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"Daddy, lil boy / girl, alpha, lick for hours, heavy cummer, my load, no limits, push limits, destroy your pussy or anything that reads like a cut and paste from a porn mag.
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By *inkShyWoman 15 hours ago
near Windsor |
"It isn't cringe but 'professional male' makes me laugh. It makes me think of them being a pro male, like pro footballer, pro wrestler, pro tiddlywink player.
“They pay me to man, you know.”"
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As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about. |
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"As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about."
We already have quite enough heavy summer thanks… |
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"As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about.
We already have quite enough heavy summer thanks… "
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"As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about.
We already have quite enough heavy summer thanks… "
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"As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about.
We already have quite enough heavy summer thanks… "
Fuck! Stupid wholesome auto-correct 🙄 |
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"As an alpha daddy who's a heavy summer with a thick, girthy cock that just wants to dominate and destroy a woman's pussy after going down on her for hours, none of you know what you're talking about."
Hahaha
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"‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog.’
A rather charmless image that one…
Bang you like a barn door in a hurricane
😂😂😂 ‘I’ll slam you like a trash compactor.’ "
I'll bang you more than Harvey prices iPad |
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"‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog.’
A rather charmless image that one…
Bang you like a barn door in a hurricane
😂😂😂 ‘I’ll slam you like a trash compactor.’
I'll bang you more than Harvey prices iPad "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 hours ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
One line of nondescript bio.
10 lines explaining their rights regarding their pictures and Sidney University. 🙄
Anything with "daddy", or how dom and strict they are. Effectively anything that shows a lack of self-awareness and an over-inflated ego. |
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Talk of ‘Ploughing’ is likely not entirely efficacious in garnering the affections of a woman either.
Unless of course one is referring to agricultural practices - a subject which is scientifically proven to render all ladies instantaneously wetter than an otters pocket 👍🏻 |
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"‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog.’
A rather charmless image that one…
Bang you like a barn door in a hurricane
😂😂😂 ‘I’ll slam you like a trash compactor.’ "
Rattle you more times than a beggers tin 😂 |
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"‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog.’
A rather charmless image that one…
Bang you like a barn door in a hurricane
😂😂😂 ‘I’ll slam you like a trash compactor.’
I'll bang you more than Harvey prices iPad "
😂 |
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"‘I’ll make you shake like a shitting dog.’
A rather charmless image that one…
Bang you like a barn door in a hurricane
😂😂😂 ‘I’ll slam you like a trash compactor.’
Rattle you more times than a beggers tin 😂 "
😂😂 ‘I’ll drill you like a Kango hammer.’ |
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"Based on the replies here I should be doing fab but I guess you can’t change looks! Ah well!
Avoiding the worst stuff doesn't mean that something is good. General not personal comment. "
Totally get that. Appreciate the response. I realise theres great profiles too. And then there’s mine
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"Discreet- usually means cheat"
I once met a couple for a drink outside a pub, next to a river near Oxford, for a drink.
Beautiful summers evening- lovely pub garden and quite busy. They talked, very loudly, about their experiences and what the three ofvus could do.
I then realised that EVERYONE in the garden had stopped talking and was listening to us. I also recognised two vanilla friends of mine three tables away.
Since then i've ADORED DISCREET 😂😂😂😂😂 |
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"been here before so know how it works"
Alpha.
Daddy.
Women with a huge list of no this, no that, and nothing about what they do like.
Tattooed people who feel the need to use "tatted" (or variations thereof) in their username. Yes, we can see your pictures and no, it doesnt make you more interesting.
That awful cliched picture women do with a stiletto heel hooked around their underwear. |
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"The word "daddy"
Phrases such as "heavy cummer" or "I'll destroy you", or "I don't bite unless you ask".
There are actually loads when I come to think about it.
Ruby"
Oh yeah anything about smashing, banging, destroying, no thanks!! |
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