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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
What role would the person above play? |
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By *eliWoman 1 week ago
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"Bin man
Lollipop lady"
Lifeguard at the local swimming pool
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Petrol pump
Attendant
Filling everyone up |
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By *attieTV/TS 1 week ago
Nottingham |
Plumber
Looks like could handle some hefty pipework  |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
The quiet person who sits in the corner of the bar but who will have some vital piece of information in a crisis |
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By *attieTV/TS 1 week ago
Nottingham |
"The quiet person who sits in the corner of the bar but who will have some vital piece of information in a crisis"
That's me to a T |
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By *91kMan 1 week ago
Maidstone |
"He would be a traffic light."
I do okay with sending the correct signal 😇 I think... |
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"Runs the local
Gym "
Traffic warden |
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Runs the tea shop |
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Stands at the supermarket doorway promoting loft insulation. |
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Certainly feel I’m good at entertaining |
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"Certainly feel I’m good at entertaining "
Funeral director
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
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The friendly neighbour who invites you round for a cup of tea and cake |
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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago
Ankh-Morpork |
I feel like Diamond would become everyone’s favourite late night cafe owner. |
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Solicitor |
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"Car parts delivery driver"
Sparky |
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I don't know about the person above but I could easily be the village idiot 😂 |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
The truckie passing through with mysterious deliveries of 'who knows what' |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"The truckie passing through with mysterious deliveries of 'who knows what'"
Gutter cleaning in ultra high heels, as she can dispense with the services of a ladder  |
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"The truckie passing through with mysterious deliveries of 'who knows what'"
Waitress in the cocktail bar
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"The truckie passing through with mysterious deliveries of 'who knows what'Waitress in the cocktail bar"
Head of the local CID |
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"Dodgy football coach "
Fireman |
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"Dodgy football coach
Fireman"
Retained but not now |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Runs the high stake poker game in their back room |
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"Runs the high stake poker game in their back room"
Local cleaner |
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"Runs the high stake poker game in their back room
Local cleaner"
Gym Owner |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Owns an antiques shop and has photographic evidence of what happened in West Park in 1975 |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan 1 week ago
Somewhere either Manchester or West London |
Part owner of a local wine bar with a small dancefloor reserved for hen party's and 50th birthday revelers |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Pub owner"
Runs the neighbourhood watch |
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By *wcoMan 1 week ago
West Midlands |
No role, just lying low until it all blows over. |
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By *unny girl7Woman 1 week ago
stoke on trent/cheshire border |
"No role, just lying low until it all blows over. "
Computer repair shop owner |
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"No role, just lying low until it all blows over.
Computer repair shop owner"
Local TV weather girl |
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"No role, just lying low until it all blows over.
Computer repair shop owner
Local TV weather girl "
Local wanker |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Organises special 'day trips' to the local woods |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Pc"
Plumber whom everyone thinks is an electrician |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Roadside flower seller with 'no questions asked' tickets to any sporting event you need |
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By *wcoMan 1 week ago
West Midlands |
Norris, reformed football hooligan who once featured on Danny Dyer's 'real football factories'. Now runs an art and craft boutique in the market and spends his weekends being known as Norma, meeting single men on a swinging site. His life's gone from pwoppa nortee to proper naughty. |
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By *unny girl7Woman 1 week ago
stoke on trent/cheshire border |
Miss lovely legs competition winner |
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By *unny girl7Woman 1 week ago
stoke on trent/cheshire border |
"Roadside flower seller with 'no questions asked' tickets to any sporting event you need"
Miss lovely legs winner |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
The guy who walks around town wearing a bill board that says "The End Is Nigh!! Repent" |
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"The guy who walks around town wearing a bill board that says "The End Is Nigh!! Repent""
Waitress at the burger shack |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan 1 week ago
Somewhere either Manchester or West London |
Run the Sunday car boot at the football car park |
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"Doctor
The Bus driver "
Lawyer |
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Land Lord and Lady of the “good”
Pub in town |
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The martial arts sensei who has created his own version of karate |
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"The martial arts sensei who has created his own version of karate"
The private detective who has solved the towns most biggest mysteries, including the curious case of the missing dildos |
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"Bartender "
Anne Summer’s local shop's cool assistant |
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"Bartender
Anne Summer’s local shop's cool assistant "
Travel agent with Exodus Travel |
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"Bartender
Anne Summer’s local shop's cool assistant
Travel agent with Exodus Travel"
Tesco shelf stacker |
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"The local seductress. "
They run the Ann Summers shop |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop"
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeon |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeon"
local stripper |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper"
Off licence owner |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper
Off licence owner"
Swimming coach |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper
Off licence owner"
Village gossip |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper
Off licence owner
Swimming coach "
Sorry Stanners, didn’t mean to skip you…
Village troubadour |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper
Off licence owner
Swimming coach
Sorry Stanners, didn’t mean to skip you…
Village troubadour "
Seen it all school teacher who is looking for love |
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"The local seductress.
They run the Ann Summers shop
Locksmith who helps out with embarrasing incidents in the dungeonlocal stripper
Off licence owner
Swimming coach
Sorry Stanners, didn’t mean to skip you…
Village troubadour "
Runs the knitting and Crochet supplies shop. Also my secret lover 😉 |
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"Town crier "
Teaches line dancing, western riding and rodeo skills |
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By *hortieWoman 1 week ago
Northampton |
"Town crier
Teaches line dancing, western riding and rodeo skills "
Postie. Knows everyone and all the local gossip. |
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"Town crier
Teaches line dancing, western riding and rodeo skills "
Local golf pro, bit of a ladies man, likes a drink |
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"Town crier
Teaches line dancing, western riding and rodeo skills
Postie. Knows everyone and all the local gossip. "
Runs a small artisan bakery |
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"Town crier
Teaches line dancing, western riding and rodeo skills
Local golf pro, bit of a ladies man, likes a drink"
My dream life 😂 |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Woman in sunglasses who sidles into the shop and slips a note to the shopkeeper, who comes back out with a brown paper package... |
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The mayor since they started this |
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"Plumber and plumbers mate "
Town’s pole dancer |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan 1 week ago
Somewhere either Manchester or West London |
Works at the "Bowlathon" and gives out incorrect sized bowling shoes |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Local news reporter who always turns up late to the scene |
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Manager and nude life model at the local care home. |
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"Manager and nude life model at the local care home."
Male part of the art class |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Manager and nude life model at the local care home.
Male part of the art class "
Petrol pump attendant. |
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"Manager and nude life model at the local care home.
Male part of the art class
Petrol pump attendant. "
I think I could double up with that and Baphunting, actually a great position for me! 😆 |
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"Scarecrow care home owner"
Sunday school teacher |
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"Scarecrow care home owner
Sunday school teacher "
Local GP |
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"Scarecrow care home owner
Sunday school teacher "
pmsl
Male life model |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Scarecrow care home owner
Sunday school teacher pmsl
Male life model"
Private detective with files on everyone |
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I would love to get send to your office for detention Fabulincs x |
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"Indian takeaway "
Ice cream van man |
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"Indian takeaway "
Ice cream vendor |
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"Indian takeaway
Ice cream vendor"
Snap 😂 |
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"Indian takeaway
Ice cream van man"
Snap! 😂
Burger van man |
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Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀 |
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"Banker…
Underwear model"
Pest control |
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"Scarecrow care home owner
Sunday school teacher
Local GP"
Sorry didnt mean to miss you out.
Teach line dancing at the local community centre |
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Sounds good 2partharmmony s
Sat duce the both of us when I find my partner x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀"
Member of the Mayor's Secret Police |
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"Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀"
Plumber |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀
Plumber"
Spies on their neighbours with binoculars and makes notes in a little black book |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 1 week ago
pink panther territory |
"Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀
Plumber
Spies on their neighbours with binoculars and makes notes in a little black book"
Town Cryer,let's us all know what's happening and when |
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"Locksmith. Help you filthy buggers out your chains when the keys are lost 🫡
Promise not to peek..much 👀
Plumber
Spies on their neighbours with binoculars and makes notes in a little black book
Town Cryer,let's us all know what's happening and when"
Town condom supplier. Tester on occasions to  |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan 1 week ago
Somewhere either Manchester or West London |
Milk man to all, has been know to also hand out special yoghurt to those in the know 😉 |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Confounded bounty hunter whose prey keeps eluding him |
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By *alm_one4Man 1 week ago
Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River |
My sex therapist |
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"My sex therapist"
Chairman of the Nudist Club |
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"My sex therapist
Chairman of the Nudist Club"
Towel quality tested |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"My sex therapist
Chairman of the Nudist Club
Towel quality tested "
Comic bookshop owner who refuses to sell the first editions and keeps them secured in his vault  |
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Organiser of the weekly town meeting and orgy  |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan 1 week ago
Somewhere either Manchester or West London |
History teacher who also specialises in contact sports and runs the schools rugby team. Once had trials for the County cricket team |
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"Chippendale
The pool guy"
Zoo keeper ( yes we have a zoo in our small town) |
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"Chippendale
The pool guyZoo keeper ( yes we have a zoo in our small town)"
Zoo owner (it’s thanks to her we do) |
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