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"Judge in the women's beach volleyball. Don't need a gold medal 😌"
The Umpire for today's match, Brazil Vs Spain, is JoeBeans. Has a reputation for being firm but fair. Relies heavily on VAR, he likes to see all the angles and the slow motion replays. |
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"Judge in the women's beach volleyball. Don't need a gold medal 😌
I need you to be impartial and not pick the winner based off how much the tits jiggle, Joe! "
Of course I'll be impartial! I'm a bum man too 👀 |
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By *tsazzMan 1 week ago
Manchester |
I’m pretty fast and generally quite athletic. I’d fancy myself doing well up to the 400m.
There’s football, so I’d definitely be down for that.
Flag Football is in 2028, played that for a while too (and contact) so I’d also like to throw my hat in the ring there too. |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"I’m pretty fast and generally quite athletic. I’d fancy myself doing well up to the 400m.
There’s football, so I’d definitely be down for that.
Flag Football is in 2028, played that for a while too (and contact) so I’d also like to throw my hat in the ring there too. "
Playing with balls ✍️ |
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"Do you think I should throw something?
Discus.
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I'll pencil you in for shot put.
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I really need to do better with my naff jokes.
I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself! "
Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus. |
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"Do you think I should throw something?
Discus.
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I'll pencil you in for shot put.
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I really need to do better with my naff jokes.
I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself!
Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus."
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Now my joke's been totally ruined by my self validation and everyone rallying around giving me a hearty pat on the back.  |
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"Do you think I should throw something?
Discus.
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I'll pencil you in for shot put.
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I really need to do better with my naff jokes.
I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself!
Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus."
Im the right build for both, discus would fly, into a hedge 😆😆 |
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver.
🥇
Does that mean you're taking it? "
Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud. |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver.
🥇
Does that mean you're taking it?
Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud."
We'd make a good team, you and I. |
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver.
🥇
Does that mean you're taking it?
Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud.
We'd make a good team, you and I. "
I've always thought so... |
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By *tsazzMan 1 week ago
Manchester |
"I’m pretty fast and generally quite athletic. I’d fancy myself doing well up to the 400m.
There’s football, so I’d definitely be down for that.
Flag Football is in 2028, played that for a while too (and contact) so I’d also like to throw my hat in the ring there too.
Playing with balls ✍️"
*insert Nathan Fillion gif* |
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By *otstuff77Woman 1 week ago
to close for comfort |
"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon
Can it be a mixed sex race? I'd be up for the challenge 😝
Everyone is welcome. Let’s see who is the quickest  "
See you at the starting line. I'm training already 🏃♀️➡️😆 |
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By *otstuff77Woman 1 week ago
to close for comfort |
"I’ll take the 800m,
Start of slow, pick up the pace through the mid, really get to ramping it up by the end,
Then finish strong with a quick blast.
Job done, back to the pub"
That sounds like the wanking category 😆 |
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"I’ll take the 800m,
Start of slow, pick up the pace through the mid, really get to ramping it up by the end,
Then finish strong with a quick blast.
Job done, back to the pub
That sounds like the wanking category 😆"
I'll carry the flame for you, Hot stuff! |
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