9th of June, 11:27am, left handed, photos or it didnt happen, using classic vaseline 70 strokes maximum. Count as you do it, fewer strokes the better.

No matter where you are or what your doing. Then that time hits. Get to it!!!

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By *a LunaWoman 7 days ago

Wales

Have an invigorating wank with nettles.

No lube.

No marigold gloves.

This afternoon at 4pm.

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By *rBruMan 7 days ago

South

"Have an invigorating wank with nettles.

No lube.

No marigold gloves.

This afternoon at 4pm.

You skipped using deep heat as lube. Guess you're feeling kind today

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple 7 days ago

North Somerset

Stand naked in front of a large ornately framed photo of Mary Berry and start stroking whilst reciting the following phrases.

"I've got a soggy bottom" and "ohh, that's so moist".

Just before you cum, scream "I'm gonna ice you like a cup cake baby".

Then do the washing up.

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman 7 days ago

Telford

STOP WANKING

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