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By *aked beachMan 1 week ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
On a vanilla dating site, I met a lady, lovely looking brunette, legs that went on for miles. As she approached me in the car park outside the pub, she gave me a beautiful smile, then it happened. Her voice was like a call to all the dogs in the area, it was that high. What made it worse was we had the date , had a good chat and more than a few laughs. But that voice! |
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I dumped a guy once because he was shorter than me, the last time I saw him he kissed my goodbye on his tip toes. I was around my friends and they shot me some embarrassing looks. As soon as I got home I dumped him over the phone and never saw him again. Decided to only date men taller than me going forward.
Mrs x |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"He had an accent that just really put me off. I know it sounds really bad and it it is but i just couldnt get past it 🙈"
I was chatting to someone who would send me voice notes all the time and put on a really deep voice😭 |
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One woman, incredibly loud and annoying voice. Screamed my house down from her ‘first anal orgasm’ but was really loud through everything.
An ex was incredibly immature, got d*unk once ran across the road in a strop, nearly got hit by a car then literally laid on the floor kicking and stamping her feet like a child. Then said she wanted to go to harry potter world, no thanks.
Talking to someone on here a few years ago, too busy to meet for a while but then got verified by two particular guys at the same time from a threesome. Didn’t like them so ended it before meeting.
I imagine women have given me equally bad reasons! |
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"He had this strange habit of blowing on me after sex. I guess he was being nice, trying to cool me down and all but I could have done without it to be honest. "
Oh god I just got 3rd hand shudders from reading this |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"He had this strange habit of blowing on me after sex. I guess he was being nice, trying to cool me down and all but I could have done without it to be honest.
Oh god I just got 3rd hand shudders from reading this"
I didn't want to be mean because I knew it was coming from a good place but my god  |
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"He had an accent that just really put me off. I know it sounds really bad and it it is but i just couldnt get past it 🙈
I was chatting to someone who would send me voice notes all the time and put on a really deep voice😭"
🤣 i just cant do it and once ive put myself off no matter how much and try to think of the good attributes i just cant get over it 🤣 |
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"He had an accent that just really put me off. I know it sounds really bad and it it is but i just couldnt get past it 🙈"
I misread that for a moment as “accident” and thought, bloody hell, that’s harsh! The poor bloke’s had a car accident or whatever and that’s how you treat him.  |
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By *aked beachMan 1 week ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
Turning the tables, I once got dumped because her ex got in touch and said he’d found someone who was happy to commit to him unlike she was. She got in her car came to my house and dumped me because of that.
Still trying to figure that one. |
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"He had an accent that just really put me off. I know it sounds really bad and it it is but i just couldnt get past it 🙈
I misread that for a moment as “accident” and thought, bloody hell, that’s harsh! The poor bloke’s had a car accident or whatever and that’s how you treat him. "
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"He had an accent that just really put me off. I know it sounds really bad and it it is but i just couldnt get past it 🙈
What was the accent
I'm not saying. I'm not that silly 🤣"
I parted company with a woman who ended almost every sentence with "Ya get mah drift?".
We drifted apart rapidly. I hope she got my drift! |
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"Turning the tables, I once got dumped because her ex got in touch and said he’d found someone who was happy to commit to him unlike she was. She got in her car came to my house and dumped me because of that.
Still trying to figure that one. "
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"He would keep tapping my shoulder or arm whenever he was talking to me. Even when I was sat next to him and was obviously talking to him . He is Polish tho.
Fucking pack it in."
My husband does this and it makes me want to chew his fingers off |
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"I dumped a guy once because he was shorter than me, the last time I saw him he kissed my goodbye on his tip toes. I was around my friends and they shot me some embarrassing looks. As soon as I got home I dumped him over the phone and never saw him again. Decided to only date men taller than me going forward.
Mrs x"
I don't think thats childish. Pretty practical, actually. |
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"I dumped a guy once because he was shorter than me, the last time I saw him he kissed my goodbye on his tip toes. I was around my friends and they shot me some embarrassing looks. As soon as I got home I dumped him over the phone and never saw him again. Decided to only date men taller than me going forward.
Mrs x"
They were embarrassed because you were inconsiderate and didn't crouch down with hands on your knees to kiss him! |
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By *inkShyWoman 1 week ago
near Windsor |
When dating, I met an Irish guy who had travelled extensively. His accent was 50 shades of fucked up and he said my name in the weirdest way. Not a hint of Irish in the accent just South African, Aussie, German and some bizarre Eastern European twang 😂😭
I couldn't imagine hearing my name that way forever. |
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By *mf123Man 1 week ago
with one foot out the door |
Tbh i dont think iv ever cut someone off fully time and life as well as my own fall into madness has pulled or pushed me away from people but its not in me to cut folks off thats the only reason im not deleted years ago |
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"What was the most childish...(but valid) reason you cut off someone? "
Thirty years ago I cut off all contact with someone who I had known since he was 5 (known him at that point for over 25 years), cos he did the worlds biggest log in my toilet, blocking it, not mentioning it, then leaving the house, only for my wife to then discover the blockage! |
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A current FWB started off by calling me 'Babes'. As I wasn't plural or a sylvan foundling, I soon put her right on that one.
She got the message and didn’t try 'Hun' either, so she is still on the FWB list.. |
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Mine is similar to accents but actually the words used, so in a text and his profile he seemed articulate or at least polite but on the date every other word was ffing this ffing that and he sounded like a gangster wannabe. He also had those big gold chavvy rings on his fingers and it was just a solid nope ! Made my excuses and left. Thank goodness I’m not on dating sites anymore ! |
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Met up with a lady friend, she was a redhead she tripped naked to reveal a neatly trimmed bush. However this neat trimmed bush, turned out to be the sharpest/spikiest little cactus. When she was ontop it kept jabbing me. Couldn't get passed it |
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Not that it would've made any difference but I'm sure they were actually older than me anyway