"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭
I need a moment.
Talk amongst yourselves "
I am so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you in this dairy sad time for you… |
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"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭
I need a moment.
Talk amongst yourselves "
He was a true hero, never again shall we see his like, and now a moments silence in remembrance |
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"Shall we all hold hands?
Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new
Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate."
🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then? |
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"I ate my last square of chocolate without realising it was the last square 😭
I need a moment.
Talk amongst yourselves
He was a true hero, never again shall we see his like, and now a moments silence in remembrance "
Milkus Chocolatus, first of his name
Bringer of joy and sugar rushes
Harbinger of diabetes
In dark, in white, milk too
Occasionally a limited edition
Always reliable
And now his watch has ended. |
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"Shall we all hold hands?
Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new
Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate.
🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then?"
One of us will have to volunteer to hold them. So you can grieve without worrying about your nips tripping. It's the right thing to do. |
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"Shall we all hold hands?
Breathe in the silence for old chocolate bars and new
Erm... you're going to have to let go of your tits. So you can hold hands. And then grab more chocolate.
🤣🤣🤣 whose gonna stop me tripping on my nips then?
One of us will have to volunteer to hold them. So you can grieve without worrying about your nips tripping. It's the right thing to do."
Fk sake! They're everywhere |
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The last Rolo in the packet. The most traumatic experience was opening a bag of Maltesers and having them spill out everywhere. Glad they also come in boxes. Remember when you could buy big boxes of Smarties. Haven't seen that for donkeys. |
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By *91kMan 1 week ago
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"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...
But it does require some willpower I'll admit
I'm sorry, what?
Could you repeat that please.
I couldn't hear over all the abs"
Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?
Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝 |
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"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...
But it does require some willpower I'll admit
I'm sorry, what?
Could you repeat that please.
I couldn't hear over all the abs
Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?
Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝"
Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube? |
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By *91kMan 1 week ago
Maidstone |
"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...
But it does require some willpower I'll admit
I'm sorry, what?
Could you repeat that please.
I couldn't hear over all the abs
Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?
Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝
Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube?"
Lube! There's almost enough flavours for each day of the week. Sunday is clean up day |
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"This is why we bulk buy chocolate and keep it stocked...
But it does require some willpower I'll admit
I'm sorry, what?
Could you repeat that please.
I couldn't hear over all the abs
Well you lost 1 square, can offer you 6 to make up for that?
Can't guarantee a matched flavour however 😝
Is it like pic n mix or do you paint them different flavours of edible lube?
Lube! There's almost enough flavours for each day of the week. Sunday is clean up day"
There's a bath thread for that |
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