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"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩
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When was this, Norå...?
Few years ago. "
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So he'd be 23 or 24 now. You know, it's an offer worth revisiting.  |
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"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩
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When was this, Norå...?
Few years ago.
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So he'd be 23 or 24 now. You know, it's an offer worth revisiting. "
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A woman id never spoken to before messaged me to tell me she'd just found her mums dildo and was shocked. I have no idea why and when I asked why she messaged me she said "well, you was the first profile I saw" still have no idea why she messages me. Not spoken to her since.
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A man asking me to watch him eat his own 💩 at a public park or in a car outside a supermarket. A man asked me to date his mum so he could watch us have sex or a man that invited me to his farm to play with his animals and I don’t mean pet them 🤦🏽♀️. Or let’s not forget a man sending me a pic of him bent over with him pooing. I mean there is many more but take your pick |
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I have had messages from cuckold husbands asking if I am open to getting their wife pregnant.
One husband even told me he secretly hoped his wife would fall in love with me and that we would love together...
But there have definitely been some weird ones! |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"It involved murder.
I immediately heard that foreboding piano "dun dun dunnnn" sound in my head when I read that 😂"
Me when I read it! Although, he was quite nice about it so I didn't feel too threatened 😂 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes 
As soon as they mention their Mum, no more correspondence from me 😅 A few times Ive had "your tits remind me of my Mums" "
Oh, I've had a guy recently tell me I look like his mum, and how much he'd like to sex me. 🙄 |
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"A man asking me to watch him eat his own 💩 at a public park or in a car outside a supermarket. A man asked me to date his mum so he could watch us have sex or a man that invited me to his farm to play with his animals and I don’t mean pet them 🤦🏽♀️. Or let’s not forget a man sending me a pic of him bent over with him pooing. I mean there is many more but take your pick"
And people wonder why I keep my filters on  |
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"A man asking me to watch him eat his own 💩 at a public park or in a car outside a supermarket. A man asked me to date his mum so he could watch us have sex or a man that invited me to his farm to play with his animals and I don’t mean pet them 🤦🏽♀️. Or let’s not forget a man sending me a pic of him bent over with him pooing. I mean there is many more but take your pick
And people wonder why I keep my filters on "
Yes, guess that is a disadvantage of being a woman on here, I don't have filters and get few abusive or obscene messages (probably fatal to say that). When I do, I reply by saying I am not bi or gay or looking for a couple and usually they just say ok, thanks, and that's it. |
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"IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was
I urge everyone NOT to Google this 🫣
Yup! My lizard brain had to look it up 🤣🤣😱"
Had to look it up too...
I got 2 versions.
An MF version and a MM version! |
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"Sigh, what is it with stone people? It's Ratopolis, I tell you!
*some people.
(Sigh what is it with autocorrect?)
I like the idea of stone people!"
Stone people could cause far less disquiet and need to  than many of the flesh and blood ones |
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