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What’s the funniest thing someone from Fab has said to you?
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What’s the funniest/worst thing anyone from fab has said to you on meeting you?
Hit me with the negging/backhanded compliments, the funny jokes, the innocent comments that gave you the ick.
I once went on a social and the guy told me he didn’t recognise me with my clothes on! 
Also been told I was “prettier than expected” 
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I got told I was hotter than his pizza....I blamed the menopause for my faulty temperature....
Then I said it was unlikely and he'd have to share his pizza
And yes, it got him a meet, we're still good friends |
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"I got told I was hotter than his pizza....I blamed the menopause for my faulty temperature....
Then I said it was unlikely and he'd have to share his pizza
And yes, it got him a meet, we're still good friends "
Haha love that! |
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One not from fab, was standing at her doorway and she said “I thought you were 6ft tall?” I said, yes bang on 6ft, how tall do you think I am? “I would say maybe 5’9 or 5’10”
While she is standing there in heels (I had just taken my shoes off) and I am still about 6 inches taller than her (she was 5’5) I just laughed at how ridiculous it was.
Obviously I know shorter guys do lie, I don’t need to, been this height since I was 18 |
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This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one! |
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"This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one!"
We remeber your profile when you didnt hide away, and we think you are proper gorgeous.....fuck the haters and brain dead morons.
The problem is everyone seems to think that they are entitled to express their opinions, and they are wrong.
You are beautiful just the way your are.
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Someone I had agreed to meet for a social told me that while I am 'facially attractive' he wanted to see more pictures of me because how can he determine if he's attracted to me without seeing the size of my arms or waist.
I cancelled immediately. There. |
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"Do you come here often"
When I was much younger, a woman in a club (normal nightclub) said this to me. I couldn't hello but respond, "only in the mating season". End of conversation. Sometimes my sense of the ridiculous is my biggest downfall. 🤣 |
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By *ino200Man 1 week ago
Bournemouth,london and Sienna |
"This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one!
We remeber your profile when you didnt hide away, and we think you are proper gorgeous.....fuck the haters and brain dead morons.
The problem is everyone seems to think that they are entitled to express their opinions, and they are wrong.
You are beautiful just the way your are.
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You just expressed an opinion  |
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"This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one!
We remeber your profile when you didnt hide away, and we think you are proper gorgeous.....fuck the haters and brain dead morons.
The problem is everyone seems to think that they are entitled to express their opinions, and they are wrong.
You are beautiful just the way your are.
You just expressed an opinion "
But it wasn't an opinion that could ruin someone's day/life.
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By *ino200Man 1 week ago
Bournemouth,london and Sienna |
"This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one!
We remeber your profile when you didnt hide away, and we think you are proper gorgeous.....fuck the haters and brain dead morons.
The problem is everyone seems to think that they are entitled to express their opinions, and they are wrong.
You are beautiful just the way your are.
You just expressed an opinion
But it wasn't an opinion that could ruin someone's day/life.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I've had a couple of other Tgirls claim that my boobs are too big 
Boobs? What boobs?"
I thought that, too. Seriously, one reckons I'd be much more attractive smaller up top after going round the bars together 4-5 times and another said my boobs were just too big for her |
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"This isn't someone I've met, but a guy I was messaging on here told me " you're like me, your face is good, but it's your body that's the draw. The best thing about you is your intelligence."
I get there are compliments in there, but he's essentially saying that my face isn't that great. Before sending a face photo I told him I have body dusmorphic disorder relating to my face, so that makes the comment more tactless. He's messaged since but I just ignored him. Emotional intelligence isn't his strong point.
I'm not sure about humorous messages. I wish I could think of one!"
Big hug! Some people just don’t think! |
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That no way was I 51!
How the heck he could tell that, without seeing my face, I don't know.
He also said I was more attractive than his wife who was younger  not a good thing to say about your own wife and isn't enticing. |
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