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"Iv just had a 43year man ask me to sneak into his mums house to shag him. Gave me instant ick lol.
Another thing is
Pictures with messy backgrounds
What's yours? "
Definitely agree with the background mess!!  also guys who say "i'll be the best shag you've ever had" ew. |
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What passes for erotica from a stranger.
"When I get my hands on you...
(Anatomically impossible grammatically criminal self congratulatory drivel goes here and I lose the will to live...)
And you'll squirt so hard you'll flood from Stockport to Liverpool.
How bout it baby. You can't resist this hunk of man meat" |
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By *ara25x OP Woman 1 week ago
Angus |
"Single profiles with action shots
Gaping assholes/vaginas with love juice all over.
Any hint of that alpha/sigma nonsense
Oh and sorry OP but the word ick"
Often wonder if the women in the pics know they are on these profiles lol |
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"Profiles looking for "exceptional men only". As if someone is going to go "nah I'm a bit shit actually" and not message."
That just self selects for dipshits. If you think you're exceptional, you've probably got your head up your arse. |
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"Profiles looking for "exceptional men only". As if someone is going to go "nah I'm a bit shit actually" and not message.
That just self selects for dipshits. If you think you're exceptional, you've probably got your head up your arse."
Exactly that! I don't think it'll attract the people they think it will. |
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"The use of emoji's in photos whether that's covering up faces or other bits. I don't know why, but using them with text is fine, but on photos it just doesn't do it for me."
Over pictures it reads as juvenile to me. But maybe I'm too old to get it |
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"Single profiles with action shots
Gaping assholes/vaginas with love juice all over.
Any hint of that alpha/sigma nonsense
Oh and sorry OP but the word ick
Often wonder if the women in the pics know they are on these profiles lol "
I have a suspicioin a high percentage won't that also goes for women who do it too. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Copy paste drivel of their latest fantasy …. Often including such words and phrases like “my big alpha cock”, “filling you with my hot man juice”, and descriptions as to exactly how wide eyed and in awe I am going to be at both is penis and his sexual prowess.
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"The use of emoji's in photos whether that's covering up faces or other bits. I don't know why, but using them with text is fine, but on photos it just doesn't do it for me.
Over pictures it reads as juvenile to me. But maybe I'm too old to get it "
Shamed into acting my age  |
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"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track. "
I think that's a cousin of "I know you said no smokers and my profile says I'm a smoker, but I've kind of maybe quit on Wednesdays and my smoking doesn't count, right?" |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track.
I think that's a cousin of "I know you said no smokers and my profile says I'm a smoker, but I've kind of maybe quit on Wednesdays and my smoking doesn't count, right?""
I had someone message me the other day who had "only looking for slim women" on their profile. When I brought it up to them, it was all "yeah but only sometimes"  |
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"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track.
I think that's a cousin of "I know you said no smokers and my profile says I'm a smoker, but I've kind of maybe quit on Wednesdays and my smoking doesn't count, right?"
I had someone message me the other day who had "only looking for slim women" on their profile. When I brought it up to them, it was all "yeah but only sometimes" "
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"Profiles looking for "exceptional men only". As if someone is going to go "nah I'm a bit shit actually" and not message.
That just self selects for dipshits. If you think you're exceptional, you've probably got your head up your arse."
Now that would be exceptional |
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Referring to men simply as a cock/penis/dick, a bull and any other dehumanising term
ridiculously far fetched “size” requirements e.g. 10-11+ only
Any sense of entitlement or vibe they’re doing me a favour by potentially giving me access to them… |
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"A list of demands being passed off as "preferences". And the demand for a face pic first, or no reply, on profiles containing zero pics.."
The flip side of that is "here's my face picture, now you have to reply".
I didn't ask for that, and no I don't.
(I'm not negating what you're saying, it's a yes and comment) |
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"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track. "
Woman’s profile: “I don’t meet married men or cheaters”
Woman: Messages me
*facepalm* |
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"I’m not being racist but white men only or no black/asian etc. fine but why put it in the profile? Puts me right off folk
Also - I’m great with my tongue/cock/hands blah blah (or so I’m told)
Meh "
Agree but same with BBC only, or such like - though that is fine cos it just tells me I am not their cup of tea, so block instantly. |
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By *mf123Man 1 week ago
with one foot out the door |
"Well just received one which definitely give me the ick
Owend but given permission to F#$k you of my master !!!
Wtf is that all about lol "
he man and the masters of the universe |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track.
Woman’s profile: “I don’t meet married men or cheaters”
Woman: Messages me
*facepalm*"
"You're the exception  " or whatever it is they say. |
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"Having specific likes on what they are looking for, then they message you when you're the complete opposite and they back track.
Woman’s profile: “I don’t meet married men or cheaters”
Woman: Messages me
*facepalm*
"You're the exception " or whatever it is they say."
Oh god, gag me over the exception shit. |
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"I’m not being racist but white men only or no black/asian etc. fine but why put it in the profile? Puts me right off folk
Also - I’m great with my tongue/cock/hands blah blah (or so I’m told)
Meh "
Usually when it also includes "it's just a preference" puts me off as well because it tells me that they don't know what the definition of a preference is. |
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"I’m not being racist but white men only or no black/asian etc. fine but why put it in the profile? Puts me right off folk
Also - I’m great with my tongue/cock/hands blah blah (or so I’m told)
Meh
Usually when it also includes "it's just a preference" puts me off as well because it tells me that they don't know what the definition of a preference is."
Yep. I can’t put this stuff in the same category as not liking beards/big people etc |
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"I fear our profile might be hitting the 'ick' button having read all the comments about dripping vaginas - sorry people  "
I think there's power in making a profile to suit you and the people you want to attract.
It's not for me, either, but it's like, I dunno, Italian brainrot or whatever gen alpha are into at the moment. It's not for me, but that's ok. |
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"I fear our profile might be hitting the 'ick' button having read all the comments about dripping vaginas - sorry people "
Oh don't be sorry. For every person that's put off will have someone who isn't and you can only be true to yourselves in terms of who you want to attract. |
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"I fear our profile might be hitting the 'ick' button having read all the comments about dripping vaginas - sorry people "
Different people like different things. That’s the beauty of the scene. Some people might love something that someone else doesn’t. Do what you like. That’s all that matters. |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"I fear our profile might be hitting the 'ick' button having read all the comments about dripping vaginas - sorry people "
The beauty in having your own profile is running it how you want. I'm sure we all have things that will put certain people off, but do we really want to attract those people anyway🤷♀️ |
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I guess, just never really thought about how many people thought it was disgusting. Might be time for a change anyway, not really sure we're attracting the people we want anyway so it's probably for the best x |
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By *iver78Man 1 week ago
barton upon humber |
"Well just received one which definitely give me the ick
Owend but given permission to F#$k you of my master !!!
Wtf is that all about lol
You should be grateful don’t you know! 🤣"
Hahaha , |
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"Follow up messages when their first one is ignored/deleted:
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No speaking??
You shy?
Not your type?
Oi oi
Mildly irritating."
You shy babe?
I won't bite.
I see you're online, why don't you reply?
I bet you can't handle this
I'm only a few miles away.
C'mon, please...
Etc ad infinitum |
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Agree but same with BBC only, or such like - though that is fine cos it just tells me I am not their cup of tea, so block instantly."
For the life of me I can’t fathom why people cannot just say “black guys or black men” instead using that term 😡🙄 |
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Agree but same with BBC only, or such like - though that is fine cos it just tells me I am not their cup of tea, so block instantly.
For the life of me I can’t fathom why people cannot just say “black guys or black men” instead using that term 😡🙄"
I do have a question as I've seen a few of your posts with this sentiment but how do you feel about black guys who play into that kink of providing a BBC if women or couples are looking for that or those who attend BMFC events? Do you think it hurts the overall narrative around black guys or is it more that it's not for you but others will do what they do. |
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By *egnMaxCouple 1 week ago
East Midlands |
"Passive aggressive phrases in the bio. Like, you sound miserable with this place, why are you here?"
I agree with this.
A steaming list of ‘no’ and ‘don’ts’ but nothing about what they offer or about what they are actually looking for.
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Agree but same with BBC only, or such like - though that is fine cos it just tells me I am not their cup of tea, so block instantly.
For the life of me I can’t fathom why people cannot just say “black guys or black men” instead using that term 😡🙄
I do have a question as I've seen a few of your posts with this sentiment but how do you feel about black guys who play into that kink of providing a BBC if women or couples are looking for that or those who attend BMFC events? Do you think it hurts the overall narrative around black guys or is it more that it's not for you but others will do what they do."
I find it objectifying (find quite a lot of comments in threads are objectifying, needn't be anything to do with colour). It's their preference, I don't fit it, so it is a simple block |
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"Iv just had a 43year man ask me to sneak into his mums house to shag him. Gave me instant ick lol.
Another thing is
Pictures with messy backgrounds
What's yours? "
Did you want to wait until his mum had gone to the shops? 🤔 |
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By *ara25x OP Woman 1 week ago
Angus |
"Iv just had a 43year man ask me to sneak into his mums house to shag him. Gave me instant ick lol.
Another thing is
Pictures with messy backgrounds
What's yours?
Did you want to wait until his mum had gone to the shops? 🤔"
Not a chance I'm sneaking Into a grown mans mums house |
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"What passes for erotica from a stranger.
"When I get my hands on you...
(Anatomically impossible grammatically criminal self congratulatory drivel goes here and I lose the will to live...)
And you'll squirt so hard you'll flood from Stockport to Liverpool.
How bout it baby. You can't resist this hunk of man meat""
I did say that I'd throw in a meal at Nandos 🤷🏽♂️😂 |
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"Iv just had a 43year man ask me to sneak into his mums house to shag him. Gave me instant ick lol.
Another thing is
Pictures with messy backgrounds
What's yours?
Did you want to wait until his mum had gone to the shops? 🤔
Not a chance I'm sneaking Into a grown mans mums house "
But his mum might be quite fit, and you may fancy her more than him - go on give it a try, find out when he is going to be out next! |
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"Iv just had a 43year man ask me to sneak into his mums house to shag him. Gave me instant ick lol.
Another thing is
Pictures with messy backgrounds
What's yours?
Did you want to wait until his mum had gone to the shops? 🤔
Not a chance I'm sneaking Into a grown mans mums house
But his mum might be quite fit, and you may fancy her more than him - go on give it a try, find out when he is going to be out next!"
£20 says she's got a beard... the mum that is 🤷🏽♂️ |
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By *91kMan 1 week ago
Maidstone |
It would seem that gaping holes on show are one of the top choices, who'd have thought it lol
For me it's about arrogance. If someone's profile is describing how amazing they are and that they only want the best looking people and all this kinda crap.
Just be humble 🤷♂️ |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Had a nice guy last night ask if I wanted to watch him dildo his arse on cam.
Did he at least say please,"
Unfortunately not.
He disappeared offline quite quickly so I'm assuming he found a victim. |
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Misogynist language from CD/TV/TS. Like calling themselves a cock sucking whore or whatever. It plays up to the tranny chasers who are in denial of any inherent gayness and don't want to admit even to themselves that they want sex with a man.
I exclude genuine trans folk from this generalisation though. Big difference between a trans woman who's geniunely found their true identity and a thirsty bloke in lingerie who just wants as much cock as humanly possible. |
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By *VANDYMan 1 week ago
Teignmouth |
Gynaecology shots as Sam Fox used to call them. What happened to anticipation and imagination. What’s to look forward to if it’s all hung out like a Tesco meat counter? Controversial I know but it’s my opinion. And don’t get me started on body parts covered in cum and oozing out of holes like something from Ghostbusters. Four different guys pulling out covered in cum with Safe Sex Only on profile. Which is it?
Profiles with 300 photos, including 40 left nipple, 34 right nipple, 65 both nipples, (no tit just two nipples), 56 wearing various bras etc. 8 second videos, seriously? 8 seconds isn’t a video it’s a long photo. Advertised Meets inviting M F MF so you go to profile and No Single Guys?? And can’t message because I’m a single guy. Silhouettes for profile pics and no photos?? Are they in witness protection? Couples profiles, G age 98 curvy and T age 19 slim. Well who’s the woman? Makes a big difference to some people.
Aggressive profiles shouting at me like I’m the one who messed them about recently.
And probably one for Admin. When searching for Meets etc, can I have a second option with the location tab? I think that’s what it is. So I select South West and I get Lands End to Dorset etc and beyond. Can I narrow it down to the counties I want instead of wading through people 100 miles away? I think that’s it for a minute. |
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I do have a question as I've seen a few of your posts with this sentiment but how do you feel about black guys who play into that kink of providing a BBC if women or couples are looking for that or those who attend BMFC events? Do you think it hurts the overall narrative around black guys or is it more that it's not for you but others will do what they do."
It’s both to be honest for me. Obviously I can’t control how others wish to market themselves in order to get sex, although other black guys who don’t care and play up to it does irk me somewhat but I understand they’re just playing the game.
I’m one half of an interracial couple & my girlfriend can’t stand all this just as much as me (if not more!). I also have white friends in the scene who attend interracial events, are part of interracial couples too and don’t feel the need to use these terms either.
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"Profiles looking for "exceptional men only". As if someone is going to go "nah I'm a bit shit actually" and not message.
That just self selects for dipshits. If you think you're exceptional, you've probably got your head up your arse."
Even in the unlikely event that I meet all the criteria, I’m wary of people who are over-judgmental. I wouldn’t be able to relax and have fun, if I think they are grading me |
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"And probably one for Admin. When searching for Meets etc, can I have a second option with the location tab? I think that’s what it is. So I select South West and I get Lands End to Dorset etc and beyond. Can I narrow it down to the counties I want instead of wading through people 100 miles away? I think that’s it for a minute."
Agree with all your points.
But meets! If I could filter by “looking for me” and “distance “, as I can in the general search, I’d use it more |
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So many things… 🙄
All the usual stuff like messy backgrounds, kids toys, dirty fingernails etc..
But also, those BDSM test results that list % of kink.
And, those annoying stupidly long pictures made up of characters and punctuation that try to show a figure or penis…
Some people are stuck in the dial up era it seems. |
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Dick pics
Graphic ‘this is what is going to happen when we met’ messages
Let’s meet
I’m in your area now
Hi
These show the level of maturity of the person sending the message and it’s not a good look 😬 |
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By *ittynzWoman 1 week ago
Richmond |
In my personal opinion
Dick pic as profile and then 5/6 pictures on their profile, but also for woman as well your both more than your genitalia and sometimes a hint is better than a full display.
Men or woman fucking others especially bare…yes I know this is sex site doesn’t all need to be on display… love it on couples profiles not on solos.
Messy back ground, socks on, bathroom/toilet pic
As some one said earlier when people say what they going to do to you , not with you or for you but to you
Lots have already been said which I so argeee with.
But was one persons yuk might be some one else’s yum
So go forth and do you x
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By *ittynzWoman 1 week ago
Richmond |
"And probably one for Admin. When searching for Meets etc, can I have a second option with the location tab? I think that’s what it is. So I select South West and I get Lands End to Dorset etc and beyond. Can I narrow it down to the counties I want instead of wading through people 100 miles away? I think that’s it for a minute.
Agree with all your points.
But meets! If I could filter by “looking for me” and “distance “, as I can in the general search, I’d use it more "
Think this whole site could do with a massive overhaul and brought into the 21st century. But that’s a debate for another post |
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"And probably one for Admin. When searching for Meets etc, can I have a second option with the location tab? I think that’s what it is. So I select South West and I get Lands End to Dorset etc and beyond. Can I narrow it down to the counties I want instead of wading through people 100 miles away? I think that’s it for a minute.
Agree with all your points.
But meets! If I could filter by “looking for me” and “distance “, as I can in the general search, I’d use it more
Think this whole site could do with a massive overhaul and brought into the 21st century. But that’s a debate for another post "
It's a same issue with searching in the East Mids and finding people 100-odd miles away 😤 |
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Endless dick pics, especially on profile picture, and teamed up with tape measures, cola can or Lynx spray for scale. They leave me numb, and occasionally horrified. Sometimes I have to steel myself before logging in.
Mrs. |
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The lack of effort put into profiles or messages. To me, if you cant be bothered to put effort in the early stages, then I just feel that effort will portray later, with mindless boring socials or quiet effortless sex. |
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