"A stern word with the makers of a yoghurt I just ate which didn’t meet my quite reasonable expectations.
Is that a euphemism? Had he not eaten enough pineapple…?"
You’re not too big for a spank, Felix. |
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"I'd also like a long soak in a deep bath but my flat only has a showerwhich has a big mirror and I hate mirrors
Oh i also love baths and hate mirrors "
It's worse that you can't not be naked in front of it lol |
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"I'd also like a long soak in a deep bath but my flat only has a showerwhich has a big mirror and I hate mirrors
Oh i also love baths and hate mirrors
It's worse that you can't not be naked in front of it lol"
Hahahaha yes! |
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"Want some sex?
A nice relaxing bath?
Some chocolate?
What would you like right now?
Is it multiple choice? Do I have to only give one answer?
Do what you wish, your a big boy 🔨"
Is that consent? 🤣 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago
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I would like someone else to cook me a lovely meal that I haven’t had to plan, fresh bedsheets, a foot massage, multiple orgasms and someone to stroke my back as I sleep…. Not asking for much am I? 🤣
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"Want some sex?
A nice relaxing bath?
Some chocolate?
What would you like right now?
I've had all three today, so I'll choose a good nights sleep. "
That’s just rubbing it in that is ….
I could do with the answer to Wordle tbh I’m in trouble at moment!! …… then some cuddles always nice .. |
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Sex please.
The long, leisurely, 'lose track of how many orgasms you've had because you're so caught up in the moment' type. Where you doze off in between rounds, but find yourself reaching out for more and keep going, lost in a sexy post coital haze.
Some of that would be good please.
And in the absence of that, I'd take chocolate. |
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