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Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. I find it super sexy, and I've had a couple of guys compliment me on it, but these days I have sciatica, and my hips can't take it without cramping up, which hurts like hell and is not at all sexy. |
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"It depends on the person I'm doing it with.
Some positions work great with some and not others"
This is true. Some women have everything very "up-front" and others have it all very "behind them". Changes the positions that work best dramatically.
I suppose it's the same as men having cocks pointing more straight forward or more pulled up towards their stomachs. |
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69 I love to eat pussy and concentrate on it so much that I loose concentration on my self and end up going soft no matter how good at sucking the other person is which can be akward so I avoid it... |
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By *eliWoman 7 days ago
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Another for 69ing. It's too much of a sensory overload, one of us is at best getting a couple of well meant but distracted licks - it's something that looks great but doesn't do it for me. Like scissoring. |
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"Doggy, it’s not that I dislike it I just prefer eye contact and watching his cock enter me "
Also a big fan of eye contact. I would say i am quite playful so being able to take visual cues is important to me to keep a partner guessing if I am going to change the tempo, depth, angle, switch to my mouth.. |
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By *apybarasCouple 7 days ago
High Lighthouse |
"69……it can be a little awkward if the gentleman is doing a good job chances are I won’t be because I’ll be too distracted! Xx 😄
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This is Ms C's issue also, not that she feels too guilty about it.
Aside from that, we need to be careful we don't dislocate her new hip!!
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Any (most) attempts at Shower Sex.
The kissing, oral and caressing parts are amazing and erotic but trying to find the least awkward position for penetration, without slipping, sliding and getting scalded by a temperamental shower mixer - just when the passions are running high - can be anticlimactic. |
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"Not keen on being ridden.
I wish a lot more men said that, saves the harsh 30 seconds on my knees 🤣"
Adds 'Applies tigerbalm to potentially affected joints' to the foreplay 'todo' list.
Also adds 'wash tiger balm from hands' 4 times before commencing any activity. |
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By *apybarasCouple 7 days ago
High Lighthouse |
"Not keen on being ridden.
I wish a lot more men said that, saves the harsh 30 seconds on my knees 🤣
Gardening knee-pads and a bit of Sudocrem for after...
I mean more the joints
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Ah, yes.
I need to keep on top of my Seven Seas tablets to avoid that sort of thing. |
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By *apybarasCouple 7 days ago
High Lighthouse |
"Not keen on being ridden.
I wish a lot more men said that, saves the harsh 30 seconds on my knees 🤣
Adds 'Applies tigerbalm to potentially affected joints' to the foreplay 'todo' list.
Also adds 'wash tiger balm from hands' 4 times before commencing any activity."
Is that like that special lube from Boots, "tingle"... |
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"Any (most) attempts at Shower Sex.
The kissing, oral and caressing parts are amazing and erotic but trying to find the least awkward position for penetration, without slipping, sliding and getting scalded by a temperamental shower mixer - just when the passions are running high - can be anticlimactic. "
Flat stable surface is preferred (not shower over bath)
Having compatible body/leg lengths is also desirable. No awkward bending down or her standing on tip toes. |
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"Not keen on being ridden.
I wish a lot more men said that, saves the harsh 30 seconds on my knees 🤣
Adds 'Applies tigerbalm to potentially affected joints' to the foreplay 'todo' list.
Also adds 'wash tiger balm from hands' 4 times before commencing any activity.
Is that like that special lube from Boots, "tingle"..."
I have the proper stuff used as liniment in Thailand by Thai boxers. Tingle is the least of your worries. Ramp that up to 'someone has attached my genitals to the hot bit of a flame thrower- oh god, why won't it stop, its been 3 days' |
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agree with many on here 69 is not a brilliant position, for my partner my tongue is actually going in the wrong direction over her clit rather than up into her clit and from my perspective my cock is hitting the top of her mouth rather than in her mouth, she also complains she needs to concentrate on one or the other but she can't concentrate on both |
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Another vote for 69, I'd rather concentrate on sucking his cock because I can't enjoy the oral when I'm distracted with a cock in my mouth anyway. And face sitting oral doesn't do a lot for me in general. There's too much going on to really enjoy any of it with a 69. |
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Doggy style
It can easily turns into an accidental deep-sea exploration mission.
One enthusiastic thrust and I’m knocking on the cervix like ‘Anybody home?’
while she’s seeing stars and speaking in ancient tongues.
I much prefer positions where I stay in control… and don’t accidentally give her a free ultrasound
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Of course each to their own and whatever makes us happy, but I'm always amused at the perceived Reverse Cowgirl negativity and the clichéd: "oh, not for me because I want to look at her face and her reactions".
Well, if your entire playdate is going to last just 30 mins before you depart in opposite directions I can understand that. However, during sustained playtime over many hours, an evening or an overnight surely a 10 minute interlude of not exchanging glances is hardly going to kill the frisson or erode the overall passions. 
What about those who enjoy doggy but dislike reverse cowgirl? Are women suddenly manifesting a pair of eyes at the back of their heads?
I'm certain that the heightened sensory pleasure from reverse cowgirl is worth the 10 minute sacrifice of her countenance. |
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"Of course each to their own and whatever makes us happy, but I'm always amused at the perceived Reverse Cowgirl negativity and the clichéd: "oh, not for me because I want to look at her face and her reactions".
Well, if your entire playdate is going to last just 30 mins before you depart in opposite directions I can understand that. However, during sustained playtime over many hours, an evening or an overnight surely a 10 minute interlude of not exchanging glances is hardly going to kill the frisson or erode the overall passions.
What about those who enjoy doggy but dislike reverse cowgirl? Are women suddenly manifesting a pair of eyes at the back of their heads?
I'm certain that the heightened sensory pleasure from reverse cowgirl is worth the 10 minute sacrifice of her countenance. "
I am one of those! However it's not really the face I'm longing to gaze over, but I like to see them titties!! And yeah with doggy I feel like I'm being more active, plus you've got a better view of the booty. |
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By *attieTV/TS 7 days ago
Nottingham |
Another vote for 69 here,
it's rare to find someone with the right body length to make it work and then I it difficult to concentrate on the job in hand whilst trying to enjoy what they're up to at the same time.
Too much of a faff, 2/10 |
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I have similar feeling. I was trying with my ex gf upside down with me on top but in this case she was complaining that I was diving into her throat  . But in general a bit difficult to focus on giving and receiving at the same time |
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By *hortieWoman 7 days ago
Northampton |
Missionary where I'm flat on the bed and he's hoiking my ankles over his shoulders while he's tryna kiss me and pound me at the same time.
I mean... I'll still give it my best try 🤣 but it just tends to hurt my ovaries with the squishing.
Gimme doggy any day 👈😏
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"Missionary where I'm flat on the bed and he's hoiking my ankles over his shoulders while he's tryna kiss me and pound me at the same time.
I mean... I'll still give it my best try 🤣 but it just tends to hurt my ovaries with the squishing.
Gimme doggy any day 👈😏
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Also this, actually makes me feel sick. |
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Reverse cowgirl, somehow only done itvonce but it was not that pleasurable, all I get to see is her back and ass which doesn’t do much for me and felt like something could go wrong.
Second place is doggy, pure because any time I have asked a woman her favourite position they always say doggy! Ahh say something different! |
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Love reverse cowgirl and 69s surprise to see they are getting hate. Something sobering a out a 69 when the other person steps us their game and you have a moment of clarity just taking in the view awkwardly . Still enjoy it, think it's best to relay the fun to each other though if the angles not right it's more cramped if you both bopping about out of sync |
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"Kneeling on the bed doggy for me, I mean, no. Standing? Hell yeah!
Prone bone? Even better.
But straight doggy?
I just don’t get it  "
Got to say that memory foam beds have killed doggy style. With a spring mattress you get a good bounce going and makes it much more fun. |
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"Kneeling on the bed doggy for me, I mean, no. Standing? Hell yeah!
Prone bone? Even better.
But straight doggy?
I just don’t get it "
Straight doggy is kak, gently get them to arch back and go face down, completely different position |
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"Reverse cowgirl - it just pushes all the wrong points 😬🫣"
Have to say I agree, I want more face to face, or doggy. Reverse cow girl isn’t mentally stimulating for me. I need to see baps and face or be pounding from behind |
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"Kneeling on the bed doggy for me, I mean, no. Standing? Hell yeah!
Prone bone? Even better.
But straight doggy?
I just don’t get it
Straight doggy is kak, gently get them to arch back and go face down, completely different position "
Even then, just not for me. I think it’s a “closeness” thing, if I’m
In that situation with a woman then I want more than one thing feeling it…. |
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"Reverse cowgirl - it just pushes all the wrong points 😬🫣
Gotta lean back like you bull riding. Understandable though
Even leaning back doesn't help, plus it is super boring staring at a wall 😂"
Get a mirror a cowboy hat and a saddle go full larp
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"Kneeling on the bed doggy for me, I mean, no. Standing? Hell yeah!
Prone bone? Even better.
But straight doggy?
I just don’t get it
Straight doggy is kak, gently get them to arch back and go face down, completely different position
Even then, just not for me. I think it’s a “closeness” thing, if I’m
In that situation with a woman then I want more than one thing feeling it…."
if it's straight up raw dogging doggy for a solid stretch it's boring but it's versatile you can give the old reach around, grab a boob, subtle neck grab lean in lean out etc for me it depends on how active each person is. As I get older I find the old spooning more convenient with tiredness in both parties but gotta spice it up even with the spoon and go for a spread leg side fuck with the guy vertical |
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By *m25Man 6 days ago
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Least favourite is missionary, it's ok if the woman is kissing and hands running over my back or on my arse pulling me in to go deeper but if they just lie back I don't find it engaging enough. |
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"Kneeling on the bed doggy for me, I mean, no. Standing? Hell yeah!
Prone bone? Even better.
But straight doggy?
I just don’t get it
Straight doggy is kak, gently get them to arch back and go face down, completely different position
Even then, just not for me. I think it’s a “closeness” thing, if I’m
In that situation with a woman then I want more than one thing feeling it…. if it's straight up raw dogging doggy for a solid stretch it's boring but it's versatile you can give the old reach around, grab a boob, subtle neck grab lean in lean out etc for me it depends on how active each person is. As I get older I find the old spooning more convenient with tiredness in both parties but gotta spice it up even with the spoon and go for a spread leg side fuck with the guy vertical "
Spoon sex is so much better! Agree on that |
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"Reverse cowgirl. If they have manky feet. Plus does feel like I'm going to snap his cock..yeaaahaaa"
Thinking back a few years it's one the ways I sprained my cock. Wasnt a major one but yeah went down a loophole about how you can break it |
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