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Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?
For me this came about when my family had chinese food and I washed up afterwards. A random noodle of some kind ended up in the washing up bowl and wrapped around one of my fingers. For some reason this almost made me wretch.
Also wet oats randomly splattered on the side, nope |
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Cold bath water
People who smoked in kitchens or around food in general (not so much a thing now, but I’m old enough to remember when it was)
People who smoke who let the ash build up and you’re waiting to see where it drops
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Being in a car that belonged to a smoker.
Don’t know what it is as cigarette smell doesn’t bother me, but old lingering ashtray odour that gets in to your clothes for weeks after being in a smokers car. |
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Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.
Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing
It makes me heave
Dirty bastards.
They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. |
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Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.
Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing
It makes me heave
Dirty bastards.
They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "
Fucking hate this |
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Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.
Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing
It makes me heave
Dirty bastards.
They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "
Summoning a demon 👍🏻 The sound should be in the dictionary; ‘Kkkooughhhhhhhh!’ |
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By *Effy-Woman 15 hours ago
Scotland |
Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢
People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.
Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.
When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.
Someone blowing their nose.
I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢 |
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By *Effy-Woman 15 hours ago
Scotland |
"Spitting 🤮
Yes! And the nose clearing thing some folk do.
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I witnessed a man hold the side of his nose and blow out the contents of it onto the pavement. I couldn't even hide my disgust 🤢🤢🤢 |
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"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢
People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.
Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.
When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.
Someone blowing their nose.
I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢"
Hands up I do number three down but they are bleached and wrung out after each dish wash n top wipe |
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Mine is really about a man habit..... if men know otherwise let me know but I've only EVER seen Men or heard men doing it.
Yokkering up ...... and either spitting or swallowing
It makes me heave
Dirty bastards.
They don't care where they are or who is there ....... my stomach is flipping now. Crusty gits. "
I know what you mean, one of my engineers does it sometimes and it sounds absolutely vile. Especially when you hear the spit |
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By *Effy-Woman 15 hours ago
Scotland |
"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢
People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.
Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.
When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.
Someone blowing their nose.
I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢
Hands up I do number three down but they are bleached and wrung out after each dish wash n top wipe "
That i can cope with. I've seen people reuse them until they literally stink though. The worktop was cleaner before they wiped it down with that biohazard. |
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"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢
People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.
Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.
When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.
Someone blowing their nose.
I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢"
Please do go on and on! Get it all out your system |
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By *Effy-Woman 15 hours ago
Scotland |
"Wet food of any kind in the sink is absolutely vomit inducing 🤢
People who drink from bottles, then offer you a glass. Eh, I'll pass thanks.
Cloths/rags that people use to wipe up the worktops.
When you go out to dinner and they use a napkin to wipe their mouth, then they leave it on the table.
Someone blowing their nose.
I have a really sensitive stomach. I could go on and on 🤢
Please do go on and on! Get it all out your system "
I feel a bit queasy reading these 😅 |
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"Cat shit in my garden.
I don’t have a cat."
This. Fucking this.
I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters |
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"Cat shit in my garden.
I don’t have a cat.
This. Fucking this.
I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters"
each time I eat orange... I chop the peel into about 10 pieces n chuck it around the garden.
Cats hate it
Or a lemon ..... they never go in the bin |
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Ha ha here we go me and my sensory defects 
Strong smells...some turn my stomach.
Anything slimy if a shampoo bottle has leaked or squidgy sauce round the sauce bottle lid the get chucked.
Anything in washing up water.
The feel of washing pods and wet wool.
seeingkids with snotty noses.
I don't drink to end of any glass of waterI throw the bottom away for some reason it turns my tummy
Yet I can drink alcohol fine.
Cleaning the toilet,or getting hair from thw plughole
Wiping the rubber seal on the washer. |
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢"
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢 I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"
Let me help again  I won't open a public loo door with my hand ever.
I use tissue OR the sleeve or bottom of my coat.
I also have a copper hook on my keyring that I bought in covid times. It pulls open all doors for me. |
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"
We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out |
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted
We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out"
What like in the oldie worldie times we can all point and shout Shame Him! Shame Him! Shame Him! |
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By *ellsOMan 15 hours ago
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted
We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out"
It's when they walk in, use the urinal but the whole time, they're on their phone!
I want to slap them silly! |
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢
I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted
We need to normalise shaming these people as they walk out
What like in the oldie worldie times we can all point and shout Shame Him! Shame Him! Shame Him!"
Exactly like that! With punishment pre-agreed |
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"Cat shit in my garden.
I don’t have a cat.
This. Fucking this.
I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters"
Allegedly there are some very good motion sensing sprinklers on Amazon that are fantastic for keeping cats out of your garden and make for comedy value the first time they get triggered. Or so I've heard.
Totally don’t have one. |
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"Cat shit in my garden.
I don’t have a cat.
This. Fucking this.
I have about 4 cats from other neighbours who LOVE to shit in my garden. I’m quite proud of my garden and the things I grow but trying to cut the grass, disgusting. Planting new stuff and seeing it dug up with a shit next to it. I hate the little bastards. Have wretched msny a time scooping shite out of my planters
Allegedly there are some very good motion sensing sprinklers on Amazon that are fantastic for keeping cats out of your garden and make for comedy value the first time they get triggered. Or so I've heard.
Totally don’t have one."
I’ve tried so many things to stop them over the years. But this could be the key!
I’ve always wanted a motion sense camera with a water gun attached to it that squirts at them as soon as they enter the garden. It’s physically harmless but probably annoying enough to stop them coming in and laying waste to my precious chillis! |
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By *Effy-Woman 15 hours ago
Scotland |
I know it can't be helped sometimes but I can tell when someone hasn't washed and dried their clothes properly. Like that sour wet dog smell.
It's worse when you're trapped somewhere like a lift or stuck in a queue behind them. |
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Scratching someone’s back then after I’ve settled down being grossed out about how their epithelial cells are under my nails and imagine them being scraped out from under my nails CSI style if I was to then pass away. |
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"Scratching someone’s back then after I’ve settled down being grossed out about how their epithelial cells are under my nails and imagine them being scraped out from under my nails CSI style if I was to then pass away. "
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So much for, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours 🤣 |
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"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick."
I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first. |
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"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.
I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first."
Taking the jizz filled condom off after a good long shag is one of the least sexy things in all the 9 realms.
Everything after you buss a nut is awful |
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"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.
I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first."
I found this way funnier than I probably should have, while singing Miley Cyrus. |
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"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.
I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first.
Taking the jizz filled condom off after a good long shag is one of the least sexy things in all the 9 realms.
Everything after you buss a nut is awful"
The snuggle is pretty great |
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"After having sex, I have to remove the condom straight away. The look and feel of having a full condom on my now floppy dick just gives me the ick.
I like to pretend it’s a wrecking ball and swing it around a bit first.
I found this way funnier than I probably should have, while singing Miley Cyrus."
Yeah, that song occurred to me too  |
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People who smell and bad breath, I was working on a job and the quantity surveyor had the worst breath I have ever smelt so I asked him if he had been sucking the cats arse and walked out of the meeting. |
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I don't understand why people leave a towel rag to use in the bathroom after washing hand, it's disgusting??? Just use a tissue and dispose of it tf? How can you use the same towel again and again? |
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By *WB85Man 14 hours ago
Staffordshire |
"The initial smell when cooking minced beef.
Interesting you mentioned this! Is it meat from a butcher or supermarket?"
I'd love to say its from the butchers, but most often its supermarket. |
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By *AJMLKTV/TS 14 hours ago
Burley |
The sight of a child whose face is covered in food. Many years ago we were by the pool of a hotel in Cyprus and there was a child running around with its face covered in chocolate ice cream. Its fat, tattooed owners were on their sun loungers about 30 feet away swigging on pints of lager at 8.30am. The child fell on its face right by us and started screeching loudly. Snot was gushing out of its nose, mingling with the chocolate and dripping onto the poolside. We did our best to ignore it until one of its owners came over, grabbed it by the arm and dragged it off whilst shouting at us for "not helping". She then took the child to the top step of the pool and washed its face in the water. That was the last time we used the pool on that holiday and the last time we ever went to a "family" hotel. |
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"The sight of a child whose face is covered in food. Many years ago we were by the pool of a hotel in Cyprus and there was a child running around with its face covered in chocolate ice cream. Its fat, tattooed owners were on their sun loungers about 30 feet away swigging on pints of lager at 8.30am. The child fell on its face right by us and started screeching loudly. Snot was gushing out of its nose, mingling with the chocolate and dripping onto the poolside. We did our best to ignore it until one of its owners came over, grabbed it by the arm and dragged it off whilst shouting at us for "not helping". She then took the child to the top step of the pool and washed its face in the water. That was the last time we used the pool on that holiday and the last time we ever went to a "family" hotel."
We always do adults only hotels , not for any naughty reasons but for what you have just described. We have done our time being parents and now it’s our time to enjoy kid free holiday ! |
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By *4bimMan 14 hours ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"Maggots in the wheely bin.
Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since"
we have bin service come to prevent this. |
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When someone farts near you after eating something awful earlier in the day and it’s like the fart leaves their arse and just goes directly into your mouth so you’re just chewing on it. Disgusting and taste rotten |
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By *inkShyWoman 14 hours ago
near Windsor |
"Maggots in the wheely bin.
Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since"
Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore. |
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"Really pleased you created this thread, OP. I was going to have fajitas for dinner but I've gone off the idea of eating for a while. "
Sorry Eggy how was I to know you had such strong phobias!
This has been my favourite thread I have made, we are opposites |
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By *Effy-Woman 14 hours ago
Scotland |
"Really pleased you created this thread, OP. I was going to have fajitas for dinner but I've gone off the idea of eating for a while.
Sorry Eggy how was I to know you had such strong phobias!
This has been my favourite thread I have made, we are opposites"
To be fair, it's mostly my own contributions that have given me the gip 😅 |
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"Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?
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People who let their dogs shit right by the driver's door of your car.
The sound cats make when puking.
Marmite.
Making a coffee and then on taking the first sip, finding out the milk is off even though it's apparently still in date.
Nigel Farage.
Obi |
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"Strawberries lol the seeds do me in.
The feel of velvet makes me literally shudder.
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I hate strawbs. Horrible taste, crunchy little seeds in a soft food urhhgg.
In fact eating anything smooth and suddenly finding a lump of something inside it can go on the list too |
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By *dstefiMan 14 hours ago
Solihull |
"Maggots in the wheely bin.
Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since
Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore."
I'm trying that! Sounds very holistic. |
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By *inkShyWoman 14 hours ago
near Windsor |
"Maggots in the wheely bin.
Same. Last summer, my bin would erupt at night with maggots. I get it jet washed now and (touch wood) hasn't happened since
Put 2 slices of brown bread saturated in vinegar in the bin. The vinegar kills larvae, and the flies don't like the smell of vinegar. Lob another one in when you can't smell vinegar anymore.
I'm trying that! Sounds very holistic. "
You can also try cinnamon shaken all over, smells better but not as effective though! |
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By *dstefiMan 14 hours ago
Solihull |
Have to say I have a remarkably high tolerance for most of the things people are saying make them heave.
Hairy plugholes, dirty sinks and stains on the bog, no problem, that's man's work to deal with. I wouldn't inflict that on my wife.
Very few foods gross me out. Maybe aubergines (nasty slimy things that don't even taste nice) and oysters (why anyone wants to eat briny snot is beyond me). I did once work on a fruit farm that processed cherries and berries and the smell of the emptied but as yet unwashed 50 gallon storage drums after a few days in the yard in the sun was vile beyond description. Sweet decay and fermentation. |
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"When people leave used shitty stuff in public toilets / tampons etc wash your dam mess up like a civilised human being 
Service station toilets, where the piss is everywhere but in the toilet  "
Yeah I mean I use women’s toilets and tbh they are just as grim many times. And the shared ones in small services. The piss is everywhere as you say. Today in Greg’s I booted off stvtye staff as there was shit smeared all over the rim and sink basin. Unbelievable filth |
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"Is there anything you find in daily life that is absolutely foul?
For me this came about when my family had chinese food and I washed up afterwards. A random noodle of some kind ended up in the washing up bowl and wrapped around one of my fingers. For some reason this almost made me wretch.
Also wet oats randomly splattered on the side, nope"
Politicians who foul up the country and local areas.
If it ain't broke don't try and fix it.
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"Seeing guys use a urinal in the toilet and then walk straight out. Happens at my gym all the time and I feel like I need to keep an eye out so I don't use any of the same stuff they do 🤢 I see this in pubs, then I wash my hands and it’s a pull open door that I know they just wrapped their filthy, piss and cock sweat hand around, so either hope someone else opens it or try to grab a bit of door nobody else has tainted"
I use my elbow or bottom of my top when opening doors, turning off taps etc.
I never feel clean until I wash my hands at home.
But I am a bit of a germaphobe, I was using antibacterial wipes on trolleys before covid 🤣
My husband thought I was weird, but the wipes always came away stained 🤮 |
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By *anus7Man 7 minutes ago
Chester |
"Cat shit in my garden.
I don’t have a cat."
Exactly!
And you're not supposed to react in the way you want to.
My next door neighbour harbours cats and the buggers crap and destroy my flower beds. |
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