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A man (or woman or TS/TV) walks into a bar…
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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
Trouble, apparently… |
Say you’re in to be in the bar(helps to state your username so quotes work).
If you see someone you like in the bar, buy them a drink you’ll think they’ll like and send an anonymous note on a napkin for the barman to deliver on your behalf.
If your date accepts your advance, they’re allowed to ask who bought them the drink…
Barmen/maids are welcome to facilitate proceedings. |
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Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble. |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble."
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂 |
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"Well I’ve sent a couple of drinks and notes but op has abandoned the bar
Are we all supposed to be barman/maids as well as customers? "
I think it’s best we are or we could be waiting for op to return |
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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
Trouble, apparently… |
Drink and a subtle note from the gentleman over there for Mrs Wolves
Can you deliver a glass of the finest champagne to Mrs Wolves and tell her I’d love her to join me for a drink. No questions asked |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂"
Neee nawww neee nawwww 🚔 get the bouncers 🤣 |
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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
Trouble, apparently… |
An order for SinfullyObedient (although not that kind of order). Apparently drinking doing all the talking here….
Please send sinfully obedient a champagne bucket with ice and a bottle of Moët |
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"Drink and a subtle note from the gentleman over there for Mrs Wolves
Can you deliver a glass of the finest champagne to Mrs Wolves and tell her I’d love her to join me for a drink. No questions asked"
I accept. Now fess up 🤨😍 |
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"An order for SinfullyObedient (although not that kind of order). Apparently drinking doing all the talking here….
Please send sinfully obedient a champagne bucket with ice and a bottle of Moët"
Can you bring a second glass please bar keep and the sender may join me 😀 |
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"Drink and a subtle note from the gentleman over there for Mrs Wolves
Can you deliver a glass of the finest champagne to Mrs Wolves and tell her I’d love her to join me for a drink. No questions asked
I accept. Now fess up 🤨😍"
Come take a seat my lovely 🥰 |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂"
No, I'm going to drink your spike. It's different  |
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"Drink and a subtle note from the gentleman over there for Mrs Wolves
Can you deliver a glass of the finest champagne to Mrs Wolves and tell her I’d love her to join me for a drink. No questions asked
I accept. Now fess up 🤨😍
Come take a seat my lovely 🥰 "
Ooooh I am on my way 😘 |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂"
they wont need to spike your drink .... would they hehe |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂
No, I'm going to drink your spike. It's different "
Is it fun? 😂 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 6 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂
No, I'm going to drink your spike. It's different "
🤣🤣🤣🤣 smooth |
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"A drink for playfulsam coming across…
Can you deliver a pint of Beaverbrook to Playfulsam please and ask if I can come pet his pooch 😁"
Omg hell yes, can you bring him a sausage from someone’s plate when they’re not looking |
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"Well I'm here early and totally expecting Perky Pumpkin to walk in any minute.
Damn, that wasn't very secret. Sssshhhh. Slip something to Perky for me would you, there's a good chap. Here's a tenner for your trouble.
Sounds like you're going to spike my drink 😂 they wont need to spike your drink .... would they hehe"
Why? Cause I'll drink until I'll pass out? Have you seen me in town? 🤣 |
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"Making another trip to SinfullyObedoent’s table..
A glass of Sheridan's Original Double Liqueur for SinfullyObedient with a note saying “the two tone seems appropriate”"
Oh clever, I like this one. I think i know who it is. 😁 I accept |
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"Another for mrs wolves…
I’d like to buy Wolves a drink but she’s not into women.
Perhaps sex on the beach? A good ol’ chinwag before she gets accosted by all the men 😉"
I think I know who this is, and I would gladly have sex on the beach with her, but only if it's followed by a screaming orgasm. 😂 |
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"A drink for playfulsam coming across…
Can you deliver a pint of Beaverbrook to Playfulsam please and ask if I can come pet his pooch 😁
Omg hell yes, can you bring him a sausage from someone’s plate when they’re not looking "
🌭🐕 🍺 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 6 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Another for mrs wolves…
I’d like to buy Wolves a drink but she’s not into women.
Perhaps sex on the beach? A good ol’ chinwag before she gets accosted by all the men 😉
I think I know who this is, and I would gladly have sex on the beach with her, but only if it's followed by a screaming orgasm. 😂"
It would be my pleasure 🌹💋 |
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"Another for mrs wolves…
I’d like to buy Wolves a drink but she’s not into women.
Perhaps sex on the beach? A good ol’ chinwag before she gets accosted by all the men 😉
I think I know who this is, and I would gladly have sex on the beach with her, but only if it's followed by a screaming orgasm. 😂
It would be my pleasure 🌹💋"
❤️ |
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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
Trouble, apparently… |
"Making another trip to SinfullyObedoent’s table..
A glass of Sheridan's Original Double Liqueur for SinfullyObedient with a note saying “the two tone seems appropriate”
Oh clever, I like this one. I think i know who it is. 😁 I accept"
It was that Scott45hull gentleman over there. The one waving. |
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"Another for mrs wolves…
I’d like to buy Wolves a drink but she’s not into women.
Perhaps sex on the beach? A good ol’ chinwag before she gets accosted by all the men 😉
I think I know who this is, and I would gladly have sex on the beach with her, but only if it's followed by a screaming orgasm. 😂
It would be my pleasure 🌹💋
❤️"
Can we make this a trio over here? |
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"Making another trip to SinfullyObedoent’s table..
A glass of Sheridan's Original Double Liqueur for SinfullyObedient with a note saying “the two tone seems appropriate”
Oh clever, I like this one. I think i know who it is. 😁 I accept
It was that Scott45hull gentleman over there. The one waving. "
He seems to be otherwise occupied with the two ladies and screaming orgasms 😈 |
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"Making another trip to SinfullyObedoent’s table..
A glass of Sheridan's Original Double Liqueur for SinfullyObedient with a note saying “the two tone seems appropriate”
Oh clever, I like this one. I think i know who it is. 😁 I accept
It was that Scott45hull gentleman over there. The one waving.
He seems to be otherwise occupied with the two ladies and screaming orgasms 😈"
Pretty sure you’d also be welcome over here |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 6 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Making another trip to SinfullyObedoent’s table..
A glass of Sheridan's Original Double Liqueur for SinfullyObedient with a note saying “the two tone seems appropriate”
Oh clever, I like this one. I think i know who it is. 😁 I accept
It was that Scott45hull gentleman over there. The one waving.
He seems to be otherwise occupied with the two ladies and screaming orgasms 😈
Pretty sure you’d also be welcome over here "
Definitely, pop on over. The more the merrier, I’ll just sit back and enjoy my screaming orgasm |
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"Another for vamps!
Can you please take a glass of your finest whiskey with a singular ice cube to Vamps please, and I would like to hear the sordid details of the vicars wife 😈"
Now this person has has a great choice in drink! I accept but still not telling about the vicars wife 😂😂 |
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I’m having a Guinness zero in the corner.
Barman, can you see that very attractive dark haired regal looking woman over there, looks like a young Sophia Loren, can you get her a drink of her choice and stick it on my tab please. |
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"A lady of elegance has sent a note and a drink to Vamps…
Can you please send Vamps a triple vodka and please..and ask him to join me in the snug
A triple? Now we are talking! I accept!"
Well. I'm waiting  |
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"Another for vamps!
Can you please take a glass of your finest whiskey with a singular ice cube to Vamps please, and I would like to hear the sordid details of the vicars wife 😈
Now this person has has a great choice in drink! I accept but still not telling about the vicars wife 😂😂"
Maybe after a few more whiskeys 😉
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"Is this officially an orgy yet? Because there are lots of people I like here but none are sitting on my face or my cock yet and I'm regretting the £80 I paid to get in."
🤣
But did you make eye contact ? |
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"I’m having a Guinness zero in the corner.
Barman, can you see that very attractive dark haired regal looking woman over there, looks like a young Sophia Loren, can you get her a drink of her choice and stick it on my tab please. "
And a big kiss too i hope 😘 |
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"I'll buy Mrs Wolves whatever she wants after seeing the flurry of incredible stocking pics she has been posting lately 🥵
You flatter me
The drinks are on me 😘"
Perfect, i shall lick it off you slowly 🤭 |
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"I’m having a Guinness zero in the corner.
Barman, can you see that very attractive dark haired regal looking woman over there, looks like a young Sophia Loren, can you get her a drink of her choice and stick it on my tab please.
And a big kiss too i hope 😘"
2 big kisses , with tongues 😉 |
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"A lady of elegance has sent a note and a drink to Vamps…
Can you please send Vamps a triple vodka and please..and ask him to join me in the snug
A triple? Now we are talking! I accept!
Well. I'm waiting "
On my way! Just picking up my drink! |
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"Another for vamps!
Can you please take a glass of your finest whiskey with a singular ice cube to Vamps please, and I would like to hear the sordid details of the vicars wife 😈
Now this person has has a great choice in drink! I accept but still not telling about the vicars wife 😂😂
Maybe after a few more whiskeys 😉
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Only if I hear all your sordid naughtiness! 😉 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 6 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"My shift is over as barman.
Can someone else please take their turn behind the bar?
Please don’t steal the booze though! 🤣
I don't mind stepping in 😊
You’re a darling, thank you!"
Enjoy your drink. You going to sit and chat for a short while? |
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"My shift is over as barman.
Can someone else please take their turn behind the bar?
Please don’t steal the booze though! 🤣"
Can I have a drink for every drink I serve? Those are the terms of my contract 😂😂 |
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"My shift is over as barman.
Can someone else please take their turn behind the bar?
Please don’t steal the booze though! 🤣
Can I have a drink for every drink I serve? Those are the terms of my contract 😂😂"
Hell no. There will be nothing left for none of us 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃"
Oh great. It's just me and the local lush... 😄 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!"
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇 |
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"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇"
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂"
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤"
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇 "
😁🖤 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇
😁🖤"
I’ll just grab the bottle of Southern Comfort, anyone want anything else? |
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"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇
😁🖤
I’ll just grab the bottle of Southern Comfort, anyone want anything else? "
Grab a bottle of Jack Daniels while you’re there please! |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇
😁🖤
I’ll just grab the bottle of Southern Comfort, anyone want anything else?
Grab a bottle of Jack Daniels while you’re there please!"
For you oh beautiful one. Anytime x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've helped myself to a double rum and cøke.
Cheers.
X
Shhh…. No one is keeping an eye on the bar.. heres another 🥃 and one for me too! 🥃🥃
You pair are incorrigible
Come join us!
Be one of us!
🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
You'll never grow old, flirty, and you'll never die. But you must drink! 😂😂😂
Sleep all day, party all night... 🖤
Oh I’m so in for this. 🖤 🦇
😁🖤
I’ll just grab the bottle of Southern Comfort, anyone want anything else?
Grab a bottle of Jack Daniels while you’re there please!"
Kraken.🖤 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it. "
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈"
🧛🏻♀️ |
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"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈"
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂 |
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"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈"
I'll definitely drink with you. And I'll be your bar snack, too.  |
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"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂"
What about the pork scratchings? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂"
... and I ate Nobby. |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂... and I ate Nobby."
Poor Nobby. May he RIP 🪦 |
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"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂... and I ate Nobby.
Poor Nobby. May he RIP 🪦 "
Nobby was Bob’s brother and Gertrude’s lover! 😭😭 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂... and I ate Nobby.
Poor Nobby. May he RIP 🪦
Nobby was Bob’s brother and Gertrude’s lover! 😭😭"
Aw, nuts... |
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"I'm buying a drink of her choice for FlirtyFilth because I'd like to have a chat about the South West. I lived in Barnstaple for a bit for work and really liked it so I'd like to catch up on it.
Pull up a chair, sit yourself down. Are you having a drink yourself or are you the bar snack? 😈
He’s the bar snack too. I ate all of the Nobbys Nuts 😂😂... and I ate Nobby.
Poor Nobby. May he RIP 🪦
Nobby was Bob’s brother and Gertrude’s lover! 😭😭
Aw, nuts..."
Even those are gone! 😭😭 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Doorman wouldn't let me in coz I was wearing trainers and a hoodie 😫 Wish I was in
Put your black socks over your trainers. They won’t notice 😂😂"
Shhhh, don’t tell him that! I’m raising money to put behind the bar for Goldmilk before someone gets sacked 🤣 |
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"Doorman wouldn't let me in coz I was wearing trainers and a hoodie 😫 Wish I was in
Did you pay your £80? "
" offered him £100 but was told that I looked like I was going to Rob the place. Probably shouldn't have worn the balaclava as well. Running home now to put my knickers and fishnets on....hope that works "
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Doorman wouldn't let me in coz I was wearing trainers and a hoodie 😫 Wish I was in
Did you pay your £80?
offered him £100 but was told that I looked like I was going to Rob the place. Probably shouldn't have worn the balaclava as well. Running home now to put my knickers and fishnets on....hope that works "
It works for me 🤪💋 |
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"Doorman wouldn't let me in coz I was wearing trainers and a hoodie 😫 Wish I was in
Did you pay your £80?
offered him £100 but was told that I looked like I was going to Rob the place. Probably shouldn't have worn the balaclava as well. Running home now to put my knickers and fishnets on....hope that works
It works for me 🤪💋"
" In that case a pint of your finest house bitter for flirty barman 🍺👄 "
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Doorman wouldn't let me in coz I was wearing trainers and a hoodie 😫 Wish I was in
Did you pay your £80?
offered him £100 but was told that I looked like I was going to Rob the place. Probably shouldn't have worn the balaclava as well. Running home now to put my knickers and fishnets on....hope that works
It works for me 🤪💋
In that case a pint of your finest house bitter for flirty barman 🍺👄 "
I’ve acquired a bottle of SC so I’m good thanks. Anyway, I’m Deb’n. I’m a cider drinker 🍎 🍺 💋 |
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By *oldmilk OP Man 5 days ago
Trouble, apparently… |
"Woah that’s a lot of glasses to clear up this morning.
And the floor’s stickier than a Wetherspoons for some reason…
Sorry, Boss. I turned my back for 5 minutes all hell broke loose."
This sort of things happens on topless night. All good though, this is what dishwashers are for!
Glad everyone had a good night!
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"Woah that’s a lot of glasses to clear up this morning.
And the floor’s stickier than a Wetherspoons for some reason…
Sorry, Boss. I turned my back for 5 minutes all hell broke loose.
This sort of things happens on topless night. All good though, this is what dishwashers are for!
Glad everyone had a good night!
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" Jesus...where am I? Who's that in bed next to me? What day is it? Fuck...must have been a good night "
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Woah that’s a lot of glasses to clear up this morning.
And the floor’s stickier than a Wetherspoons for some reason…
Sorry, Boss. I turned my back for 5 minutes all hell broke loose.
This sort of things happens on topless night. All good though, this is what dishwashers are for!
Glad everyone had a good night!
Jesus...where am I? Who's that in bed next to me? What day is it? Fuck...must have been a good night "
Oh my gawd! Is it really morning already….. where’s my toothbrush….. my mouth feels like I’ve been licking the carpet…. Or was that just too much rimming, err I mean licking the rim of the glasses…. Maybe it was Nobby’s Nuts? *walks away shaking head |
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"Plonks down by the bar....idly flicks through cocktail menu.
Mentally complains about the lack of nuts...
Don't worry, we can make a snack run just for you 😉"
Why thank you...no scampi fries though x |
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"Plonks down by the bar....idly flicks through cocktail menu.
Mentally complains about the lack of nuts...
Do you want roasted, salted or slightly hairy?"
Not a fan of hairy nuts...
But I will have a rum and ...leave the bottle x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Nobody saw me and Perky sneaking off did they? We have spotless reputations for not being sluts to think of.
Your reputations are intact. 😜 
Got time for a shandy and packet of crisps Davina?"
Oo! I don't mind if I do. 😁 |
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"i have lined up a bunch of shots behing 2 drinks menu's. but here's the kicker - you have to tell me 1 to 12 from left or right. that's what you get. russian shot roulette."
Four from the bottom and one big one from the top please Rachel  |
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"i have lined up a bunch of shots behing 2 drinks menu's. but here's the kicker - you have to tell me 1 to 12 from left or right. that's what you get. russian shot roulette.
Four from the bottom and one big one from the top please Rachel "
you got the apple sourz |
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"i have lined up a bunch of shots behing 2 drinks menu's. but here's the kicker - you have to tell me 1 to 12 from left or right. that's what you get. russian shot roulette.
Four from the bottom and one big one from the top please Rachel
you got the apple sourz"
My mouth is puckering already (I said my mouth!) |
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