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What is going in the bin?
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"Groups of licra clad cyclists. Not individuals getting out for the day of commuting. The 6 wide pack of feral Halford puppets, they can go in the bin"
Halford puppets 🤣🤣 im going to nick that phrase |
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"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.
What are you slinging?
I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠
Cock pics 
Agree. Sometimes a guy will send about 6 all in one message. Why?! 😅"
You never know, a pic at a 53° angle might be the one that convinces you 😜 |
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"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.
What are you slinging?
I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠
Cock pics
Agree. Sometimes a guy will send about 6 all in one message. Why?! 😅
You never know, a pic at a 53° angle might be the one that convinces you 😜"
lmfao |
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Cold callers at the house. I’m not interested and every time I open my door for longer than a few seconds my cat tries to escape like he hasn’t got the good life at home and I’m holding him prisoner! Xx 😄 |
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"Indicators on BMWS
They don’t work "
They are shit. Why does the stalk go back to back to centre when you indicate? Can't tell if I put them on or just flashed once. I'm not looking at the dash when I'm trying to find a gap in traffic |
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"People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.
Move it or lose it enid.
Ingredients: cheese
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🤣🤣 yes. Oooh albert pass me glasses so i can see whats in this.... its fucking cheese 🧀 |
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"People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.
Move it or lose it enid.
Ingredients: cheese
🤣🤣 yes. Oooh albert pass me glasses so i can see whats in this.... its fucking cheese 🧀"
That said I accidentally picked up gluten free cheese once. I learned what evil tastes of. |
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"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.
People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they are being original!"
I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.
But let’s add thread trolling. |
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By *egnMaxCouple 3 days ago
East Midlands |
If it’s a really big bin I’d like to pop my neighbours in.
They have zero volume control on their gobs, woeful taste in music and like mowing / jet washing and generally fucking around at 8 in the morning on a weekend.
Keep Britain Tidy.
Max |
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"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.
People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they
I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.
But let’s add thread trolling. "
Could have fooled me, and everyone else.. remarkable accidental coincidence! |
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"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.
People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they
I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.
But let’s add thread trolling.
Could have fooled me, and everyone else.. remarkable accidental coincidence!"
Sure. Whatever you want it to be.
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"Towering pastries and cake displays that aren't behind glass. People are disgusting.
The Lidl bakery, for all of the sweet delights it may have, is definitely an issue for this"
I’ll take my chances for their pecan plait though xx 😄 |
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"People who moan about 'people who'!! 😜😆
...Can I have this bin when you're finished with it OP, I reckon I could fish out some stuff that's actually quite amenable!"
I’ve already yoinked the avocado for my lunch |
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"Indicators on BMWS
They don’t work
They are shit. Why does the stalk go back to back to centre when you indicate? Can't tell if I put them on or just flashed once. I'm not looking at the dash when I'm trying to find a gap in traffic"
If the indicator stalk was on the ergonomically correct side of the wheel for right hand drive, like British cars used to be before the EU decided otherwise on our behalf, they might get used more often and also self cancel more reliably. |
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All forms of noise in supermarkets.
Ranging from music (vocals are particularly distracting),
Star-fer-nounce-mints,
Awful adverts for themselves (Always L*dl on price, spoken by a raucous pseudo northern female)
Theft alarms going off that go,right through your brain,
Crashing sounds of plastic baskets and plastic trolleys being slung onto the floor,
Husbands shouting at wives "Shly get one them...",
Mothers shouting at their unruly brats (if only)
And currently, during the world cup run up, kids bouncing heavy footballs that either they have brought in with them for company or that the shop is selling.
Bloody bedlam. |
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