sprinkles.
A slice of moist fruit cake too.
Itās one of those feeling emotional days for no known reason *sigh*
I hate those kind of days. Have an extra large slice š°..I'll send one of naked waiters over with it "
Send Shams, not me. Her day is bad enough already |
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"Good morning Mrs Wolves, Mr Wolves
Glad I havenāt missed the cafe this morning.
Please could I have a chocolate thick shake laced with some baileys chocolate liqueur along with a bowl of fresh strawberries?
Good morning, beautiful. That sounds amazing. Will you share with me? š¤¤
I would love your company. Please come, chat and laugh (for I dearly love to laugh) Leave the boys to mix and serve for a while, we can enjoy the view šš«¦š"
I don't need asking twice.
Boys, you're in charge! |
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"Good Morning Mrs. Wolf;
Please May I have a large hot chocolate, with whipped cream & marshmallows.
And smoked salmon atop of scrambled eggs on a slice of marmite toast.
Thank You. š¤"
Yes sir š«” you certainly can |
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"Catching up on some work loose ends. I'd love a nice coffee and some pastries, with flirty chat to distract me."
Ahhh you're finally here. Would you mind awfully rubbing some sunscreen on my pink bits please |
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"Good Morning Mrs. Wolf;
Please May I have a large hot chocolate, with whipped cream & marshmallows.
And smoked salmon atop of scrambled eggs on a slice of marmite toast.
Thank You. š¤
Yes sir š«” you certainly can "
š Iāll leave you a 5* review on TripAdvisor. š¤ |
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"Can change my order: a nice summer berries smoothie with some toasted sourdough bread with avocado and smoked salmon. Same waiter requests please x
I'll be the waiter. If you pinch my arse you have to tip extra.
My tits are ready!! Sorry, I meant tips!
It's getting hot in here. Should I accept tips or tits? "
You tell me!! |
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"Good Morning Mrs. Wolf;
Please May I have a large hot chocolate, with whipped cream & marshmallows.
And smoked salmon atop of scrambled eggs on a slice of marmite toast.
Thank You. š¤
Yes sir š«” you certainly can
š Iāll leave you a 5* review on TripAdvisor. š¤"
Why thank you kind sir. Do call again š |
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"Can change my order: a nice summer berries smoothie with some toasted sourdough bread with avocado and smoked salmon. Same waiter requests please x
I'll be the waiter. If you pinch my arse you have to tip extra.
My tits are ready!! Sorry, I meant tips!
It's getting hot in here. Should I accept tips or tits?
You tell me!!"
I'll accept both. Tits don't pay my rent unfortunately š |
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"Good morning Mrs Wolves, Mr Wolves
Glad I havenāt missed the cafe this morning.
Please could I have a chocolate thick shake laced with some baileys chocolate liqueur along with a bowl of fresh strawberries?
Good morning, beautiful. That sounds amazing. Will you share with me? š¤¤
I would love your company. Please come, chat and laugh (for I dearly love to laugh) Leave the boys to mix and serve for a while, we can enjoy the view šš«¦š
I don't need asking twice.
Boys, you're in charge!"
Yes ma'am šŖš¾š |
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"I can make a wicked Pornstar martini and wonderful espresso martini, I just fall short on the sexy part that was required.
Bloody Marys - dont forget the tobasco
Happy to make the cocktails out the back so the customers dont have to look at me š«£
I beg to differ and get yourself out the front!! The ladies will thank you for it š„
Yes, Minion! We could be a double act. Like in Cocktail.
You'll find your uniforms in the staff room. Dickie bows only gentleman.."
There's going to be so many spillages š¦ |
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"I could do with a comfort hot chocolate.
A hot chocolate in a Mega Pint Mug, delicious drinking chocolate, cream on top and either a flake or chocolate sprinkles.
A slice of moist fruit cake too.
Itās one of those feeling emotional days for no known reason *sigh*
I hate those kind of days. Have an extra large slice š°..I'll send one of naked waiters over with it "
ā¤ļø thank you |
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