If you have any good jokes or advice on something I could do to cheer myself up please post here!
There seems to be a lot of nastiness coming my way the past couple of days. I'd just like to have a nice positive thread.
If you're also feeling down/ picked apart I hope this thread helps. 
I need to have a break from the site for a little while, but please post any jokes, funny news stories or anything positive in here and I'll have a look when I'm back on. |
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By *YDB75Man 1 week ago
East Yorks/ Castle Donnington |
79 yr old man goes to the Drs and tells the Dr
“ I think my wife is losing interest in sex “
Dr “ How old is you wife “
Man “ 82 “
Dr “ Your 79 and your wife is 82 and you think she’s losing interest in sex “
Man “ Yes its awful “
Dr “ When did yo notice this “
Man “ once this morning three time last night
and twice yesterday “ |
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.
Pollen is what happens, when flowers can’t keep it in their plants. |
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Sorry to hear this OP. You have done the right thing hiding your profile, it might be an idea to take a few days away from Fab.
In the meantime here is the odd joke.
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
* What do you call a dog with no legs.
It don't matter, its not going to come.
* I bought a cheap wig this morning,
it was a small price toupee |
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